nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.
We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.
Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.
After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.
Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?
Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:
Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of
@General Mills.
Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.
http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9
We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:
Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.
Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:
So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is
and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:
That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.
But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.
Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:
PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:
I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen.
You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist.