Has Ronald come for that BK Crown

Who got that crown?

  • Ronald McDonald

    Votes: 36 28.1%
  • The Burger King

    Votes: 92 71.9%

  • Total voters
    128

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Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills. :myman:
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:russ: nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.

We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.

Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.

After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.

:yawn: Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?

Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills. :myman:

Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9

We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:

Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.

Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:

So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is :trash: and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:

That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.

But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.

Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:

PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:

I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen. :wrist:

You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist. :wrist:




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Ronald McDonald

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:russ: nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.

We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.

Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.

After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.

:yawn: Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?

Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills. :myman:

Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9

We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:

Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.

Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:

So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is :trash: and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:

That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.

But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.

Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:

PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:

I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen. :wrist:

You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist. :wrist:



You right, nikkas did line up for the buttermilk tenders for the first week....and the 2nd.....and the 3rd....and the 4th, etc.....then they went back to popeyes, you know why?
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McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Tenders are being discontinued and fans are not pleased

Because my chicken strips were too popular fukk nikka
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. The streets WANT McDonalds, they settle for you. When the last time any of those "quality" BK items sold out or had the streets yearning for more? Yall out here buying entire franchises and yet somehow we're the ones who are trying to keep up? Do the maths on those links I posted. Popeyes and The Delusional King combined only generate 1/3rd of my total revenue. What you thought? That that glorified Mammy you befriended was the Colonel? :mjlol:

nikka she not even Wendy!
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Reality mustve had this nikka stressed. had him up at 2:30 am writing me novels.
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Go get some sleep nikka. I know you need it. You wont even have to worry about missing/skipping breakfast either. you know why?




because we serve it all day
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You right, nikkas did line up for the buttermilk tenders for the first week....and the 2nd.....and the 3rd....and the 4th, etc.....then they went back to popeyes, you know why?
tedjxPB.png


McDonald's Buttermilk Crispy Tenders are being discontinued and fans are not pleased

Because my chicken strips were too popular fukk nikka
hTnyAw0.png
. The streets WANT McDonalds, they settle for you. When the last time any of those "quality" BK items sold out or had the streets yearning for more? Yall out here buying entire franchises and yet somehow we're the ones who are trying to keep up? Do the maths on those links I posted. Popeyes and The Delusional King combined only generate 1/3rd of my total revenue. What you thought? That that glorified Mammy you befriended was the Colonel? :mjlol:

nikka she not even Wendy!
hTnyAw0.png


Reality mustve had this nikka stressed. had him up at 2:30 am writing me novels.
hTnyAw0.png
Go get some sleep nikka. I know you need it. You wont even have to worry about missing/skipping breakfast either. you know why?




because we serve it all day
tYw3zoe.png
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