Has Ronald come for that BK Crown

[The Burger King]

The Mediocrity King straight up lying in here. This Mcc00n really tryna talk sales?

Top 100 Chains: U.S. Sales

oh wait, that ones a little old

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-...d-chains-in-america-2015-8/#1-mcdonalds-22220



oh wait, so is that one

http://www.businessinsider.com/most-successful-fast-food-chains-in-america-2017-8/#1-mcdonalds-20

there we go, then again, does it really matter which year we talkin bout?

60 years of L's your throne prolly made of them shyts by now. I been handing you L's since before you been making whoppers and you got the nerve to speak on me. when you gonna learn that it always ends the same @The Burger King

eat at burger c00n brehs

nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.

We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.

Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.

After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.

Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?

Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills.

Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9

We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:

Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.

Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:

So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:

That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.

But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.

Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:

PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:

I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen.

You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist.

 

[The Burger King]

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@Ronald McDonald explain this shyt b?

Notice that the nikka is wearing tap shoes.

 

[Brehcepticon]

nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.

We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.

Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.

After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.

Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?

Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills.

Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9

We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:

Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.

Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:

So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:

That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.

But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.

Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:

PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:

I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen.

You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist.

Its over

 

[UWasntThere]

The king just Ethered Ronald

 

[lotteryplaya]

Damn Ron came into the thread like




But the King didn't give up his crown that easily












Off Topic
Funny thing is I thought the thread title was about the free press McDonalds got from the Rick and Morty Szechuan sauce re release.

 

[QuintessentialMan]

Thread is

Why wont either of yall bring this beef to Nigeria though.
KFC and Dominos came through, we waiting on yall.

 

[the artist known az]

I don’t have to self-proclaim ether when I responded to your diss and the best you could say was “I’m a clown “. I know you’re a clown and you a fakkit too.

You wear make-up to cover up cumstains and lipstick to hide the fact that your bottom lip is a Petri dish for dikks. :cashier:

Your sales are like your client base and your stores can barely stay open.

McDonald’s franchisee files for bankruptcy

Meanwhile I’m out here expanding my kingdom. :trillbk1:

Burger King owner Restaurant Brands buying Popeyes for $1.8 billion

You can barely feed ya self but you think you can feed the streets, nikka? :daking:

Stick to sellin’ Happy Meals and leave the gangsta shyt to us real nikkas. :trillbk2:

Gawd Dayum!!!!!

 

[the artist known az]

Franchisee Them little nikkas just movers. One gets hemmed up, so what? nikka we worldwide. I got operations in countries you cant pronounce. Countries you aint even know exist. We doing just fine over here.

and you know it...

we roll out the buttermilk chicken strips and got entire drive thrus shut down in cities across the nation. what do you do? watch us gettin money and desperately try to to roll out them nasty ass 10 spicy nuggets for @$1.50

it aint a coincidence

nikkas STILL aint fukking with that though

Not as long as we got them McDoubles and McChickens cooking upnext door

your attempt at an ether was wack and didnt warrant anything more than what i responded with. Plus i was too busy counting up to be worried about some plastic cac who aint even been competition since Vietnam. You had the nerve to call me a c00n you literally a white man who calls himself the "king" and these lost c00ns dapped you up. but i been knowing....
real kings dont wear plastic crowns

and real nikkas been knowing....

who the TRUE king of this burger shyt is

He comes back with a counter haymaker

 

[Hoodoo Child]

nikka stop with the bullshyt and tell nikkas the whole story.

We didn’t come out with the 10 nuggets for $1.49 deal because of you.

Ya’ll came out with the buttermilk tenders AFTER we bought Popeyes in an attempt to keep up with us.

After we bought Popeyes, we realized that we don’t need to sell chicken like that anymore, and to get rid of it we decided to practically give our chicken away for free.

Ya’ll outsell us, not because y’all are better, but strictly because you have more restaurants. Even Vanilla Ice went plat a few times. But it’s about quality not quantity. Do the streets really fukk with Vanilla Ice like that?

Here at the Burger King, we believe in quality and consistency. We don’t dilute our brand like y’all do. :trillbk1:

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills.

Ya got the game fukked up, son. All that money don’t mean shyt when your franchisees are constantly going out of business because they can’t keep up with the menu changes and the constant need to buy new equipment.

http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonalds-franchisees-are-going-out-of-business-2016-9

We don’t cram a bunch of shyt on our menu and call it Burger King like y’all do. That’s hustlin’ backwards. :cashier:

Instead we run up on our competition with our dikks out and tell em that it’s our block now. Tim Horton’s pays taxes to us to sell coffee on our turf. Popeyes pays taxes to us to sell chicken on our turf.

Hence the reason why you see a lot of Tim Horton’s and Popeyes near Burger Kings. That’s pimpin’ baby. :trillbk2:

So yeah, people might be lined up to buy the buttermilk tenders the week they drop. But then the novelty wears off, they realize the shyt is and go back to eating at Popeyes. :freewhoppers:

That article would look a whole lot different if we were to sell all of our Popeye’s and Tim Horton’s and replace them with Burger Kings.

But we won’t. It’s about consistency. We sell blue magic. Y’all sell blue dog shyt.

Don’t you ever forget that. :demonicking:

PS: I’m a black man, just light-skinned. I might not have an Afro like you, but if I did I wouldn’t dye it red like you. :fallback:

I’d rather wear a plastic crown than make-up and lipstick like you. You can’t be the King of shyt when you’re a drag queen.

You can’t aim a weapon and hit a target with a limp wrist.

 

[TheNig]

eat at burger c00n brehs

Burger c00n?

 

[TheNig]

Brand names mean somethin’. “Burger King”, that’s a brand name. Like Pepsi. It’s a brand name. I stand behind it. I guarantee it. They know that, even if they don’t know me anymore than they know the GM of @General Mills.

 

[Mr Rager]

Franchisee Them little nikkas just movers. One gets hemmed up, so what? nikka we worldwide. I got operations in countries you cant pronounce. Countries you aint even know exist. We doing just fine over here.

and you know it...

we roll out the buttermilk chicken strips and got entire drive thrus shut down in cities across the nation. what do you do? watch us gettin money and desperately try to to roll out them nasty ass 10 spicy nuggets for @$1.50

it aint a coincidence

nikkas STILL aint fukking with that though

Not as long as we got them McDoubles and McChickens cooking upnext door

your attempt at an ether was wack and didnt warrant anything more than what i responded with. Plus i was too busy counting up to be worried about some plastic cac who aint even been competition since Vietnam. You had the nerve to call me a c00n you literally a white man who calls himself the "king" and these lost c00ns dapped you up. but i been knowing....
real kings dont wear plastic crowns

and real nikkas been knowing....

who the TRUE king of this burger shyt is

My goodness

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

We need a Wendy's persona

Then the gang would all be here!

OMG yes. If dude add a third persona he gets my vote for POTY

 

[Hoodoo Child]

OMG yes. If dude add a third persona he gets my vote for POTY

They're the same person? :DeadHenry:

 

[morris]

They're the same person? :DeadHenry: