Has @obarth Changed How You Watch Tv Shows?

[MAKAVELI25]

Obarth applied the true rule to greatness:

Never Give Them What They Want, Give Them What YOU Want

 

[Ice Cold]

I appreciate the love, brehs Repped as many of my coli dudes as I could. Even those lowkey hating on the #knickstape

#Targset keeps me fed with the wins regardless of what the Knicks do. Can #StarkIndustries say the same? Keep y'all eyes out for the rookies of the year/MVP candidates, Yung Willaim da gawd from Boardwalk Empire and Silent Spaulding da gawd from American Horror Story Coven

Slick Willy has some haters out chea cause he flipped on his homeboy to avoid the life sentence, but my dude has potential He caught his first body pretty early. My dude has impeccable taste in libations. Can pick out that yak that'll have nikkas pissy (or shytty) drunk. Give him a few years and he'll be a young Nucky pulling the strings with the political connects Silent Spaulding is more G with his shyt, doe. My dude had hoop dreams (hence the name), but he had to choose between love and basketball. He chose his heart

Despite his court vision, crisp passing, Skip to my Lou handles, and wet jumper, he pledged his allegiance to his Wiccan pawg and went extra lengths not to snitch. Unlike fukk nikkas from other shows, I'm looking at you Otto

, he ain't cut out his tongue just to get prison raped

He got rewarded for respecting the code. He got a new edition Wiccan pawg down for whatever. Granted smashing her might be against the laws, and just plain moral/hygenic decency, but a nikkas gotta get a nut

I don't even know what he's talking about but I still love his post game (no homo) nikka clearly has the best post game since Hakeem Olajuwan when you think about and the use of smileys I still have some saved to my phone jay-z/ dafuq dafuq hazmat stunna dafaq.... all classics

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Obarth is a fine example of black excellence.

I tweet his reviews all the time.

I thought you wrote twerk

 

[Heelish]

His custom smilies

 

[Lana Kane]

@obarth tweets out his reviews?

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Just literally wasted the last 30mins at work looking for these...

@obarth was the 1st cat giving daps to Pod da Gawd before last season even started

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You Coli nikkas really think y'all ready for the work y'all bout to receive? This season funna have you in one of those beds Harlem hospitals giving out. They just set up so many storylines and they'll be setting up more next week. Bow in the presence of greatness, nikkas Sam doing cardio in the snow in the beginning. Ghost throwing that white walker in the bushes. Giants, my nikkas Jon Snow with the heel turn? Tywin hit Tyrion with that potent ether, that shyt that made his soul burn slow That's an Emmy worthy scene in the first 30 minutes, brehs. Meargery Tyrell knows how to play the game, brehs. And I'd be balls deep in those guts And smh at y'all nikkas just jumping on team Targ I was down since shorty stepped into that bath tub naked first season. Y'all better suited for team Stannis We got dragons, we got da eunuch squad, and Barristan da gawd just signed a long term deal? Y'all might could want to hit the first ship sailing outta Westeros

Edit:

I almost forgot to shout out the trillest character on the show: my nikka Pod da gawd we already seen that Pod busts his sword last season. With a goon like that by his side, Tyrion ain't gotta worry about no Tywin or Cersei

Then....

Now you nikkas want to show Pod da gawd some love? I told y'all what the deal was early. My dude lays the pipe down just as good as he puts the murder game down, pause tho Who else you know gets p*ssy from whores for free? Pod got that A1 credit but it won't be any bricks lost round these parts But I don't even have to hype my dude up. HBO's got that. Let's talk about how a lot of y'all stanning some struggle houses out chea. Robb grew a little hair on his chest this episode but his generals fukking up. You going to war with a nikka that can't bust his arrows? nikka made Tyrese off The Walking Dead look like a sharpshooter. Robb better make sure the Blackfish is the brains of the operation or it's bushes for Stark Industries. Where you Stannis stans at? I seen my dude @DonkeyPuncher718 repping regardless but the rest of y'all quiet as church mice in this bytch. This dude Stannis is still chilling on that musty rock licking his wounds. And he can't even get a whiff of that fire priestess p*ssy. Melle Mel straight told him his dikk game wasn't up to par but that there were others that could hit it right. I ain't want to bring my man Pod up again, but the situation makes it ineveitable Sup Greyjoy nikkas? Your boy Theon was funna get that booty warrior work, brehs. He was funna get raped like he looked at Tiberius the wrong way. That's who you riding with? Y'all know I had to save the best sonning for last. doe. Where's Team Lannister at? How y'all feeling right now? Your boy Tyrion got demoted to an accountant. Plus dude is a whore connoisseur yet he's taking notes from his squire on how to hit that right without spending those Westorosi duckets. Joffrey still ain't smashed that heavenly Tyrell pawg. But all isn't lost tho, right? Y'all got the best swordsman this side of the Wall. Jaime Lannister da gawd, right? Y'all can't lose with that beast on the squad....right? Except that fukk nikka messed with the wrong one this time He's Lefty Lannister now. Probably should have let those nikkas pull a Tiberius on Brienne and minded your damn business, breh.

It's not too late my coli brethren. Jump on the Targ Gang bandwagon. Even if we lose that dragon (Dany too smart for that), two dragons and 8,000 eunuchs will cruch castles and huts worldwide.

Im Dead at Left Lannister





Who was the first cat that called Pod Tri Pod tho?​

 

[James Carter]

:dawhoa: @obarth stole his steez from me.

 

[Torrential]

He needs his own tv episode review column on this site.

this!!!! call it, Obarth's corner.

 

[hex]

:dawhoa: @obarth stole his steez from me.

Fred.

 

[obarth]

:dawhoa: @obarth stole his steez from me.

 

[the next guy]

@obarth props breh

 

[MikelArteta]

man why didnt @obarth watch spartacus

@obarth start watching arrow breh

@obarth is our tv pundit

id frigging watch grass grow if @obarth did

 

[Lord Scion]

@obarth thread summarys >>>>>

 

[obarth]

man why didnt @obarth watch spartacus

I was in the Spartacus thread heavy, breh, rooting for my nikka Gannicus da gawd

 

[MikelArteta]

I was in the Spartacus thread heavy, breh, rooting for my nikka Gannicus da gawd

oh crap

goes back and rereads

My nikka Crixus was a fukkin boss before he started simping. Not for nothing I'd have been simping Naevia my self tho . But Gannicus the gawd came thru and completed the kliq. Super kicking nikkas, drinking the finest cabernet sauvignons, and smashing broads in all the provinces.