Hard Knocks Life Vol. 3-Will the Defense be up to Par(sons)- ‘21 Cowboys Season Thread

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This shyt on hard knocks with Dak shoulder is exactly what I am talking about with Fat Thumb and our coaching staff in general outside of Quinn being idiots

Fat Thumb : Why is Dak still out here :patrice:

Trainer : Cause he wanted to be out here with the team :ehh:

Fat Thumb : Shouldn't he be inside getting some treatment :dahell:

Trainer : I can do that if you...uh...want me to :patrice:

Fat Thumb : Hey Dak how about uh, how about you go inside and start some treatment. I mean I appreciate you being out here but lets getting some treatment going on this thing:lupe:

Dak : ok I can do that:ehh:

Any coaching staff worth a shyt would have had his ass inside as soon as he said his shoulder hurt, but they letting this dude mull around outside and shoot the shyt:gucci:. You paid him record setting money and a trainer is telling you about an injury he just got and Fat Thumb answer was to just let Dak walk around doing nothing:gucci:. I wonder who was it that told Fat Thumb Dak was still on the field cause I doubt he figured it out by himself.
 

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This shyt on hard knocks with Dak shoulder is exactly what I am talking about with Fat Thumb and our coaching staff in general outside of Quinn being idiots

Fat Thumb : Why is Dak still out here :patrice:

Trainer : Cause he wanted to be out here with the team :ehh:

Fat Thumb : Shouldn't he be inside getting some treatment :dahell:

Trainer : I can do that if you...uh...want me to :patrice:

Fat Thumb : Hey Dak how about uh, how about you go inside and start some treatment. I mean I appreciate you being out here but lets getting some treatment going on this thing:lupe:

Dak : ok I can do that:ehh:

Any coaching staff worth a shyt would have had his ass inside as soon as he said his shoulder hurt, but they letting this dude mull around outside and shoot the shyt:gucci:. You paid him record setting money and a trainer is telling you about an injury he just got and Fat Thumb answer was to just let Dak walk around doing nothing:gucci:. I wonder who was it that told Fat Thumb Dak was still on the field cause I doubt he figured it out by himself.
Bro he saw Dak out there and wondered why he was out there and told him to hit the table. You got a way of looking at it cause you don’t like McCarthy
 

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Bro he saw Dak out there and wondered why he was out there and told him to hit the table. You got a way of looking at it cause you don’t like McCarthy

He should have instantly told the trainer when he first told him of Dak's injury to get Dak off the field. Instead he waddled his fat ass around pretending to be a coach and then AFTER some amount of time had passed he asked the trainer to get Dak out of there.
 

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This is probably gonna be a weekly thing going forward, and it should be. Better safe than sorry.

If you have to have a weekly MRI on your shoulder, then something is wrong with your shoulder.

If I cared about the cowboys at all I would be concerned, because Dak got this injury just throwing normal passes. Typically when you get an injury just doing regular shyt, something is legit wrong.
 

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This shyt on hard knocks with Dak shoulder is exactly what I am talking about with Fat Thumb and our coaching staff in general outside of Quinn being idiots

Fat Thumb : Why is Dak still out here :patrice:

Trainer : Cause he wanted to be out here with the team :ehh:

Fat Thumb : Shouldn't he be inside getting some treatment :dahell:

Trainer : I can do that if you...uh...want me to :patrice:

Fat Thumb : Hey Dak how about uh, how about you go inside and start some treatment. I mean I appreciate you being out here but lets getting some treatment going on this thing:lupe:

Dak : ok I can do that:ehh:

Any coaching staff worth a shyt would have had his ass inside as soon as he said his shoulder hurt, but they letting this dude mull around outside and shoot the shyt:gucci:. You paid him record setting money and a trainer is telling you about an injury he just got and Fat Thumb answer was to just let Dak walk around doing nothing:gucci:. I wonder who was it that told Fat Thumb Dak was still on the field cause I doubt he figured it out by himself.


Another thing I noticed was him running what to do with Dak by Stephen Jones….. that’s YOUR JOB!

it’s like the Jones family be having head coaches shook. They gotta run everything by them :snoop:
 

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If you have to have a weekly MRI on your shoulder, then something is wrong with your shoulder.

If I cared about the cowboys at all I would be concerned, because Dak got this injury just throwing normal passes. Typically when you get an injury just doing regular shyt, something is legit wrong.

Or maybe they’re just being overly cautious. My guess is Dak was throwing way too much on his own on the off season and fatigued his arm out. The baseball trainers they reached out to said he just need rest. I don’t think it’s a big deal. And after what they just paid him, I would be doing MRI’s every week too :mjpls: it’s not like they have a legit backup.
 

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Another thing I noticed was him running what to do with Dak by Stephen Jones….. that’s YOUR JOB!

it’s like the Jones family be having head coaches shook. They gotta run everything by them :snoop:

Whole episode was a bad omen...

They show Dak getting reps...

Then they show Fat Thumb saying his "gps" was to high and they needed to dial it back... I will give Fat Thumb credit for this he did correctly identify Dak was doing to much and told the coaches to dial it back

They dial Dak reps back, he gets mad like a child, he gets his reps and says "i aint ever coming out this bytch i sit enough last year"

Then he is throwing some passes....

Then the trainer is talking to Fat Thumb like :beli: with Dak in the background like :francis:

Pure stupidity. Stephen need to stop playing and replace that salt on Jerry desk with some strychnine :francis:
 

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Whole episode was a bad omen...

They show Dak getting reps...

Then they show Fat Thumb saying his "gps" was to high and they needed to dial it back... I will give Fat Thumb credit for this he did correctly identify Dak was doing to much and told the coaches to dial it back

They dial Dak reps back, he gets mad like a child, he gets his reps and says "i aint ever coming out this bytch i sit enough last year"

Then he is throwing some passes....

Then the trainer is talking to Fat Thumb like :beli: with Dak in the background like :francis:

Pure stupidity. Stephen need to stop playing and replace that salt on Jerry desk with some strychnine :francis:


I can only imagine how shyt was over there last year :scusthov: it’s no wonder everyone was fukking up.


And that speech he gave made me feel wheezy because it reminded me of another speech on hard knocks





And the players were looking at him the same way the rams players were looking at fisher in the video :snoop:
 

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I can only imagine how shyt was over there last year :scusthov: it’s no wonder everyone was fukking up.


And that speech he gave made me feel wheezy because it reminded me of another speech on hard knocks





And the players were looking at him the same way the rams players were looking at fisher in the video :snoop:


This was a gawd tier football moment :wow:

A coach who is synonymous with 7-9 saying 9-7 or 10-6 wouldn't be good enough for him...:wow:



"I know what I'm doing" :wow:

I used to have a Jeff Fischer smiley and the tag I used for it was "that7-9bullshyt":wow:

Edit: Damn I still got that smiley
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Another thing I noticed was him running what to do with Dak by Stephen Jones….. that’s YOUR JOB!

it’s like the Jones family be having head coaches shook. They gotta run everything by them :snoop:
Yall act like you just became fans of this team :mjtf:


Jerry & to a lesser extent Stephen, have micromanaged this team and roster for almost 3 decades now :unimpressed:
 
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