I forgot about JR, even he wears a cowboy hat! If it weren't for his Bells Palsy, JR could probably whup a few of those soy boys in the locker room and then throw back a few shots of bbq sauce at the ol' saloon!
Breh, no one wears a god damn cowboy hat except the try hards. I've lived in the south my whole life, and all these hillbilly mufukkas wear trucker hats/fitted hats in their raised up F150 pickup trucks.