GTA: CHARMING (The Official Sons of Anarchy 7th and Final Season Thread)

[Captain Crunch]

Black: *guns pointed at jax*

Black: end of the line jax....NOTHIN you can say to stop us from killing you right now

Jax: be cool BROTHER...i'll make this right

Black: *lowers guns.....hugs jax*

Jax: How would you like a piece of the best escort service, Diosa?

Pope's crew: Wasn't there a big shooting there a few weeks ago

Jax: It's going to be safe and legit soon, just as Pope a Industries like it

Pope's crew: Ok

Pope’s crew shakes hands with the Sons. Pope's screw shortly leaves

Tig: Looks like John Brown just got reincarnated

Jax:

'Riding through this world
All alone
God takes your soul
You're on your own'

 

[The War Report]

Fitting that Bobby is the first one to pay for Jax's transgressions. A bunch of contrived bs just to get Gemma to reveal the truth to the person she would least expect to find out.

@ the GTA mission to retrieve the phone with the damning footage of a pastor with the option to either kill the pimp or not.

 

[You Win Perfect]

Fitting that Bobby is the first one to pay for Jax's transgressions. A bunch of contrived bs just to get Gemma to reveal the truth to the person she would least expect to find out.

@ the GTA mission to retrieve the phone with the damning footage of a pastor with the option to either kill the pimp or not.

lol one of those side missions

 

[MikelArteta]

abel is gonna shoot someone prob his brother or his mom

 

[MikelArteta]

one thing that bothered me out of all the dudes in the sons bobby was the most levelheaded and actually besides clayday a dude i actually liked

ah well


wonder how it feels to have a eye gouged out like that

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

Black: *guns pointed at jax*

Black: end of the line jax....NOTHIN you can say to stop us from killing you right now

Jax: be cool BROTHER...i'll make this right

Black: *lowers guns.....hugs jax*

Jax: How would you like a piece of the best escort service, Diosa?

Pope's crew: Wasn't there a big shooting there a few weeks ago

Jax: It's going to be safe and legit soon, just as Pope a Industries like it

Pope's crew: Ok

Pope’s crew shakes hands with the Sons. Pope's screw shortly leaves

Tig: Looks like John Brown just got reincarnated

Jax:

'Riding through this world
All alone
God takes your soul
You're on your own'

*jax at the table discussing club business*

jax: "arrange a sit down with alvarez"

*chibs picks up cell phone and begins to dial*

*cut to scene showing the sons pulling up at local park with the mayans awaiting them at the picnic tables*

*sons and mayans greet each other*

alvarez: "this thing between the sons and black, we're catching some blowback ese"

jax: "i know brother, and i'm sorry. we'll make it up to you, all i need is a little more time"

*as a show of good faith, jax makes ridiculous deal, promising the mayans 50% of pope industries. he also promises them an exclusive weapons deal with isis*

jax: "we good?"

alvarez: "yeah, we good ese"

*the 2 sides begin to embrace*

*tig makes mexican joke as mayans ride off*

 

[Captain Crunch]

Yo the coli could write for this show

 

[The War Report]

*jax at the table discussing club business*

jax: "arrange a sit down with alvarez"

*chibs picks up cell phone and begins to dial*

*cut to scene showing the sons pulling up at local park with the mayans awaiting them at the picnic tables*

*sons and mayans greet each other*

alvarez: "this thing between the sons and black, we're catching some blowback ese"

jax: "i know brother, and i'm sorry. we'll make it up to you, all i need is a little more time"

*as a show of good faith, jax makes ridiculous deal, promising the mayans 50% of pope industries. he also promises them an exclusive weapons deal with isis*

jax: "we good?"

alvarez: "yeah, we good ese"

*the 2 sides begin to embrace*

*tig makes mexican joke as mayans ride off*

You're hired!!!!

 

[MikelArteta]

Jax is still offering up the "gun trade business"

*jax at the table discussing club business*

jax: "arrange a sit down with alvarez"

*chibs picks up cell phone and begins to dial*

*cut to scene showing the sons pulling up at local park with the mayans awaiting them at the picnic tables*

*sons and mayans greet each other*

alvarez: "this thing between the sons and black, we're catching some blowback ese"

jax: "i know brother, and i'm sorry. we'll make it up to you, all i need is a little more time"

*as a show of good faith, jax makes ridiculous deal, promising the mayans 50% of pope industries. he also promises them an exclusive weapons deal with isis*

jax: "we good?"

alvarez: "yeah, we good ese"

*the 2 sides begin to embrace*

*tig makes mexican joke as mayans ride off*

 

[The War Report]

wonder how it feels to have a eye gouged out like that

Excruciating

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Jax is still offering up the "gun trade business"

Its not even up to him but the IRA!

 

[King Crimson]

Jax is still offering up the "gun trade business"

That gun trade has been offered to so many people at this point.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I am not saying anything new when I say this show has more than beyond pushed the levels of fukkery.

where to start.

-I am sure the club has plans for Juice but under any other circumstances, he woulda been dead. Gemma can merk Tara with a meat poker but cant put a bullet in Juice's dome in the numerous interactions with him since she helped him hide out. Gemma has a gun and access to silencers and STILL didn't push his wig back. Now shes paranoid AF because he will prolly drop a dime on her to Jax about with really happened.

-Abel is shaping up to be the WORST child actor in the history of television. Easily. Dude walks around with a Herman Munster stare as if he's out with SAMCRO putting in work and its taking a toll on his little soul. Seeing him on camera pure comedy at this point.

-Nero sorta appears to be coming to his senses with trying to sell his piece of Diosa, but Gemma got his simp as mesmerized by her "charm." I will put $$$ on it; Nero will get killed because he didnt leave Charmin when he should have. Insane that he wants Gemma's damaged goods ass but wont take the finest chick from Diosa with him to be his concubine until he settles into life on his farm. They way he behaves, you'd think that Jax/Gemma are the most successfully manipulative duo in television history.

-RIP to Bobby's eye. His old ass is putting in work like he's a young bull and found out the hard way that August Marx doesnt play that shyt. Bobby gonna be walking around like Slick Rick if he makes it out alive

-For all of his expertise as a former police officer, Unser is always 75 steps behind everything. Dude has the inside track on what the club is doing but never knows shyt and the info that he does get is designed to throw him off the scent. Deep down he doesnt wanna solve crimes. He wants a place to park his damn trailer and the hope that Nero dies do he can put on the cap for Gemma. Sucka for love.

-The Niners have to be the dumbest gang on this show. They wait for whatever Jax decides, not realizing that they will be collateral damage (along with Bobby's eye) once Marx gets to them.

-And how the fvck can Bobby/Tig get into an ACTIVE construction site that easily? Most sites have at least a dude in a security booth, yet they show up with bolt cutters/shovels in broad day light (a SOA theme apparently) dig a hole, drop a body in there, take pics of the body, bury it and keep it moving. At that rate they shouldve stolen some copper, a backhoe and a couple of hard hats for the fvck of it.

-And WTF at these damn Katey Segal bootleg Johnny Cash sad anthems? Yeah we get it, shes Sutter's lady but her singing only re-emphazises that Gemma is bulletproof on this show

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Surprising lack of racism ?? Did you not see the only black female mother character turn out to be a strung out junkie? Didn't you see Jax lying and manipulating them like little children? She is so pathetic she forgets her husband was a closet gay preacher and disgrace while Kaxson talks about the legacy he left behind. People going crazy talking about black excellence and yet what did Marks do? Kidnap Bobby, wow black is back. Sons got paper on him a body buried on his property and dumped multiple dead blacks on his waterfront project. He is being disgraced in the media now. All the minority gangs fall in line behind Jax for what exactly ? He making no money for anybody and every other week, they lose members because he says "brother" to them. I think this was the low key most racist episode ever protraying blacks.

true talk. The last episode where they bodied all them dudes and piled them in the van was flat out insane. That has to be the single most ridiculous SOA body count easily. Its like Sutter and them wanna clearly draw the racial lines based off of ridiculous stereotypes. Mexican, white, Asian, black gangs all doing "typical" shyt. Pope Industries/August is so damn powerful that they could wipe Charming off the map and no one would give a shyt, yet you got SAMCRO sneaking in their construction sites with insane levels of ease. August shouldnt even be taking face to face meeting with Jax, much less doing business anywhere near Charming. Dude should be running a fake BMF and doing it on a nationwide level. Who cares about the Chinese or the IRA guns on the west coast when August has a damn construction/development company along with local/state officials on the take.

 

[DLo]

*jax at the table discussing club business*

jax: "arrange a sit down with alvarez"

*chibs picks up cell phone and begins to dial*

*cut to scene showing the sons pulling up at local park with the mayans awaiting them at the picnic tables*

*sons and mayans greet each other*

alvarez: "this thing between the sons and black, we're catching some blowback ese"

jax: "i know brother, and i'm sorry. we'll make it up to you, all i need is a little more time"

*as a show of good faith, jax makes ridiculous deal, promising the mayans 50% of pope industries. he also promises them an exclusive weapons deal with isis*

jax: "we good?"

alvarez: "yeah, we good ese"

*the 2 sides begin to embrace*

*tig makes mexican joke as mayans ride off*

This show is terrible but y'all make it enjoyable.