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Teaming up in groups to hunt sheep and Kangaroos...attacking helicopters and paragliders
Goose savagely murders a bird that got too near his bytch
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Teaming up in groups to hunt sheep and Kangaroos...attacking helicopters and paragliders
These brehs pulling up like "Gday Mate
Teaming up in groups to hunt sheep and Kangaroos...attacking helicopters and paragliders
Demons lmaoo
GreenGhxst
Veteran
That friendly ass bird violated
Son did what had to be done
Son did what had to be done
Someone looking down should have thrown water on him. Bet that would have moved his ass.I had a Canadian Goose one time just pacing back and forth in front of the main door to the building I worked at once.
Every time I got close, he’d turn, honk and come at me like..
I had to legit call my boss and tell him I was stuck outside the building cuz of a fukking bird and could he come down and let me in the side door.
The goose hears me talking, and was like
Instead of helping, my boss starts dying laughing and the whole team is looking down from the top floor watching how it’s gonna play out now.
Like 3 other people who also work in the building come up and see what I’m dealing with. They’re all like “we just need to go at him at once to scare him off.” I’m like nope, not doing that, I’ve seen these things kill cats.
So this dude and these two women start all moving towards him and instead of getting spooked and flying off, he was on some “try me, muthafukkas” type shyt like..
One of the ladies broke and took off running and then the other just yelled and backed up quick to where I was. The dude though, he seemed determined AF to get this bird gone....until that fukked charged him like..
Security ended up coming down at let us all in the back entrance and then sent an email to every to leave the front door alone until our ‘“little friend’ had left.
I get up stairs and look out and I swear that fukker was so happy with himself it was like...
Dog Based Gremlin
Veteran
Whens cacs attackfukk geese
These brehs pulling up like "Gday Mate
Teaming up in groups to hunt sheep and Kangaroos...attacking helicopters and paragliders
To be fair, Australian's entire animal population seems designed to kill.
Toe Jay Simpson
Searchin’
It looked like that goose had warned ol boy once before and he thought it was a game
But on the low he need to check his lady goose cause she seem like she the one that put that energy out there to begin with
But on the low he need to check his lady goose cause she seem like she the one that put that energy out there to begin with
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
These brehs pulling up like "Gday Mate
Teaming up in groups to hunt sheep and Kangaroos...attacking helicopters and paragliders
Avian Demons
:weebaynanimated:
JayStarwind
Superstar
I've never seen a goose but if these muthafukas act like this, I dont think I ever want to
The ducks down here just be minding their business.
The ducks down here just be minding their business.
Hungerpain
Banned
Funniest shyt I've ever read.I had a Canadian Goose one time just pacing back and forth in front of the main door to the building I worked at once.
Every time I got close, he’d turn, honk and come at me like..
I had to legit call my boss and tell him I was stuck outside the building cuz of a fukking bird and could he come down and let me in the side door.
The goose hears me talking, and was like
Instead of helping, my boss starts dying laughing and the whole team is looking down from the top floor watching how it’s gonna play out now.
Like 3 other people who also work in the building come up and see what I’m dealing with. They’re all like “we just need to go at him at once to scare him off.” I’m like nope, not doing that, I’ve seen these things kill cats.
So this dude and these two women start all moving towards him and instead of getting spooked and flying off, he was on some “try me, muthafukkas” type shyt like..
One of the ladies broke and took off running and then the other just yelled and backed up quick to where I was. The dude though, he seemed determined AF to get this bird gone....until that fukked charged him like..
Security ended up coming down at let us all in the back entrance and then sent an email to every to leave the front door alone until our ‘“little friend’ had left.
I get up stairs and look out and I swear that fukker was so happy with himself it was like...
