Goose savagely murders a bird that got too near his bytch

[MidniteJay]

Warning, this is graphic

Spoiler: Falcon Drive-by

 

[Listen]

I had a Canadian Goose one time just pacing back and forth in front of the main door to the building I worked at once.

Every time I got close, he’d turn, honk and come at me like..

I had to legit call my boss and tell him I was stuck outside the building cuz of a fukking bird and could he come down and let me in the side door.

The goose hears me talking, and was like

Instead of helping, my boss starts dying laughing and the whole team is looking down from the top floor watching how it’s gonna play out now.

Like 3 other people who also work in the building come up and see what I’m dealing with. They’re all like “we just need to go at him at once to scare him off.” I’m like nope, not doing that, I’ve seen these things kill cats.

So this dude and these two women start all moving towards him and instead of getting spooked and flying off, he was on some “try me, muthafukkas” type shyt like..

One of the ladies broke and took off running and then the other just yelled and backed up quick to where I was. The dude though, he seemed determined AF to get this bird gone....until that fukked charged him like..

Security ended up coming down at let us all in the back entrance and then sent an email to every to leave the front door alone until our ‘“little friend’ had left.

I get up stairs and look out and I swear that fukker was so happy with himself it was like...

 

[Absolut]

fukk geese

 

[Daio]

Canadian Geese are goons of the goons. I wonder what Dinosaur they use to be

 

[thelonious21]

Yeah duck duck goose is played that way for a reason

 

[Brehcepticon]

Warning, this is graphic

Spoiler: Falcon Drive-by

 

[Canada Goose]

I once did a commercial with Aflac goose




I renegade' him in his own commercial goosey boi?

This comment from the comment section


"I think this commercial made people want the pigeon as the mascot. instead of the duck. I have not seen any other commercial from Aflac after this one lol."

 

[Payroll]

Goose !

 

[Nero Christ]

I had a Canadian Goose one time just pacing back and forth in front of the main door to the building I worked at once.

Every time I got close, he’d turn, honk and come at me like..

I had to legit call my boss and tell him I was stuck outside the building cuz of a fukking bird and could he come down and let me in the side door.

The goose hears me talking, and was like

Instead of helping, my boss starts dying laughing and the whole team is looking down from the top floor watching how it’s gonna play out now.

Like 3 other people who also work in the building come up and see what I’m dealing with. They’re all like “we just need to go at him at once to scare him off.” I’m like nope, not doing that, I’ve seen these things kill cats.

So this dude and these two women start all moving towards him and instead of getting spooked and flying off, he was on some “try me, muthafukkas” type shyt like..

One of the ladies broke and took off running and then the other just yelled and backed up quick to where I was. The dude though, he seemed determined AF to get this bird gone....until that fukked charged him like..

Security ended up coming down at let us all in the back entrance and then sent an email to every to leave the front door alone until our ‘“little friend’ had left.

I get up stairs and look out and I swear that fukker was so happy with himself it was like...

:demonicbird:

 

[Payroll]

I had a Canadian Goose one time just pacing back and forth in front of the main door to the building I worked at once.

Every time I got close, he’d turn, honk and come at me like..

I had to legit call my boss and tell him I was stuck outside the building cuz of a fukking bird and could he come down and let me in the side door.

The goose hears me talking, and was like

Instead of helping, my boss starts dying laughing and the whole team is looking down from the top floor watching how it’s gonna play out now.

Like 3 other people who also work in the building come up and see what I’m dealing with. They’re all like “we just need to go at him at once to scare him off.” I’m like nope, not doing that, I’ve seen these things kill cats.

So this dude and these two women start all moving towards him and instead of getting spooked and flying off, he was on some “try me, muthafukkas” type shyt like..

One of the ladies broke and took off running and then the other just yelled and backed up quick to where I was. The dude though, he seemed determined AF to get this bird gone....until that fukked charged him like..

Security ended up coming down at let us all in the back entrance and then sent an email to every to leave the front door alone until our ‘“little friend’ had left.

I get up stairs and look out and I swear that fukker was so happy with himself it was like...

 

[Take It In Blood]

Descendants of dinosaurs


U expect em to be soft?

 

[It's been real]

Hate geese but this video is a classic

 

[Michael's Black Son]

That was flat out murder.

shyt like this makes me question heaven/hell

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Get caught lacking side bird brehs

 

[GhettoTeK]

Blank face