God damn, I love Jurassic Park but...

[Piff Perkins]

I thought this would be about that girl "hacking" to re-open the park or whatever lmao. That shyt had me like "she movin' dat clicker"

now I'm a grown ass man and no longer computer illiterate, and I look at that scene like

 

[SquirtleSwag]

People really believe that there were no dinosaurs, yet believe a 2000 year old book is the word of god?

 

[RJY33]

If you dont believe in dinosaurs you are a fukking idiot straight up

 

[SquirtleSwag]

they gotta be trolling, forreal...how is that even possible?

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

It says that giants once walked among the earth. Giants can be anything from creature to humans...

I thought when god wrote that he meant like real giants like the BFG.

I doubt he meant dinosaurs, that would be silly.

 

[KushSkywalker]

@ this raptors "don't go in there guys" swag

 

[SquirtleSwag]

I thought when god wrote that he meant like real giants like the BFG.

I doubt he meant dinosaurs, that would be silly.

 

[OneManGang]

This thread is hilarious. The gif and response game is in full tilt

 

[Angel On The Rag]

 

[Tom]

How do they know what a T Rex sounded like tho b?

 

[Tom]

Speilberg knew back then that velocirators were small. He made them larger to make the story more entertaining. Just like Dilophosaurus being a spitter and having that shyt around it's neck (it had neither)

They called them Velocorapters in the film but in actuality the rapters they used in Jurassic Park would better qualify as Utah Rapters. Velocorapter sounds more exotic and unique than hanky ass Utah Raptor so that's probably why he stuck with the name.


Some of them were bigger than humans

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utahraptor



Thank God that God killed them all in Noah's flood though

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I never knew the bible spoke on every animal ever. I don't think it referred to cavemen or the invention of fire. Or how we all aren't retarded being that Adam and eve was the only two people, so all sex would have been family upon family. Or how a book written 2000 years ago in a language we can't translate directly, was somehow directly translated into English by a man who couldn't write.

But let's all ignore these big bones in the dirt. God put those there to test us. I'm not saying dinosaurs are anything like we think. But I damn sure don't think the bones I see are a big hoax

 

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wtf happened to this thread yo

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

dinos? you mean jesus horses

 

[Saint1]

that movie came out 20 yrs ago

im an old head now