God appreciation thread

[semtex]

Thank god for porn and jbo

EDIT: God please command this one ho in my class to suck my dikk amen.

 

[BlackBieber]

thank god for my good hair (check my avi)

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

and there's evidence god exists?

I wouldn't even know what that would consist of, but I know there's actual evidence that Santa Clause doesn't exist which justifies not believing in him.
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[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

If Constantine wanted to be Hindu, you'd all be worshipping Vishnu right now

What Constantine wanted is immaterial since the whole thing was a done deal over 200 years before the Council of Nicea.

Would you be willing to bet ALL your Coli cash that I'm wrong?


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[Drummage_EL]

Thank GOD! for waking us up this morning, for blessing us when he doesnt have to, for leading us through our struggles, for being in our corner our whole lifes

Didn't you make a thread admitting that you sale drugs???

Sound just like these strippers & booty models who claim that God is blessing them.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

if god created adam and eve in his image () then what the fukk are all these neanderthal fossils we find all over the place?

The humans created BEFORE Adam and Eve. I take it you really haven't read the Book of Genesis?

That's okay, it isn't 'light' reading and is beyond most people, believers and non.​

 

[kevm3]

 

[Chris.B]

the fukk kinda copout is this

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

we haven't seen him, he could be a combination of anything

 

[Drummage_EL]

Somebody in this thread tried to use Neanderthals to disprove creation.
There's holes in that argument.
There's different theories as to what Neandertals actually were.

"Their unique skull characteristics were possibly the result of family genetic traits and/or poor diet and lack of sunshine during the Ice Age, or perhaps disease. This is essentially the view of the Neanderthals that is described by Marvin Lubenow in his influential book, Bones of Contention (Lubenow 2004), as well as in various articles (for example, Lubenow 1998, 2000, 2006, 2007)."

"Lubenow pointed out that at several sites Neanderthals and modern humans were buried together, which he considered to be strong evidence that Neanderthals were of our species, because “In all of life, few desires are stronger than the desire to be buried with one’s own people” (Lubenow 2004, p. 254)."

 

[ThiefyPoo]

God is good

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I love God

I killed the keyboard at church this morning....anything for Jesus

Even black women ?

 

[Kenny West]

I'm currently reading a "A Short History Of Nearly Everything".

When you really get a understanding of how the world works it's absolutely amazing how thin and sensitive the balance is that makes life possible. Put the Earth a little further or closer to the sun and theres nothing. Change the timing of some events of Earth's history and humanity would be wiped out before having the chance to thrive. Make our sun bigger and it would have burned itself out by now and killed us all. Take away tectonic plates and this whole shyt would be underwater. Hell Yellowstone could erupt and send us into another ice age.

There's a lot to be thankful for bruh. It's millions of planets out there, but just this one has such a finely tuned balance. It's gotta be design. It's a blessing from the most high, the father with the most haters.

Bless yall

 

[Chris.B]

Even black women ?

i love black women but there are different levels to this love shyt

 

[Sinnerman]

Preach brother

 

[MikelArteta]

atheists are disgusting as soon as they see GOd their demonic hearts lights up

just leave us alone and enjoy hell for eternity you demonic demons