Glaringly fake moments you catch while watching wrestling

[TKOK]

The 619 looked hella staged.

 

[MightyHealthy]

Most of the time when WWE sets up "shots"

 

[rabbitfood]

I always found it odd how the shows conveniently went off at the same time each week.

That's when I first learned about some thot named Kay Fabe.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Superplexes where the receiving wrestler is making sure to climb to the top and hold the other guy steady

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Alexa Bliss beating any of these chicks on the roster cleanly... Let me stop.

Guys catching someone off the top rope. They don't even hide that they do it anymore but there's never any kayfabe explanations for it.

People in Triple Threat or other multi-man matches rolling out and disappearing for 5 minutes from a basic move.

Theme music hitting when the attack should've been a surprise.

When Smackdown was taped and you could hear the piped in audience.

I had another good one but it slipped my mind.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I always found it odd how the shows conveniently went off at the same time each week.

That's when I first learned about some thot named Kay Fabe.

at least WCW would offer an explanation for this

 

[FunkDoc1112]

for real, a lot of the impact is lost when the table seems like this:

Yeah the announce table spots look fake as fukk nowadays. They just break cleanly with no impact at all, like somebody pressed a button to flatten it lmao

Back in the Attitude era them shyts would fukkin explode. And sometimes not even break properly like when Undertaker legdropped Austin at SumerSlam '98

 

[Sypress]

That spot where they spear someone through the barricade by the time keeper

shyt is obviously cushioned. It usually gets a big reaction too

 

[rabbitfood]

I don't know about this one. Maybe she's been training her titties for years.

 

[R=G]

Let me guesd..the first page gotta have the Shane McMahon phantom punches

 

[GiantGonzalez]

When someone kicks or clotheslines, and the dude goes in the opposite direction, like off the turnbuckle

When dude gets slammed and moves into position for a top rope move

Moves like the Canadian destroyer

 

[FunkDoc1112]

When Smackdown was taped and you could hear the piped in audience.

I had another good one but it slipped my mind.

The worst part is that they use the EXACT same cheer every fukking time. The seagull pop:



They've been using that shyt since like 1997 too.

 

[HipHopStan]

cage matches. all they gotta do is fall down but they always wait for the opponent inside the cage to climb up grab their hair, and pull them back inside, which they assist by climbing back up. shyt is stupid.

I've never understood why anyone would want to climb the cage instead of walking out the damn door.

 

[FunkDoc1112]

I've never understood why anyone would want to climb the cage instead of walking out the damn door.

And then when they have an open spot to run out the door they become completely incapable of walking or even crawling fast.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I just want more spots like this

Naka like I don't got time for this flippy shyt