Glaringly fake moments you catch while watching wrestling

[TransJenner]

@ this Chinese woman gifs

They hit hard as fukk

 

[Mʀ2ᴋDᴇᴇᴢ]

The worst part is that they use the EXACT same cheer every fukking time. The seagull pop:



They've been using that shyt since like 1997 too.

 

[Kalut]

Anytime Cena is in a match and you can blatantly hear him call a spot....every fuuucking match.....

 

[avon barksdale]

Over selling moves to make the other superstars look good

 

[astrologybrother]

You can't be serious.

It looks super fake when wrestlers are in a clench or headlock and they "secretly" talk on what the next move should be in the match.

 

[Lord Scion]

The worst part is that they use the EXACT same cheer every fukking time. The seagull pop:



They've been using that shyt since like 1997 too.

They just used it last night

 

[CJ]

I suspend my disbelief on literally everything, but Cena's STF still irks me, lol.

Doesn't pull up on the neck, casually has his legs wrapped around one of his opponent's legs. Where is the pain???

shyt even Nikki has more of a choke on hers

 

[dogavi]

U really see how fake it is when u go to a live show.

Dolph Ziggler n Tyler Breeze looked like a well choreographed ballet.

Nakamura kicks n knees look fake as hell too

nak's holding back now. his njpw strikes looked vicious.

 

[Ripp]

Its the rope walk, but it always looked like he was tipping toeing so thats how i remembered it.

The shyt he does to your arm kind of paralyzed the opps temporarily. If a nikka twisted your arm twice and shoulder tackled your rotator cuff... you're gonna let him walk the ropes until he lets go of you rather than risk further injury to that shoulder trying to pull him down... thats always how I looked at it anyway

 

[TheBigBopper]

Alexa Bliss beating any of these chicks on the roster cleanly...

This. alexa bliss and Rey Mysterio are insults to grown people's intelligence. I can't take either one seriously because they're too damn little relative to their opponents

 

[FunkDoc1112]

Wrestlers being afraid of Bray's "spider walk"

LMAO word if some fat white dude did that in a match for real the only effect it might have is I'll be incapacitated from laughing so hard

 

[Bobby Lashleys eyebrows]

LMAO word if some fat white dude did that in a match for real the only effect it might have is I'll be incapacitated from laughing so hard

shyt, if I see a grown ass fat white dude with dreads talking about his sister Abigail in an incestuous voice, I'd be more than

 

[bruistoff]

Thats why HBK is the goat... you never see him slapping his thigh. The shyt is just so smooth

And you can tell they slap their thigh because red marks would show up on their skin wherever they slap at. It shows up on Finn and use to show up on ADR a lot

 

[BlackAchilles]

Bump for this bit from Al Snow on this topic:

 

[Bryan Danielson]

Bump for this bit from Al Snow on this topic:

You must be watching a John Cena match

Martha