GIRLS Asking Your Last Name Before...UNAPRECIATION

[BruhMayne]

Its a good name, isn't it?

THIS nikka here

But real shyt I always say that my name is Mike Lowrey Jr.

That aint telling em my real name but at least its telling em what type of dude they're dealing with though

 

[CJ]

Lol, Mike is my actual name so I can't even fake that. I use my middle name as my last name so I tell them Mike Henry. They get flooded with the Family Guy writer on their search results

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Girl: what's your name?

*nikka panics*

*sees beer bottle*

*sees nikka in a hoodie at the bar*

"Trayevon Miller"

 

[unit321]

A girl asking a last name before you hang out/have had a chance to smash.

You meet a chick at a bar real quick get the digits and bounce cuz she with her homegirls and you aint tryna to perform that neurosurgery of tryna pull her away from her girls and smash that night.

You textin her tryna set shet up and she hits you with the what's your last name?

Fawk a bish tryna google me or go through a facebook and shet goddamn.

Discuss

Yeah, she's not cool with hooking up with anyone, not just you, if he isn't going to provide some general identification.

 

[dr. pill biden]

Wowzers...I've never had sex with someone I didn't know personally or at least on a full name basis already through school or mutual friends. Now, I don't think I ever will

 

[Grifter]

Unless someone has the last name of a well-known a$$hole/human monster I could give a fukk.

 

[urgirlatmynextshow]

Pick a non-popular athletes name.

But even them nikkaz is fukkin the game up by gettin reality tv gigs

"Oh, I'm Matt Barnes"

Word I be sayin washed up nba players.

Niggehs that was good and fall off the planet.

Told a bish Starbury the other day.

 

[urgirlatmynextshow]

Wowzers...I've never had sex with someone I didn't know personally or at least on a full name basis already through school or mutual friends. Now, I don't think I ever will

Faux outta here.Getting your Jack Byrnes on anytime you think a ninja might be worthy.

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[Ronnie Lott]

Yeah. It is a bit odd to have a chick ask u for your last name after u 1st meet her. You have to make a quick decision to tell her an alias or not. If u only plan on smashin and not datin her long term, then shoot her the alias if u wana keep it 100, then just tel the truth. If u want to stay somewhere in the middle. Just give her your middle name and last name

 

[kermit da hustla]

da fukk you giving real gubment name out for?

this. why give her a real name? i give out fake names all the time. lexington masters is my latest fave.

 

[L&HH]

Back in the day a nikka used to have an alias for the ho's

bytches used to call asking for Mike, I'd be like huh, oh, whats up

Me and my nikkas in high school used to do this, might have to pick this back up

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

I swear the god this is every nikka fake name

It takes no thought at all...Very convenient, not hard to remember when drunk, and rolls off with so much ease

My name Mike

back in my early 20's i was Mike Brees

 

[L&HH]

this. why give her a real name? i give out fake names all the time. lexington masters is my latest fave.

nikka how you going to pull off lexington? Aint too many ppl look like a lexington

 

[kermit da hustla]

nikka how you going to pull off lexington? Aint too many ppl look like a lexington

that adds the mystery to it. the girl is looking at me with and i'm returning she can either bounce or believe me.

 

[Ricky Church]

I hate that shyt, you gotta take caution just in case u need a exit strategy. can't tell them bytches everything