GIRLS Asking Your Last Name Before...UNAPRECIATION

[urgirlatmynextshow]

just cuz a niggeh mighta gone a little pedo at one point doesn't make him a horrible person

I'm guessing tho

 

[Wild self]

Men are idiots.

So when a chicks knocks you out, runs ya pockets, and steals ya flatscreen, u gonna wish YOU asked her for her last name.

Stop hanging out with dyke ass hoodrats.

 

[concise]

I swear the god this is every nikka fake name

It takes no thought at all...Very convenient, not hard to remember when drunk, and rolls off with so much ease

My name Mike

yes

 

[DemureNatural]

I wouldn't give up the goodies to a man w/o knowing his last name.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

lmao, i've had sex with women who's complete names i couldn't remember while we were having sex and i'm sure i've had sex with women who didn't know my last name. this thread reminds me of one of my encounters last week. i was having the hardest time trying to remember this girl's name. finally, before we did have sex i did remember her first name because her friend said it. i had no trouble remembering her last name because i associated it with an actor. but her first name, i had never met a white woman with her first name so it seemed weird to call her that...

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

fukk, I thought I was being creative with Mike as a bogus name... Guess I need a new one...

 

[patscorpio]

I swear the god this is every nikka fake name

It takes no thought at all...Very convenient, not hard to remember when drunk, and rolls off with so much ease

My name Mike

that shyt was mine too ..full name was michael f jibbs...i have no fukking idea why i picked that name or where it came from but it amused me a lot

 

[DaChampIsHere]

Oh, If I'm just trying to hit there's not way she's getting my real name, especially if we aren't spending any prolonged time around each other.

I'm Trey Jackson to a lot of women All your boys/roommates should know you default name.

 

[Pool_Shark]

my best friend is a level 1 sex offender and has legit been turned down on spot after a chick at the bar ran his name....so embarrising for all parties

Your friend huh?

Spoiler

 

[BruhMayne]

fukk, I thought I was being creative with Mike as a bogus name... Guess I need a new one...

No you dont. Thats the point of it. So many dudes already named Mike plus its an inflation due to the guys lying about it.

Its gonna be hard for you to get caught up since it so many Mikes

If you wanna give a creative name thats counter productive you might as well tell her your real name

 

[Demon]

my best friend is a level 1 sex offender

Birds of the same feather flock together

 

[duncanthetall]

I swear the god this is every nikka fake name

It takes no thought at all...Very convenient, not hard to remember when drunk, and rolls off with so much ease

My name Mike

Its a good name, isn't it?

 

[Demon]

Michael has been my alias for as long as i can remember. My middle name and the street I grew up on. Michael Westford.

Michael Westford got warrants in a few states in America

Bail out then dip back home, fukk a court date

 

[Rominati]

My fake name is


Devante Johnson

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Pick a non-popular athletes name.

But even them nikkaz is fukkin the game up by gettin reality tv gigs

"Oh, I'm Matt Barnes"