GIRLS Asking Your Last Name Before...UNAPRECIATION

[urgirlatmynextshow]

A girl asking a last name before you hang out/have had a chance to smash.

You meet a chick at a bar real quick get the digits and bounce cuz she with her homegirls and you aint tryna to perform that neurosurgery of tryna pull her away from her girls and smash that night.

You textin her tryna set shet up and she hits you with the what's your last name?

Fawk a bish tryna google me or go through a facebook and shet goddamn.

Discuss

 

[Rich Spirit]

I never answer those questions, especially the first time meeting someone

 

[Im clue]

I got asked that once, i looked at her as some psycho bytch. You wanna know my last name for what? Damn can i get my dikk sucked first with yo unpolite ass askinh personal questions.

 

[newworldafro]

A girl asking a last name before you hang out/have had a chance to smash.

You meet a chick at a bar real quick get the digits and bounce cuz she with her homegirls and you aint tryna to perform that neurosurgery of tryna pull her away from her girls and smash that night.

You textin her tryna set shet up and she hits you with the what's your last name?

Fawk a bish tryna google me or go through a facebook and shet goddamn.

Discuss

Girl:

 

[skeetsinternal]

A girl asking a last name before you hang out/have had a chance to smash.

You meet a chick at a bar real quick get the digits and bounce cuz she with her homegirls and you aint tryna to perform that neurosurgery of tryna pull her away from her girls and smash that night.

You textin her tryna set shet up and she hits you with the what's your last name?

Fawk a bish tryna google me or go through a facebook and shet goddamn.

Discuss

da fukk you giving real gubment name out for?

 

[beenz]

why dont ya'll solve this problem with a fake name and google voice #?

 

[M617]

my best friend is a level 1 sex offender and has legit been turned down on spot after a chick at the bar ran his name....so embarrising for all parties

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Back in the day a nikka used to have an alias for the ho's

bytches used to call asking for Mike, I'd be like huh, oh, whats up

 

[Rockstar Mom]

Men are idiots.

So when a chicks knocks you out, runs ya pockets, and steals ya flatscreen, u gonna wish YOU asked her for her last name.

 

[kevin arnold]

I always ask a girl for her last name

 

[urgirlatmynextshow]

Men are idiots.

So when a chicks knocks you out, runs ya pockets, and steals ya flatscreen, u gonna wish YOU asked her for her last name.

A bish aint knockin me out

Bishes get knocked down tho

On a side note fawk a flatscreen.By the time they get to the room and don't see a tv nor a gotdamn monopoly board they know what time it is

 

[SouthernBelle]

I'm not having sexual relations with a man and I don't even know his name...tf

 

[BruhMayne]

Back in the day a nikka used to have an alias for the ho's

bytches used to call asking for Mike, I'd be like huh, oh, whats up

I swear the god this is every nikka fake name

It takes no thought at all...Very convenient, not hard to remember when drunk, and rolls off with so much ease

My name Mike

 

[Atlrocafella]

my best friend is a level 1 sex offender and has legit been turned down on spot after a chick at the bar ran his name....so embarrising for all parties

need the backstory on this breh

 

[incredible1]

my best friend is a level 1 sex offender and has legit been turned down on spot after a chick at the bar ran his name....so embarrising for all parties

That's good for her. She dodged a bullet