Gettin caught fukking, unappreciation......

[Lavish]

or appreciation?



I think I was 21....chick was like 25 with a 12 year old son

I was in her room rearranging her insides and I hear a knock on the door...mind you, I didnt even know she had a kid. she was just a jumpoff that I met at a club

I hear someon say "moooom". i knew he was a kid, but he had some bass in his voice...

so im like aw shyt...

it was around 4pm so I guess he just came from school.

so we jump up and get dressed...while dudes knocking....

she finally goes to open the door and dude peeks through the crack of the door lookin around to see who was there.when he seen me in sittin on the bed I swear to god his face looked exactly like this

he knew I was fukking mommy

he looked back at his mom like

by then it fully registered in my brain what the fukk is goin on...

there was an akward silence which lasted about 15 seconds




















then he slowly backed out like

and closed the door






I didnt even bother askin anything cuz she was a jumpoff...so she just locked the door...and we continued

share your story

 

[Lavish]

I cant be the only one gettin caught

 

[Poppa_Dock]

never been caught fukking/beating off etc.

i think it gets even more horrible of a thought every year you haven't been caught

it's almost like being batman at this point where u literally can't be caught now

 

[Ashley Banks]

.chick was like 25 with a 12 year old son

 

[kash10003]

25 with a 12 year old son?

 

[Metta World Movement]

she finally goes to open the door and dude peeks through the crack of the door lookin around to see who was there.when he seen me in sittin on the bed I swear to god his face looked exactly like this

Damn....that lets you know how many times he's seen his moms with some random breh

and how the fukk is she 25 and got a 12 year old? Not saying it's impossible (we got some young ass hoes out chea)

 

[Lavish]

Damn....that lets you know how many times he's seen his moms with some random breh

and how the **** is she 25 and got a 12 year old? Not saying it's impossible (we got some young ass hoes out chea)

she coulda been lyin about her age tho, cuz I was only 21

either that, or she's a dirty whore and her parents failed her

 

[Lavish]

never been caught fukking/beating off etc.

i think it gets even more horrible of a thought every year you haven't been caught

it's almost like being batman at this point where u literally can't be caught now

Im sloppy wit it

Ive been caught about 3 times

once by my pops who came in my room without knocking....

I thought he'd be cool, but he went and told my mom

and den once by my sister, same story, she didnt knock, and my girl at the time was givin lip service

and den the kid

its to the point now where ive already been exposed to pretty much all my family

 

[StackUp]

or appreciation?



I think I was 21....chick was like 25 with a 12 year old son

I was in her room rearranging her insides and I hear a knock on the door...mind you, I didnt even know she had a kid. she was just a jumpoff that I met at a club

I hear someon say "moooom". i knew he was a kid, but he had some bass in his voice...

so im like aw shyt...

it was around 4pm so I guess he just came from school.

so we jump up and get dressed...while dudes knocking....

she finally goes to open the door and dude peeks through the crack of the door lookin around to see who was there.when he seen me in sittin on the bed I swear to god his face looked exactly like this

he knew I was fukking mommy

he looked back at his mom like

by then it fully registered in my brain what the fukk is goin on...

there was an akward silence which lasted about 15 seconds


then he slowly backed out like

and closed the door






I didnt even bother askin anything cuz she was a jumpoff...so she locked the door...and we continued

share your story

 

[AgentGrey]

Got caught by my pops when I was like 14-15, fukkin my girlfriend at the time. We skipped school to fukk at my house and he came home early. Ran in my room on some Rambo shyt like " WTF U DOIN BOY!" While we're scrambling around to get dressed.



Once when I was 17, a friend of mine came over to pick me up. My stepbrother was in my room and we were watchin rap battles on youtube or some shyt, just got done smokin out back. Im high af and seein her pull up instantly gives me a boner, I let her inside tell her wait downstairs. I go upstairs and grab a rubber, actin like im lookin for a watch or some shyt so that nikka doesnt come snoopin around downstairs.

She already saw that look in my eye so we get into it, Im breakin her off in the kitchen somethin fierce and this nikka comes downstairs like "hey whats that one song by cass- "

shes fixin her hair and what not, im like wassup man whats good, tryin to lean behind the counter against the stove in this awkward stance to hide my boner (I had basketball shorts so it was no good ). Ole girl lookin at me like

 

[AgentGrey]

its to the point now where ive already been exposed to pretty much all my family

Man its worse when your fam all thinks you did somethin that wasn't true,
My entire family ran a rumor that me and my stepbrother ran a train on this chick
bcuz she was layin on my bed when my stepmom came home. She took that image and let her imagination run wild, called my pop and from there it grew legs. All we were doin was playin ps2

The whole fam for like 3 years straight would be like "oh here comes this nasty ass nikka "

 

[Lavish]

Got caught by my pops when I was like 14-15, fukkin my girlfriend at the time. We skipped school to fukk at my house and he came home early. Ran in my room on some Rambo shyt like " WTF U DOIN BOY!" While we're scrambling around to get dressed.



Once when I was 17, a friend of mine came over to pick me up. My stepbrother was in my room and we were watchin rap battles on youtube or some shyt, just got done smokin out back. Im high af and seein her pull up instantly gives me a boner, I let her inside tell her wait downstairs. I go upstairs and grab a rubber, actin like im lookin for a watch or some shyt so that nikka doesnt come snoopin around downstairs.

She already saw that look in my eye so we get into it, Im breakin her off in the kitchen somethin fierce and this nikka comes downstairs like "hey whats that one song by cass- "

shes fixin her hair and what not, im like wassup man whats good, tryin to lean behind the counter against the stove in this awkward stance to hide my boner (I had basketball shorts so it was no good ). Ole girl lookin at me like

I dont get it man, pops is suppose to understand and be cool. yet they steady getting offended over us gettin puzzy

 

[Rain]

Got caught by my pops when I was like 14-15, fukkin my girlfriend at the time. We skipped school to fukk at my house and he came home early. Ran in my room on some Rambo shyt like " WTF U DOIN BOY!" While we're scrambling around to get dressed.



Once when I was 17, a friend of mine came over to pick me up. My stepbrother was in my room and we were watchin rap battles on youtube or some shyt, just got done smokin out back. Im high af and seein her pull up instantly gives me a boner, I let her inside tell her wait downstairs. I go upstairs and grab a rubber, actin like im lookin for a watch or some shyt so that nikka doesnt come snoopin around downstairs.

She already saw that look in my eye so we get into it, Im breakin her off in the kitchen somethin fierce and this nikka comes downstairs like "hey whats that one song by cass- "

shes fixin her hair and what not, im like wassup man whats good, tryin to lean behind the counter against the stove in this awkward stance to hide my boner (I had basketball shorts so it was no good ). Ole girl lookin at me like

 

[Lavish]

Man its worse when your fam all thinks you did somethin that wasn't true,
My entire family ran a rumor that me and my stepbrother ran a train on this chick
bcuz she was layin on my bed when my stepmom came home. She took that image and let her imagination run wild, called my pop and from there it grew legs. All we were doin was playin ps2

The whole fam for like 3 years straight would be like "oh here comes this nasty ass nikka "

parents get so used to being right, they think they know everything.

Till this day my mom thinks I forced my girl to give my brain that time my sister caught me

me? force my wifey to give me head?

what I really dont understand is how mothers think they can freely have this discussion with us like they one of the homeboys

 

[stealthbomber]

my mom walked in on me and my first gf making out on my bed

we were like 5 mins away from fukking....





































































i didnt get a nut that night