Get choked out by a MMA fighter over basketball brehs

Mowgli

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That's why you just gotta shoot people nowadays. Long gone are the days of a random Dragonfly Jones ass nikka that practiced in Cobra Kai Dojo. Back in my day, you'd fight and yell out "straight hands nikka, straight hands". With MMA, the fighting game has evolved to unfair levels and the fukk I look like getting my 6 ft 3 215 lb ass whooped by someone 5 ft 5 at 165 because I ain't got all day to spend at American Top Team? Better to end up on America's Most Wanted than in a coli thread getting clowned for ending up on world star.
Better to just watch your mouth and let shyt slide.

Or go train. Cats spend all day working abs chest legs n back but refuse to work some takedown defense.

Yea yea im working the south quadrant of my deltoids today.

nikka you better learn how to get off the ground stoppit.
 

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Man after seeing this I might actually learn a little grappling and jiu jitsu because shyt will fukk you up. See how the brother was struggling to get anything in? If the fight wasn't stopped, he would have been choked out.

I think I would be in the same situation. :francis:

I'm a skinny nikka 5'11 and i never got whooped because im nice with grappling mostly because my brother (10 year difference between us) is a judo practitioner of over 20 years, he 36, and was quoted to have olympian level talent but ended up breaking some nikka arm in 3 different places at a party and never got sponsored since/criminal record, anyway he legit beat my ass/taught me how to grapple like he gave me a foundation for throws as well but what we always focused on was grappling because he said if i knew that i'd always be straight.

most fights end up with people wrestling to the ground at some point, unless you get your chin took by a clean hit and its lights out, but if you have good balance, know how to fall and grapple chances are its game over for whoever you are fighting against. I'd advise most brehs to learn.

i remember some years back one of my boys was drunk and got to acting stupid so we ended up squaring up, this dude was drunk and talking wild shyt and one of the things he said was "you think imma fall for that judo shyt?" that's when i realized my circle of friends knew me for that "judo shyt" cause if it gets to a situation where we are like wrestling or something that's my comfort zone despite not being swolle, i can most likely drop and hold people that are stronger than me into submission

honestly, learn that shyt fam, its a life saver
 

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seriously you really search the web just to post that :russ: u guys are hurt so bad because the dude is black
someone who is knowledgeable in BJJ doesn't mind if u circle him or not all he needs is just to grab you



a world class Brazilian got caught by a one move by a Japanese dude

"0:49 He gets the idea. 0:50 he goes for it. 0:52 Silva has clearly tapped, and by 0:53 the fight is over. One of the most amazing things you will ever see"

I didn't say anything about race. That's all you my guy. I'm not mad, and I will never fight a world class BJJ practitioner. LMAO you BJJ guys are so arrogant and that's why you'd lose to me in a real fight. I'm way more athletic than I look because I play real sports. You can know whatever Tekken moves you want to know but I'm a real athlete. So the average MMA fan is getting their teeth kicked by me because I been fighting my whole life and I'm a real athlete.

LOL what's funny to me is you guys want to end up on the floor in street fight. LMAO drop to the floor when you're fighting me and see what happens. I'm going to stomp and kick you while the homies do the same thing. life isn't a sanctioned boxing event you fukking idiot if you hit the floor you're getting stomped the fukk out. Stand up like a man and throw hands you p*ssy.

LMAO most fights do not end up on the ground. Growing up we were taught not to wrestle. We squared up and threw hands and if someone hit the floor we let them get up.

I don't know how many unsanctioned real fights any of ya'll have been in. Life isn't a sanctioned mma fight.

The fukk you going to do when I jump you? Ain't no BJJ move to stop me and my folks from jumping you. We're armed too so I BJJ teaches you how to counter a bullets, knives, and bats.

LMAO @ ya'll thinking someone will allow their friend to get choked out.
 
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Come to think of it, whys the op posting an old video like this?:mjpls:

Yeah i see what you tryna do op. This aint the barber shop scene from Coming to America. This is thecoli, enjoy this neg:ufdup:
 

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I didn't say anything about race. That's all you my guy. I'm not mad, and I will never fight a world class BJJ practitioner. LMAO you BJJ guys are so arrogant and that's why you'd lose to me in a real fight. I'm way more athletic than I look because I play real sports. You can know whatever Tekken moves you want to know but I'm a real athlete. So the average MMA fan is getting their teeth kicked by me because I been fighting my whole life and I'm a real athlete.

LOL what's funny to me is you guys want to end up on the floor in street fight. LMAO drop to the floor when you're fighting me and see what happens. I'm going to stomp and kick you while the homies do the same thing. life isn't a sanctioned boxing event you fukking idiot if you hit the floor you're getting stomped the fukk out. Stand up like a man and throw hands you p*ssy.

LMAO most fights do not end up on the ground. Growing up we were taught not to wrestle. We squared up and threw hands and if someone hit the floor we let them get up.

I don't know how many unsanctioned real fights any of ya'll have been in. Life isn't a sanctioned mma fight.

The fukk you going to do when I jump you? Ain't no BJJ move to stop me and my folks from jumping you. We're armed too so I BJJ teaches you how to counter a bullets, knives, and bats.

LMAO @ ya'll thinking someone will allow their friend to get choked out.
That's what a lot of people are missing with this, they wasn't going to let the white dude get that off even if he could've.
 

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That's what a lot of people are missing with this, they wasn't going to let the white dude get that off even if he could've.
I caught that part too. Also if someone chokes someone out in a fight isn't that felony assault? I'm pretty sure if you know martial arts you can't rip someone's arm out of it's socket just because someone attacked you. That's not a self defense in the eyes of the law. WTF kind of person tried to kill someone for swinging on them. There's fighting and then there's trying to kill someone. When someone starts choking someone or threatening to remove their limbs that's attempted murder not a fight. That's how people end up getting seriously hurt because nobody is going to allow their friend to get seriously injured. They're going to jump in that fight.
 

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idk about bjj but in boxing you can start in whatever shape or skill level. Just be respectful and listen to what they're telling you.

In a few months you'll be able to put paws on 70% of the human population after a few years it jumps to 85-90%. Meaning you'll only take Ls to nikkas who do this shyt for REAL.
 
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