Get chased by an Ostrich brehs

[Lord Scion]

Shouldn't of threw that fukking pen

His body was still facing that way, but his head was like this.

 

[Entrapta310]

These Animals know that these cacs are up to no good

and sometimes people wonder why deer run into their cars and fukk them up

 

[Ironman]

Do you know how easy it is to break an ostrich's neck. I wouldn't even waste energy running from it. A hawk is a bigger threat than a damn ostrich

Don't be that guy

 

[Ironman]

One kick from either animal with have ya insides hanging out

Yup

 

[Ironman]

Being 6'2 paying off

Ostriches can average 6'9 to 9ft brotha

 

[KravenMorehead™]

These Animals know that these cacs are up to no good

my nikka was in the cut like "hell nah get this nikka the fukk outta here"

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

One kick from either animal with have ya insides hanging out

i'd let them make the first move

 

[puppetmaster]

that ostrich's cardio was legendary



















The fukk was it planning to do if it caught them tho

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Ostriches can average 6'9 to 9ft brotha

Nevermind

 

[Cat piss martini]

that mutha fukka did a half mile
and didnt take a breather....
imagine if it had claws and teeth.

 

[Sane]

Imagine if they were on foot

 

[BlackMajik]

my nikka was in the cut like "hell nah get this nikka the fukk outta here"

"U ain't got no hood pass nikka"

 

[CarbonBraddock]

I WOULD JUMP ROPE WITH THAT OSTRICHES NECK

if you knew how to box then you would

 

[Mowgli]

if you knew how to box then you would

I know brazillian Jiu-jitsu

There's no need

 

[TheNig]

Hilarious. I've been chased by a goose before but that was completely my own fault. I wonder what the cyclists must have done to annoy the ostrich?

I've been chased by a duck. All I wanted to do was take a picture of the line of ducks and ya man stepped outta line and started coming after me.