Get chased by an Ostrich brehs

[ciubaca]

two animals i think i want to fight in my life: an ostrich and a kangaroo. in that order. by ascending difficulty

if you would fight the first one you would not live to fight the other






















unless you know BJJ of course

 

[resurrection]

lol saw this on facebook.. one of the best videos I've seen all year

 

[omnifax]

Imagine if that was a dinosaur like a velociraptor.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

two animals i think i want to fight in my life: an ostrich and a kangaroo. in that order. by ascending difficulty

One kick from either animal with have ya insides hanging out

 

[dontreadthis]

Imagine if that was a dinosaur like a velociraptor.

funny you mention this, lol I just read somewhere on the Internet that velociraptors were actually only about the size of the turkeys we have today, not their Jurassic Park counterparts.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Idk what I'd do of that shyt came at me. Small ass turkeys and geese creep me out man I'd be done for

Unless I had a sharp rock of course

 

[Entrapta310]

Idk what I'd do of that shyt came at me. Small ass turkeys and geese creep me out man I'd be done for

Unless I had a sharp rock of course

im pretty sure their feathers are their armor
you shave that ostrich and you got one funny looking bird.
your sharp rokk would tikkle the bird, not kill him

 

[omnifax]

funny you mention this, lol I just read somewhere on the Internet that velociraptors were actually only about the size of the turkeys we have today, not their Jurassic Park counterparts.

Maybe I shouldn't have used the term velociraptor since there were many different sub-species of raptors. Some were the size of turkeys as you say and some were larger such as the ones depicted in the movie.

 

[posterchild336]

that shyt reminded me of this

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I wonder if you could really ride on an ostrich? Remember joust?

 

[Champagne Kudo]

im pretty sure their feathers are their armor
you shave that ostrich and you got one funny looking bird.
your sharp rokk would tikkle the bird, not kill him

Well shyt, guess I'm done for then

 

[Entrapta310]

Well shyt, guess I'm done for then

depends on your height. are you tall enough to grab him by under the beak and control him to not pekk your eyes out?


im done for.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

depends on your height. are you tall enough to grab him by under the beak and control him to not pekk your eyes out?


im done for.

Being 6'2 paying off

 

[BlackMajik]

These Animals know that these cacs are up to no good

 

[Mowgli]

I WOULD JUMP ROPE WITH THAT OSTRICHES NECK