Gentrified Rib Plate

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Ugh.

 

[Blessed Koala]

Reminds me of places like bars where the "kitchen" is just a microwave

Don't let Gordon Ramsey show up in the cut

 

[Blessed Koala]

This place should’ve been on Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares.

"What in the Caucasian fukk is this"

*Chefs and owners looking and shytting themselves while corky ass music comes on*

*Gordon mushes the mac and cheese*

"Mac and cheese is like a baby shytting on noodles"

*Takes bite*

"ughh bland, soulless, like a Vikings ass"

"Lets try the ribs"

*Ribs makes a wooden sounds*

"Jesus Christ...I could make fire with these ribs"

*Takes bite*

"Dryer than Koala shyt...MADAM"

*happy as hell waitress comes by because she can finally leave this shyt job*

"Was the food alright for you"

"Tell the chef to shove this sorry struggling shat up his ass"

"No problem"

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Did they dump a can of tuna on some boiled noodles

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

How does real food look worse than an MRE??????

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[The ADD]

"What in the Caucasian fukk is this"

*Chefs and owners looking and shytting themselves while corky ass music comes on*

*Gordon mushes the mac and cheese*

"Mac and cheese is like a baby shytting on noodles"

*Takes bite*

"ughh bland, soulless, like a Vikings ass"

"Lets try the ribs"

*Ribs makes a wooden sounds*

"Jesus Christ...I could make fire with these ribs"

*Takes bite*

"Dryer than Koala shyt...MADAM"

*happy as hell waitress comes by because she can finally leave this shyt job*

"Was the food alright for you"

"Tell the chef to shove this sorry struggling shat up his ass"

"No problem"

 

[Son Goku]

Those ribs were boiled. You can tell by the pasty-ass-looking meat color.

No thanks.

Believe it or not, I've lived in the south most of my life and the best BBQ I've ever had was in Arizona shockingly enough. If you ever find yourself in Tucson, check this place out Holy Smokin' Butts BBQ - Holy Smokin Butts BBQ - Barbecue Restaurant in Tucson, AZ
It was the first place I've ever been where they gave you an option of how moist you want your brisket

You lived in the south most of your life and the best barbecue you've ever had was made by cacs in Arizona?

 

[Dr. Acula]

You lived in the south most of your life and the best barbecue you've ever had was made by cacs in Arizona?

It is what it is breh

I haven't seen anyone else tell me that I can get my brisket extra moist before

I'm sure there is plenty of places in the south that have some better shyt though. I just can speak on my experience.

 

[Son Goku]

It is what it is breh

I haven't seen anyone else tell me that I can get my brisket extra moist before

Are you sure you're a "breh"?

 

[Dr. Acula]

Are you sure you're a "breh"?

The Dudley's hair cair smell coming from my scalp says yes

 

[2stainz]

takes special cac skill to make beef look ashy

 

[Son Goku]

The Dudley's hair cair smell coming from my scalp says yes

Uh huh. Cause Arizona is the Southwest, not eem the South. You not finding good barbecue west of Tejas.

All the brehs in the South that can throw down and you took your ass to Arizona for some cue?

 

[Son Goku]

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Whole-ass menu looks

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[Sankofa Alwayz]

"What in the Caucasian fukk is this"

*Chefs and owners looking and shytting themselves while corky ass music comes on*

*Gordon mushes the mac and cheese*

"Mac and cheese is like a baby shytting on noodles"

*Takes bite*

"ughh bland, soulless, like a Vikings ass"

"Lets try the ribs"

*Ribs makes a wooden sounds*

"Jesus Christ...I could make fire with these ribs"

*Takes bite*

"Dryer than Koala shyt...MADAM"

*happy as hell waitress comes by because she can finally leave this shyt job*

"Was the food alright for you"

"Tell the chef to shove this sorry struggling shat up his ass"

"No problem"

Breh the visuals that popped up in my head to this post is fukking sending me right now