General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Poetical Poltergeist]

How much should I say you weigh Mr. President?

Uhh...what was I last time? 215? Maybe let's say, oh, 224 this time so the fake news doesn't say "Oh there's no way he's 215." Such lunatics the fake news is.

Ok..so instead of the recorded 258 you are now 224.

That's a good number. I'm good with numbers and everyone says.

Yes sir. The very best numbers. I agree.

 

[Outlaw]

How much should I say you weigh Mr. President?

Uhh...what was I last time? 215? Maybe let's say, oh, 224 this time so the fake news doesn't say "Oh there's no way he's 215." Such lunatics the fake news is.

Ok..so instead of the recorded 258 you are now 224.

That's a good number. I'm good with numbers and everyone says.

Yes sir. The very best numbers. I agree.

He gained 9lbs in muscle

 

[wire28]

Also no mention of the gruesome gun shot @the cac mamba only the most minor of scarring

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

He gained 9lbs in muscle

*Edit

But say it's muscle weight. Make sure he notes it's muscle weight.

Yes sir.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

 

[Slim]

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

AI 100% wrote that report

 

[Loose]

It's sad that doctors have to lie to us about 78 year old man , a morbid obese 78 year old man is the exact opposite of healthy lol

 

[wire28]

Lol people just completely ignoring this. He should have a chunk of ear missing not “scaring”

They didn’t even do a good job doctoring this bullshyt

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

Dude is fukked.

 

[eXodus]

China tariffs 100% back on? No exceptions??

 

[Spidey Man]

[Discussion] Charlie Munger was right about Trump

Spoiler: text

Posted on Sun Apr 13 10:00:58 2025 UTC

https://v.redd.it/3fnwme6hskue1

That would go hard over the either beat.

 

[Slim]

That would go hard over the either beat.

Munger and Buffett have a long history of shytting on both Trump and Musk.



My GOAT investors

 

[Wild self]

It's sad that doctors have to lie to us about 78 year old man , a morbid obese 78 year old man is the exact opposite of healthy lol

Most Obese people don't make it past their mid 50s.

 

[BK The Great]