General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Jx2]

We didn’t know we even needed water until Trump showed up

Tangibles at work already

LAFD:
"Guys!! He said OPEN the valves"



Valves open:


All of the fires subside IMMEDIATELY due to one man's genius...




LA is saved !!!!


All of Hollywood stops doing gay stuff and harvesting children through sex cults or whatever and becomes MAGA overnight...

Melania actually loves her husband and finds him sexually appealing...

Newscum (on all major networks): Thank you beautiful ruler Trump! You are so much stronger and more handsome than I with surely a larger penis.


Our wonderful Overlord DJT:

Make sure you all tell your children about what happened here today

 

[Gloxina]

My industry is being rocked today. I’m in Trinidad this week and I was in meetings when this news broke. I was just at the U.S. Embassy yesterday.

Yep. The son of one of our patients…

Don’t know which agency he’s with, but they provide aid and build schools in some African nations. She literally sat in the office and said her son received an email…Wednesday morning? Saying the program is over, so he’s out of a job- immediately.

This shyt is absolutely infuriating.

 

[FAH1223]

Yep. The son of one of our patients…

Don’t know which agency he’s with, but they provide aid and build schools in some African nations. She literally sat in the office and said her son received an email…Wednesday morning? Saying the program is over, so he’s out of a job- immediately.

This shyt is absolutely infuriating.

That's crazy...

I have a lot of State Dept projects... mainly rule of law, criminal justice system capacity building related. We only have received guidance from our colleagues at Embassy level to not do forward facing public events and public comms are at a minimum. We need to pause all activities though just to be safe.

 

[88m3]

We didn’t know we even needed water until Trump showed up

Tangibles at work already

the technocrats are back in town

everyday is infrastructure week

 

[Robbie3000]

Yep. The son of one of our patients…

Don’t know which agency he’s with, but they provide aid and build schools in some African nations. She literally sat in the office and said her son received an email…Wednesday morning? Saying the program is over, so he’s out of a job- immediately.

This shyt is absolutely infuriating.

The Germans have a word for taking pleasure in the suffering of others. schadenfreude.

This is the organizing principle of MAGA.

 

[Loose]

Can dems vet their volunteers going forward, this women is pathetic lol

 

[Red Shield]

his gonna be the last president of the usa

 

[DonB90]

Can dems vet their volunteers going forward, this women is pathetic lol

A long faced Asian bytch enamored by a white man, color me suprised

 

[boogers]

fukk em. i hope he takes every last penny from his retarded ass supporters

i hate that its going to hurt decent people, but maybe just maybe shyt needs to get bad enough for everyone to finally snap the fukk out of it and see the monster america created

maybe then people will care enough to get their simple asses off the couch every other november

 

[Afro]

Wow he’s on a rampage what the the school safety board do exactly?

We'll never know, it was recently created.

 

[Fill Collins]

Fill Collins Jr. will have to be homeschooled then

 

[Serious]

Sick work

 

[Ironman]

White people

 

[Amo Husserl]

fukk em. i hope he takes every last penny from his retarded ass supporters

i hate that its going to hurt decent people, but maybe just maybe shyt needs to get bad enough for everyone to finally snap the fukk out of it and see the monster america created

maybe then people will care enough to get their simple asses off the couch every other november

Not gonna happen until something crazy happens.

 

[god shamgod]

Bout to get rid of fema too