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Don't just laugh at the headline and move on. Actually watch this one. I am in tears. [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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https://bsky.app/profile/theonion.com/post/3lng5r4lj522c
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banalplay.bsky.social
Don't just laugh at the headline and move on. Actually watch this one. I am in tears.
[QUOTED POST]
@theonion.com
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:pl...wb5ya6s3wdqbzvgfrxra55fethos6ly/playlist.m3u8
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banalplay.bsky.social
I regret that I did phrased this in a way that sounds like you shouldn't watch all of their videos.
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banalplay.bsky.social
The moment the helicopter crashes it goes from normal funny Onion video to elevated art
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eyepatchguy.bsky.social
That was the point at which I began hooting and/or hollering
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fleerultra.bsky.social
I was already cracking up but when they got to the body dump I totally lost it
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cameronprice.bsky.social
“…still harboring some enclaves of free speech…” Lmao
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dreamland.ing
i wasn’t sure what they were doing until the helicopter bit and then i fukking lost it
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banalplay.bsky.social
that's the part where literal actual tears started to flow
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baseycrock.bsky.social
The animation of overkill, I died
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jeffbach.bsky.social
The little guys killing everyone in the dorm room next to the main target is uh extremely extremely on the nose
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tekla.bsky.social
“his clandestine dormitory bunker”
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sunbear.bsky.social
"hundreds of americans are now gathering around the country to celebrate"
lmfao
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ringoosu.bsky.social
i feel like they're being prophetic now
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richiepro.bsky.social
It’s so funny, the black hawk crashing into the dining hall killed me
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allanshoe.bsky.social
When the breached the dorm room and just unloaded was peak macabre.
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dankeevy.bsky.social
ONN is a sleeper agent on YouTube. Every video is a GOAT.
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jagtaggart.bsky.social
This took me way too long to realize it was the Onion.
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sailorjourno.bsky.social
Fully expecting the regime to actually do this.
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mclt70.bsky.social
You know that if this was broadcasted on OAN, they will believe every word that this happened. lol
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mskathleenquinn.bsky.social
If they showed it in Israel people would ask: How did they do that without killing 30 other roommates like we do? (Not that Israelis would want to change their operational MO.)
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sukurimi.bsky.social
“died like a dog”
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btlcat.bsky.social
Holy shyt. Wow.
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andrew37.bsky.social
The chyrons were top notch, too!
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deathbyandy.bsky.social
The onion is so back
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bskwitter.bsky.social
TOO ON THE NOSE. oh my gosh
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notdred.bsky.social
Those animations, I’m crying
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jaxx050.bsky.social
......why do i feel like i've seen that pose they used for him getting shot before? like someone getting electrocuted in a comedy sketch
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bicklytor.bsky.social
Replying to bookmark
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profmisterlizzie.bsky.social
It’s sadly great although I was not able to laugh. The darkest of dark humor. (But they really should have thrown the body into the Schuykill, which is right by the campus! Why drive across town to the Delaware?)
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brynneridley.bsky.social
Plus just the word Schuylkill adds at least 1% humor to anything
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janetlinde.bsky.social
Indeed. My mother-in-law used to refer to the Schuylkill Hwy as the Sure-Kill Highway. Great minds, and all that.
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thebeardedpug.bsky.social
Is it sad that this is so close to reality we have to google if it's true?
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oscarandjeeves.bsky.social
"Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharist Overdose"
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matuajacob.bsky.social
satire is dead
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matuajacob.bsky.social
nothing is funnier than our current timeline
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banalplay.bsky.socialDon't just laugh at the headline and move on. Actually watch this one. I am in tears.
[QUOTED POST]
@theonion.comTrump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:pl...wb5ya6s3wdqbzvgfrxra55fethos6ly/playlist.m3u8
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banalplay.bsky.socialI regret that I did phrased this in a way that sounds like you shouldn't watch all of their videos.
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banalplay.bsky.socialThe moment the helicopter crashes it goes from normal funny Onion video to elevated art
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eyepatchguy.bsky.socialThat was the point at which I began hooting and/or hollering
5/35
fleerultra.bsky.socialI was already cracking up but when they got to the body dump I totally lost it
6/35
cameronprice.bsky.social“…still harboring some enclaves of free speech…” Lmao
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dreamland.ingi wasn’t sure what they were doing until the helicopter bit and then i fukking lost it
8/35
banalplay.bsky.socialthat's the part where literal actual tears started to flow
9/35
baseycrock.bsky.socialThe animation of overkill, I died
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jeffbach.bsky.socialThe little guys killing everyone in the dorm room next to the main target is uh extremely extremely on the nose
11/35
tekla.bsky.social“his clandestine dormitory bunker”
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sunbear.bsky.social"hundreds of americans are now gathering around the country to celebrate"
lmfao
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ringoosu.bsky.sociali feel like they're being prophetic now
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richiepro.bsky.socialIt’s so funny, the black hawk crashing into the dining hall killed me
15/35
allanshoe.bsky.socialWhen the breached the dorm room and just unloaded was peak macabre.
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dankeevy.bsky.socialONN is a sleeper agent on YouTube. Every video is a GOAT.
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jagtaggart.bsky.socialThis took me way too long to realize it was the Onion.
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sailorjourno.bsky.socialFully expecting the regime to actually do this.
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mclt70.bsky.socialYou know that if this was broadcasted on OAN, they will believe every word that this happened. lol
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mskathleenquinn.bsky.socialIf they showed it in Israel people would ask: How did they do that without killing 30 other roommates like we do? (Not that Israelis would want to change their operational MO.)
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sukurimi.bsky.social“died like a dog”
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btlcat.bsky.socialHoly shyt. Wow.
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andrew37.bsky.socialThe chyrons were top notch, too!
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deathbyandy.bsky.socialThe onion is so back
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bskwitter.bsky.socialTOO ON THE NOSE. oh my gosh
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notdred.bsky.socialThose animations, I’m crying
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jaxx050.bsky.social......why do i feel like i've seen that pose they used for him getting shot before? like someone getting electrocuted in a comedy sketch
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bicklytor.bsky.socialReplying to bookmark
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profmisterlizzie.bsky.socialIt’s sadly great although I was not able to laugh. The darkest of dark humor. (But they really should have thrown the body into the Schuykill, which is right by the campus! Why drive across town to the Delaware?)
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brynneridley.bsky.socialPlus just the word Schuylkill adds at least 1% humor to anything
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janetlinde.bsky.socialIndeed. My mother-in-law used to refer to the Schuylkill Hwy as the Sure-Kill Highway. Great minds, and all that.
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thebeardedpug.bsky.socialIs it sad that this is so close to reality we have to google if it's true?
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oscarandjeeves.bsky.social"Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharist Overdose"
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matuajacob.bsky.socialsatire is dead
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matuajacob.bsky.socialnothing is funnier than our current timeline
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