General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)
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Veteran
this guy is such a cocksucker 
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goddamn I love warren
Is she walking back her support of trans folks?
ANSWER THE QUESTION
I hope so? huh?
this guy is such a cocksucker
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Kara Swisher (@karaswisher.bsky.social)
I heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.
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karaswisher.bsky.social
I heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.
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curtgebers.bsky.social
A lot of people being the meme today.
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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social
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radiogaga75.bsky.social
And ‘kissing his ass’. We have the most corrupt person in the White House, playing with the stock market like it was his own personal toy. And what do you bet the Supreme Court is right in the middle of it.
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marjyost.bsky.social
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snapspikazo.bsky.social
How do these people even become billionaires? They are literally the most imbecilic c*nts you could possibly imagine.
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mufcfan.bsky.social
It helps to be born into money!
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snapspikazo.bsky.social
If that's your real surname, then we might be (very) distantly related!
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mufcfan.bsky.social
It's my real surname..
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snapspikazo.bsky.social
Originally from the oul' sod?
11/35
andrewkey.bsky.social
Like giving praise to a drunk bus driver for not going off the bridge
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ric80.bsky.social
We have just witnessed likely the greatest insider trading bonanza in history as Trump told those who follow him (like Ackman) to buy right before he changed direction on tariffs and sent market options up 2000%. AMAZING CORRUPTION with no consequences
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frankwp.bsky.social
Exactly. And those in charge of investigating and prosecuting this insider trading are all Trump toadies.
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drhello.bsky.social
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robertsloop.bsky.social
Bingo. What a shyt-show.
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hooknlateral.bsky.social
Ackman doesn’t seem to understand that the little ‘blue check’ next to his name just identifies him as a mark. @brooke gets it.
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alnoncomposmentis.bsky.social
Blowing up the economy and getting nothing as a result is the art of the deal??? What would failure look like then?
18/35
captainreality.bsky.social
Our billionaire class are trash and need to be removed.
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bonfire25.bsky.social
Especially bc this was BESSENT NOT Trump. Treasury auction yesterday was AWFUL (no one buying) and the 10yr rising is foreigners SELLING our debt bc they don't trust the US economy with a madman in charge, which freaked Bessent out and made Trump pause.
20/35
daveisnothere247.bsky.social
Rates went up. Spot on. They are not executing well.
21/35
bonfire25.bsky.social
ya think???
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daveisnothere247.bsky.social
They don’t
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johnrya.bsky.social
It’s “Art of the Bended Knee” where Trump went Running Scared Like a Wounded Little bytch! He caused the Problems, Claimed Nobody could Change his Mind and then Ran Scared once his actions backfired in a MASSIVE Manner!
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1toughguy2.bsky.social
It was China and maybe Japan who were selling the shyt out of our treasuries that bought this bullshyt to a halt.
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witchypooh.bsky.social
Nope. Someone from London or America has been bailed out.
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crazycatlady239.bsky.social
Japan threatened to dump all US Securities. If a major buyer of treasuries decides to dump their holdings, it could potentially trigger a sell-off throughout the rest of the bond market, causing a global financial crisis, especially for the US.
And he likes to manipulate the market bc he can.
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stoicsenelis.bsky.social
Love it “Beta Chode”!
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frankwp.bsky.social
Textbook market manipulation to benefit insiders.
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cc-car.bsky.social
"Peak Beta Chode"
Kara, Get thee to the trademark or copyright (or whatever)
This is gold
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linkster248.bsky.social
He’s been a scammer all his life. This is no different.
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toddmhale1969.bsky.social
Brooke for the win!
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zerbity.bsky.social
She’s on Bluesky
@brookeh.bsky.social
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archivist1001.bsky.social
He used the OVAL OFFICE to tank the market, prob alerted friends/family/cronies
They SOLD
Then he 'makes it rise again' like MOSES PARTED THE SEA
His friends/cronies/family bought back in, on the CHEAP
It HIGH LEVEL 'insider trading' by the POTUS for his own benefit.
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thedo0dah62.bsky.social
The Art of the Deal? He bankrupted so many companies and grifted…not a deal.
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dglancaster.bsky.social
How many billionaires shorted the market right before Trump's announcement of the 90 day pause?
The GOP are the only ones who can fix this, but they are refusing to do so. People MUST remember their inactions in 2026!
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
karaswisher.bsky.socialI heart @brooke — telling a suicide bomber who blew up the economy due for no reason that he is brilliant is peak beta chode for Ackman.
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curtgebers.bsky.socialA lot of people being the meme today.
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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social
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radiogaga75.bsky.socialAnd ‘kissing his ass’. We have the most corrupt person in the White House, playing with the stock market like it was his own personal toy. And what do you bet the Supreme Court is right in the middle of it.
5/35
marjyost.bsky.social
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snapspikazo.bsky.socialHow do these people even become billionaires? They are literally the most imbecilic c*nts you could possibly imagine.
7/35
mufcfan.bsky.socialIt helps to be born into money!
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snapspikazo.bsky.socialIf that's your real surname, then we might be (very) distantly related!
9/35
mufcfan.bsky.socialIt's my real surname..
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snapspikazo.bsky.socialOriginally from the oul' sod?
11/35
andrewkey.bsky.socialLike giving praise to a drunk bus driver for not going off the bridge
12/35
ric80.bsky.socialWe have just witnessed likely the greatest insider trading bonanza in history as Trump told those who follow him (like Ackman) to buy right before he changed direction on tariffs and sent market options up 2000%. AMAZING CORRUPTION with no consequences
13/35
frankwp.bsky.socialExactly. And those in charge of investigating and prosecuting this insider trading are all Trump toadies.
14/35
drhello.bsky.social
15/35
robertsloop.bsky.socialBingo. What a shyt-show.
16/35
hooknlateral.bsky.socialAckman doesn’t seem to understand that the little ‘blue check’ next to his name just identifies him as a mark. @brooke gets it.
17/35
alnoncomposmentis.bsky.socialBlowing up the economy and getting nothing as a result is the art of the deal??? What would failure look like then?
18/35
captainreality.bsky.socialOur billionaire class are trash and need to be removed.
19/35
bonfire25.bsky.socialEspecially bc this was BESSENT NOT Trump. Treasury auction yesterday was AWFUL (no one buying) and the 10yr rising is foreigners SELLING our debt bc they don't trust the US economy with a madman in charge, which freaked Bessent out and made Trump pause.
20/35
daveisnothere247.bsky.socialRates went up. Spot on. They are not executing well.
21/35
bonfire25.bsky.socialya think???
22/35
daveisnothere247.bsky.socialThey don’t
23/35
johnrya.bsky.socialIt’s “Art of the Bended Knee” where Trump went Running Scared Like a Wounded Little bytch! He caused the Problems, Claimed Nobody could Change his Mind and then Ran Scared once his actions backfired in a MASSIVE Manner!
24/35
1toughguy2.bsky.socialIt was China and maybe Japan who were selling the shyt out of our treasuries that bought this bullshyt to a halt.
25/35
witchypooh.bsky.socialNope. Someone from London or America has been bailed out.
26/35
crazycatlady239.bsky.socialJapan threatened to dump all US Securities. If a major buyer of treasuries decides to dump their holdings, it could potentially trigger a sell-off throughout the rest of the bond market, causing a global financial crisis, especially for the US.
And he likes to manipulate the market bc he can.
27/35
stoicsenelis.bsky.socialLove it “Beta Chode”!
28/35
frankwp.bsky.socialTextbook market manipulation to benefit insiders.
29/35
cc-car.bsky.social"Peak Beta Chode"
Kara, Get thee to the trademark or copyright (or whatever)
This is gold
30/35
linkster248.bsky.socialHe’s been a scammer all his life. This is no different.
31/35
toddmhale1969.bsky.socialBrooke for the win!
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zerbity.bsky.socialShe’s on Bluesky
@brookeh.bsky.social
33/35
archivist1001.bsky.socialHe used the OVAL OFFICE to tank the market, prob alerted friends/family/cronies
They SOLD
Then he 'makes it rise again' like MOSES PARTED THE SEA
His friends/cronies/family bought back in, on the CHEAP
It HIGH LEVEL 'insider trading' by the POTUS for his own benefit.
34/35
thedo0dah62.bsky.socialThe Art of the Deal? He bankrupted so many companies and grifted…not a deal.
35/35
dglancaster.bsky.socialHow many billionaires shorted the market right before Trump's announcement of the 90 day pause?
The GOP are the only ones who can fix this, but they are refusing to do so. People MUST remember their inactions in 2026!
To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
Spidey Man
Superstar
Yea .. cook our economy and creditability on a global stage
We can cremate him instead of burying him. He can cook all day
the cac mamba
Veteran
CNN running a primetime Berniewood town hall in an hour 
anyone watching
anyone watching
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
Nah.. tell us what happens. I'm sure he'll say something about the top 1 percent having all the wealth.CNN running a primetime Berniewood town hall in an hour
Poetical Poltergeist
Precise and cold hearted
I think twitter crashed
the cac mamba
Veteran
the cac mamba
Veteran
when are Dems gonna start calling him "The Caveman"?
we had to watch republicans shyt on biden for years, call him "sleepy joe", call him senile. why don't the dems mock trump the same way?
edit: here's something, i guess
we had to watch republicans shyt on biden for years, call him "sleepy joe", call him senile. why don't the dems mock trump the same way?
edit: here's something, i guess
the cac mamba
Veteran
Yeah we already know the playbook
The oligarchs and the billionaires
Dems are no angels in all of this
Class solidarity
I saved yall an hour
