General Trump Administration F**kery Thread (2025-2029)

[Regular_P]

Seriously what the fukk is the end game here... Not just the market I'm talking the country, we're not surviving this as a country

@Regular_P already called the civil war 2.0

I will be a proud citizen of the United midwestern alliance. Yall will be paying out the ass for access to our fresh water supply

I'm still waiting for someone to give me a single good reason we're keeping the union together. This shyt is beyond broken and we should split up into a bunch of different countries.

It happened in this country once before for godsakes. If we're being honest, it was a mistake to fight and bring them back.

 

[the cac mamba]

the Dems should start referring to this as Trump's "Great Leap Backward"

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[choc_cardigan]

I'm still waiting for someone to give me a single good reason we're keeping the union together. This shyt is beyond broken and we should split up into a bunch of different countries.

It happened in this country once before for godsakes. If we're being honest, it was a mistake to fight and bring them back.

Have you honestly thought through how destructive and devastating that would be to Americans?

 

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1/7
@ArtCandee
Donald Trump inflated the jobs report for January and February.

Nonfarm payroll employment for Jan was revised down by 14,000, from 125,000 to 111,000, and Feb was revised down by 34,000, from 151,000 to 117,000 jobs.

Combined, that is 48,000 lower than previously reported.

I remember when MAGA screeched about jobs revisions under Biden.



2/7
@EngageFarmer


[Quoted tweet]
PRESIDENT TRUMP: "The fake job numbers that the Harris-Biden administration has been reporting for the last year... 818,000 jobs that didn't exist. They were phantom jobs."


https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1826705048329498632/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/uhNFafk0dTvgFvum.mp4

3/7
@AivokeArt
I don't know if this tracks. A beat on NFP is actually bad for the stock market, since the market is expecting a dovish Fed to cut rates 4-5 times. A strong labor market makes this less likely, we'll see what JPow has to say later



4/7
@DanBeaton10
Always been the MO for that grifter, conman, and liar.
Always.



5/7
@vlwrn2020
You’re confused. Biden inflated the jobs report every single month for 4 years!!!



6/7
@sound_licious
That’s a normal statistical adjustment seen in all administrations. Biden, however, cooked job numbers to the tune of 880k. Dumbass



7/7
@ArtCandee
Exactly.




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[eXodus]

[The Bulwark] The American Age is over, and it ended because the American people were no longer worthy of it​

More here.

The American Age Is Over

Emergency Triad: The United States commits imperial suicide.

www.thebulwark.com

We’re not worthy of it? We???

 

[88m3]

the Dems should start referring to this as Trump's "Great Leap Backward"

As a white guy who hasn't moved to Thailand yet how do you feel about Trump selling American citizenship for 5 million dollars?

 

[Loose]

if AOC beats chuck schumer in a statewide primary, i'll eat my words in front of everyone here

but what's actually gonna happen, is that she doesn't even have the balls to primary him

edit: i'll permaban-bet you that, right here and right now. AOC doesn't have the balls to primary schumer. because she knows, just like you do, that her bullshyt is a loser outside of dark blue areas

You should stick to Nevada, AOC is loved in NYS. Nothing to do with Dark blue areas

 

[the cac mamba]

You should stick to Nevada, AOC is loved in NYS. Nothing to do with Dark blue areas

so taking my permanent ban bet offer should be easy for you

let's see how loved BaeOC is in upstate new york

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Unfortunately, Nap is correct here.

We are no longer a "labor" based workforce, we are a "skill" based workforce because technology is the cornerstone to any job present day.

100% true. And due to that you NEED to have a certain level of education to participate. The days of goofing off or dropping out of highschool and working at a steel mill are over. You not getting job that can support a family without being educated these days

Quiet part out loud.

Doing it for robots.

This country is done for.

I was listening to the Adam Tooze podcast and he he was saying china vs India focused more on engineers than humanities majors. The upper echelon of China leans on engineering and law versus humanities and law. It’s a completely different perspective on elite development.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Of course the treasonous coward put no tariffs on Belarus or Russia

Make your own borscht

 

[Eye Cue DA COLI GAWD]

Joe Biden had it right tbh. We should capture the technology of the future and ensure that manufacturing stays in the US. So electric cars, renewables, nuclear energy, AI, 5G communication, space and satellites etc. Not cheap shoes, toasters, and clothes hangars.

That was Obama's vision. Tea party Republicans buffed at it and didn't provide capital to invest in infrastructure. 15 years they in bed with Musk and slapping 50% tariffs worldwide

The irony.

Obama's presidency will go down as one of the great tenures in presidential history

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Since when did cnbc become globalist maga shills?

You realize this is good, right?

 

[Loose]

You realize this is good, right?

When did I say it wasn't a good segment ?

 

[Loose]