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@aaron Rupar
Trump admits he's not vetting his nominees at all before he announces them
(the "pastors" thing he refers to here about had hronister was publicly known for a long time -- Trump could've learned about it with a simple Google search)
2/35
@Colin Robinson @fermiparasocks.bsky.social
I think the word “my” is the most interesting part of “my pastors”
3/35
@Cynd @galgomom.bsky.social
What a crybaby.
4/35
@carradiohits.bsky.social @carradiohits.bsky.social
He has the mentality of a high schooler. wealthy, white, privileged high schooler.
5/35
@Maggie Frost @maggie-frost.bsky.social
The giant toddler speaks.
6/35
@Jeff Morrell @jmorl.bsky.social
Here is your friendly reminder.
7/35
@Daniel M. Kimmel @dkimmel.bsky.social
ctually he didn't have to post bail. He's out on personal recognizance.
8/35
@Sukitupbuttercup



@sukitupbuttercup.bsky.social
He didn't write that.
9/35
@smk621.bsky.social @smk621.bsky.social
I thought the same
10/35
@sephcoster.bsky.social @sephcoster.bsky.social
The Wall St Journal is now part of the opposition?!
11/35
@Polly Kane



@kanekavi.bsky.social
“My pastors.”

Is this the same as, “look at my lacks over there?”
12/35
@William Hamilton @williamphamilton.bsky.social
No, he thinks he's God and the Pastors literally serve him.
13/35
@davidjsharp.bsky.social @davidjsharp.bsky.social
I know nothing about had. Never met the guy. When’s tee time?
14/35
@AkamaiHI @akamai2.bsky.social
well, he just announced Peter Navarro, so yeah.
15/35
@The Virginian @thevirginian.bsky.social
Whoever is writing Trump's posts is failing to make them look like Trump's posts.
16/35
@Anne Lang @aalang.bsky.social
Yup! There's no way he would say hina-centric.
17/35
@The Virginian @thevirginian.bsky.social
Never! Inside, that would be confusing to him. Outside he would find some excuse for demanding that it be changed to something more Trumpy.
18/35
@ChiDesiLife @chidesilife.bsky.social
nd you know someone else wrote this as Trump doesn't know how to spell obnoxious.
19/35
@Oeishik @oeishik.bsky.social
- YouTubeHe's throwing the worst candidates out to displace outrage. Second round is equally as loyal but marginally more experienced. youtube.com/live/ZkTGIuk...
20/35
@emoracc00n.bsky.social @emoracc00n.bsky.social
Exactly. First choices are SO egregious anyone else is automatically better.
ems need to NOT get distracted.
We need fighting rms.
Take no prisoners ems.
21/35
@Annie @alongsworth.bsky.social
I forgot how much I hate his lack of understanding of when and when not to capitalize words.
22/35
@Garrett Jones Hubbard @garrettjhubbard.bsky.social
h the ole “they didn’t quit I fired them because they didn’t do a good job “ line he used about his old administration is finally come back for this one repackaged as “ they didn’t pull out , I pulled them out because they were disrespectful to my donors”
23/35
@hurdman82.bsky.social @hurdman82.bsky.social
Trump having pastors, let alone one, is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile.
24/35
@Benjamin O'Donnell @bennieodonnell.bsky.social
He needs someone to go to church for him.
25/35
@Bill @bill-maxwell.bsky.social
There is a vetting process. Go on TV and announce your loyalty to Trump while calling him great and strong and smart, and you are in.
26/35
@Perry B. Newman @pbnewman.bsky.social
Undoubtedly reflecting the literary stylings of Stephen heung of some other winner of the Nobel Prize for Literature. This communication actually contains punctuation and a few complete sentences. Trump obviously outsourced this gem to his elite communications team.
27/35
@Brandon @brandoncrouch.bsky.social
Would anyone be surprised if we learned onald Trump has never used Google search?
28/35
@JackInEC @jackinec.bsky.social
Wha--?
Trump picks his appointees based on style, not substance?
I'm shocked that a man who uses quanet by the gallon to fashion his lonely strand of hair would be so shallow.
29/35
@bsbafflesbrains.bsky.social @bsbafflesbrains.bsky.social
Modern Politics in US
160's to Watergate - Scandal ends political career
180's to Golden Escalator - Scandal is just a PR problem
2020 to present - Scandal is a job qualification.
"nyone who makes money in Politics is a crook" Harry S. Truman
30/35
@Taz @coulonge.bsky.social
31/35
@Susie @ohhhhhsuzieq.bsky.social
He didn't write this!!! Way to literate!
32/35
@KennytheTeeGuy @wearingitwell.bsky.social
Same old seat of the pants management.
33/35
@worldcitizen1994.bsky.social @worldcitizen1994.bsky.social
Look, the POS ran to avoid prison and he's getting his way. ottom line is that trump doesn't care about *anything,* other than enriching himself and marinating in his own self-loathing. That's what we're going to experience over the next horrible four years.
34/35
@Marjery Lopez, MD @marjeryn1.bsky.social
Let the circus begin, with all the attacks and bullying of whoever/whatever has an opposing view.
35/35
@Michael Vandor @mvandor.bsky.social
Whine, whine, whine.
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