General Political Fúckery Thread - Subplot: Can Democrats Win Back The House In Nov?
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ADevilYouKhow
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House Speaker Election: Update from Catie Edmondson
Catie Edmondson
Oct. 20, 2023, 2:25 p.m. ET12 minutes ago
12 minutes ago
Catie EdmondsonReporting from the Capitol
Representative Marc Molinaro of New York, who voted against Jordan on the third ballot, said that Jordan told his fellow Republicans after the vote that if they wanted to start the process over, he would support their decision. He received a standing ovation.
Spidey Man
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Reality Check
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As impressive as it is that they shows the restraint to pull this strategy, it says even more about Jordan's utter stupidity.
And come to find out that McCarthy's team is managing this whole campaign for him. No intelligent human being would have gotten this far without at least considering that they're being set up.
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
So this to me shows Gaetz is one of the slickest operators in DC right now. He’s the jackass who went on TV and started this, because he never like McCarthy and worked behind the scenes to get the votes needed to kick him out. Now he is trying to share the blame with a group so his name alone is kept out of everyone’s mouth and it’s a group of 8.
McCarthy had no control, lied to everyone, and was out of his depth. but it was a shytty job no one wants and even if they want it you got to be crazy to put yourself out there to get shytted on to get it.
These idiots to me might actually split. Trump can’t even focus on making demands because there’s a good chance he is going to jail, and all of them know it. Gaetz threw a grenade into a room full of dynamite and is like “let’s share the collateral damage” and the other 7 idiots he strung along last time are still out here joining him in this bullshyt.
Gaetz is doing Trump’s bidding. That’s why there is no real coherent strategy behind their moves other than hoping they can shutdown the government to hurt Biden economically and stupidly thinking they can stop the Jan 6th case.
XannyWarbucks
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This is a complete mess that Republicans brought upon themselves, but 
at the increasing number of people who vote against Jordan.
at the increasing number of people who vote against Jordan.
XannyWarbucks
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And even that move has completely backfired because everyone and their mother already sees how incompetent this House is and it's because Republicans decided to bring this up to fukk around. Unfortunately, shyt happened over the middle east and it ate that story. So now, people are confused as to why the majority party can't fukking pick a speaker.
CreepyMcCreeperson
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Conservatives are saying if democrats or republicans don’t vote for him, they can call them racist.
They really act like when someone wants a black person in a certain position, they mean ANY black person.
Wargames
One Of The Last Real Ones To Do It
They pulled that scam once with Clarence Thomas and they been eaten off of it for over 30 years. They have tried this bullshyt since then every couple of years, but this is them going DEEP in their bag looking for a solution. It sort of worked for Steele for the RNC but Steele was more so they could have a spokesperson on TV shytting on Obama, this is just desperation and a mix of “make a black man the captain of the sinking ship” syndrome.