General Mills Selling Healthy Cereal For $13 a Box

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What's wrong with you breh? @General Mills :gucci:

$13 for a box of cereal! :dahell:


I started this breakfast cereal shyt.
And this is the mother fukkin thanks I get? :mjtf:


We are looking out for your health breh!! Our flagship cereal Cherrio's has been on that heart health tip for decades. Took Kellogs years to catch up.

In 2015 we took the lead again by removing all artificial colors and flavors from our cereals.

General Mills cereals to stop using artificial ingredients, company says

We aint do it to be trendy nikka. We are really out in these streets saving lives.:gucci: Now we got Post and other fakkits on some copy cat shyt.

Our piff stands the test of time breh. Lets look at the top cereals of 2019 list by the LA Times. GM bodied them nikkas. :banderas: We got the 1st top 5 spots. https://www.latimes.com/food/la-official-breakfast-cereal-power-rankings-part-1-

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1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2. Honey Nut Cheerios
3.Cocoa Puffs
4. Golden Grahams
5. Reese's Puffs.


I go into stores and we got these upstart cereal companies straight up stealing our shyt! :damn:

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But you know what. .We are the best :myman: It comes with the territory. Now we are going to show yall how to really do cereal. I have finally perfected my new batch of piff. :cook: Been cooking up this crack for a hot minute.

It is coming with a small investment of $13.00 But you will see and taste the difference.:ehh:
 

Hot Red Buns

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Well cereal is a meal, at $13 and a meal for several breakfast its still cheaper than picking up something for breakfast. I won't knock anyone for buying it :yeshrug:

I'm not buying it, I like my cereal unhealthy and full of sugar, Frosty Flakes used to be my fave growing up but its hardly any frost on the flakes these days. :unimpressed:
 

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They won't eat this or that but be posted up in the next thread about the latest fast food sensation :russ:
The same nikkas claiming they eat oatmeal every morning will be the same ones praising the carb-free keto diet in the next thread.
 

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Who's fault is it for eating a sugary breakfast though?

What about black coffee with nothing added to it? Honey in oatmeal instead of sugar? How about plain yogurt with fruit? There's also eggs, fruit, avocado, turkey bacon, etc.
did you read what I wrote? I said most people eat like shyt, so I listed alternatives they can eat in another list, and said they would also benefit from skipping breakfast altogether.
 

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So they inferring that their regular shyt is trash :ehh:
it's no secret that cereal as a 'healthy breakfast' was thrown out of the window decades ago. Many many decades. Added sugar out of the wazoo. Ship sailed a long time ago.

This 'healthy cereal' doesn't cost anymore or can't cost much more to produce than the others I'm sure. So they're exploiting the healthy crowd. They'll find a lot of company there.....
 
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