General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Conz]

dude went completely off the rails when his son came out as trans, and know said trans daughter hates him and is undoubtedly out of the will... i think we need to convince her to be the one who does it

 

[winb83]

 

[Champion]

 

[88m3]

Police find 'suspicious' devices at Tesla showroom in North Austin

The bomb squad was called in around 8 a.m. Monday to the showroom off 183. APD says the devices found were intended to start a fire.

www.kut.org

 

[88m3]

Tesla has $1.4 billion that seems to have gone astray

Accounting experts say there are plausible explanations for the discrepancy as Elon Musk tries to rally the EV giant.

fortune.com

 

[88m3]

Elon Musk Gets Ready to Enter the Restaurant Business

Two years ago, the Tesla leader and DOGE chief began to build a diner and drive-in theater in Los Angeles. Then he became a political lightning rod.

www.nytimes.com

 

[winb83]

As a Tesla shareholder this pisses me off. I sold half my shares and I'm willing to let the other part ride out a bit because my cost basis is in the $120s.

 

[Bboystyle]

I asked chatGPT to make me an investment portfolio that was 80% tech and 20% dividends and it suggest Tesla as one of the stocks.....told ChatGPT im gonna cancel my subscription for choosing Tesla and it appologized immediately and replaced it with AMD.

 

[br82186]

Elon Musk Gets Ready to Enter the Restaurant Business

Two years ago, the Tesla leader and DOGE chief began to build a diner and drive-in theater in Los Angeles. Then he became a political lightning rod.

www.nytimes.com

Watch that shyt go under

 

[Apollo Kid]

 

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Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social)

Former MAGA congressional candidate James Lindsey complains to his PragerU audience that his IG feed is now loaded with racist jokes when it used to be all “dancing girls” and “hot chicks.”

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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Former MAGA congressional candidate James Lindsey complains to his PragerU audience that his IG feed is now loaded with racist jokes when it used to be all “dancing girls” and “hot chicks.”
https://video.bsky.app/watch/did:pl...jdltojwcvn4uibe4vloxbcfqx2catpy/playlist.m3u8

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monaghan21.bsky.social
Umm…doesn’t the IG algorithm give you more of the type of content that you’re already looking at?

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floydisme.bsky.social


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keystonemountie.bsky.social
It's because the algorithm knows you like racist content. Hope this helps.

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thejan6plaque.bsky.social
What an incredible, double self-own

People: you train that algorithm, it shows you what you like to look at

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alfartpee.bsky.social
So he’s been self selecting a lot of racist jokes to read and it learned he likes them? Well that’s on you, bub

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permabulltom.bsky.social
Why do these guys always tell on themselves?!?

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alicialou.bsky.social


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cooper1957.bsky.social
Hot Chicks?...who the fukk says that anymore?
Oh wait...

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anti-you.bsky.social
There are many mysteries in the world.

theonion.com/why-do-all-t...

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julielovesbaking.bsky.social
I never get racist jokes.

Maybe someone who has clearly stolen his phone is “liking” a lot of racist jokes

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ddll.bsky.social
Not sure if this was supposed to play as funny, but that room was REALLY silent

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j4sonturner.bsky.social
“I don’t know why this happens” says clueless racist who doesn’t understand how algorithms work. Peak level self ownage.

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noimalright.and.cat
the literal next sentence after that line indicates he understands algorithms just as well as the rest of us

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marlymarieport.bsky.social
Algorithms will always tell on who you are

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calmwatersavril.bsky.social

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serendipityinfl.bsky.social


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panthercitycog.bsky.social
Guess he liked the underage girls dancing better than the racist jokes.

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lonestardemocrat.bsky.social
It’s almost as if his followers and the people he follows are racists

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betterdanzig.bsky.social
James Lindsay seen here with high level NXIVM member Nicki Clyne??

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jesuislaresistance.bsky.social
Bhahahshshahahs. He couldn’t have made racist comments, could he????? Talk about a self own!

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saffermaster.bsky.social
WUT? Are these guys teenagers, or just under developed drug addicts?

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manhasnoname.bsky.social
Reminds me of this.

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postcardghosts.bsky.social
So what he's saying is what he wants is dancing girls who are hot chicks telling racist jokes

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un5toppabl0.bsky.social
The algorithm gives you things similar to what you post....it looks like he isn't posting pictures of hot chicks

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americanlioness96.bsky.social


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saradarby.bsky.social
The jokes are writing themselves

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jamesschilf.bsky.social
Does he have a beaver pelt on his head?

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chitownaquarius.bsky.social
Absolutely looks like a yes to me. The sides tell no lies

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zobethc.bsky.social
He must be referring to the lovely MAGA Karens AKA as the Trumpettes

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wahoonie.bsky.social


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weishampel.bsky.social
That's just so.....Conceptual

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seattlesanta.bsky.social
What a MAGAt

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jamesschilf.bsky.social
What is with the 5-dollar haircuts

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texaskrusty.bsky.social


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The Serfs (@theserfstv.bsky.social)

Elon Musk challenges Mark Zuckerberg to a fight. Mark agrees. Elon backs out. Elon Musk challenges Jon Stewart to a debate. Jon agrees. Elon backs out. Elon Musk calls Hasan Piker a bytch. Hasan challenges him to Elden Ring duel. Elon backs out.

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theserfstv.bsky.social
Elon Musk challenges Mark Zuckerberg to a fight. Mark agrees. Elon backs out.

Elon Musk challenges Jon Stewart to a debate. Jon agrees. Elon backs out.

Elon Musk calls Hasan Piker a bytch. Hasan challenges him to Elden Ring duel. Elon backs out.

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goslen.bsky.social
Don't forget he also TRIED to back out of his contract to buy Twitter, until they were like "ummm... You already signed the contract, stupid".

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boomboxes-unite.bsky.social

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mozzystick.bsky.social
You really don't need to include the deadname in this

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skkyywalker.bsky.social
You've studied Goldilocks much too long, boy.

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acg97.bsky.social
Elon's a coward, He'll never do anything unless he pays someone else to do the dirty work for him. Elon's never worked a day in his Pathetic little life. little shyt should died where he fukking Stands.

So may his heart forever give out.

hopefully live on TV.

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wolfman1.bsky.social
Running against president #musk is a winner in what was a solid trump district!
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

Bluesky

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maryjanelane.bsky.social

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boycottpro.bsky.social
Musk is sure a tough guy ...

10/28
mondragon.bsky.social
I would challenge him to a fight, but if he says yes, I really don’t want to deal with his t*ts.

11/28
muttgoalie1909.bsky.social
It's almost like Musk is a little bytch

12/28
josephreyesarts.bsky.social
No fan of Elon, but Hasan isn't a good guy either.

13/28
vincentcomeau.bsky.social
Elon takes 1 step forward, 10 steps back. You can't explain that.

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berniemask.bsky.social
We should challenge him to ruin the United States government

15/28
ricopic.one
Elon fathers a bunch of children ...

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maryjanelane.bsky.social
Yeah, that's what believing in eugenics does... well that & leads to concentration camps.

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okgrown.bsky.social
It’s safe to say Elon should just start being called crawfish.

18/28
bhead.bsky.social
Elon said he end world hunger, then backed out

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dixiemaple.bsky.social
www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

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cyclonechaos.bsky.social
Pattern of consistency in cowardice XP

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siefy74.bsky.social
Is Elon having a hard time finding another bunch of teens to be his video game ringers?

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okgrown.bsky.social

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pixiechiclet.bsky.social
The word to describe this is "coward."

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maryjanelane.bsky.social

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butteryjonathan.bsky.social
Just the absolute patron saint of don't want the smoke.

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pdp2600.bsky.social
Not quite backing out of the Elden Ring duel, but more like fat rolling out of it.

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chedo-b.bsky.social
Don't be a Nazi supporter, SALE while it's still worth something
bsky.app/profile/ched...

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dumbcat.bsky.social

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Culture Crave 🍿 (@culturecrave.co)

Assassin’s Creed Twitter account just torched Elon Musk on his own platform

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culturecrave.co
Assassin’s Creed Twitter account just torched Elon Musk on his own platform

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culturecrave.co
Just witnessed another assassination

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crayregular.bsky.social
Split fiction? You mean the game you guys were callling woke days into release before it became a hit?

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joseph197.bsky.social
He called monster hunter woke, dude is braindead

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samitron.bsky.social
he actually then "changed his mind" when he saw jemma and the whole monster hunter community told him to get the fukk out away from monster hunter as a whole

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politicalpotter.bsky.social
Rightfully so, especially when Olivia is right there.

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lynnbo.live
I still have one more copy to giveaway at my website lynnbo.live, pulling on March 31st!!

Support people who dunk on fascists.

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seymorebutts2004.bsky.social
Elon is basically this mural as a human

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ravi91.bsky.social
There is nothing morally wrong in bullying Elon Musk

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socuthedog.bsky.social
I cannot believe that fukking Elon is making me root for Ubisoft

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writaobscura.bsky.social
I did Nazi that coming

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jack-parker.bsky.social
Requiescat in pace

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tallgeese3w.bsky.social
He is no Cesare Borgia

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someryebread.bsky.social
This is the best marketing the game could’ve gotten tbh.

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rarescondratov.bsky.social
Hey @ubisoft.com just bought both Mirage and Shadows as a result of that ratio.

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a-ratt.bsky.social
Damn, ubisoft

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dromader.bsky.social
No joke this pushed me over into buying the game lmao.

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visoredavenger.bsky.social
Got Groomz as he came in to like boot
bsky.app/profile/airb...

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dorianscott.bsky.social
Oh great, shyt-bagged is on this site.

20/35
danick00.bsky.social
Whoever is running the account deserves a raise.

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jamesmetal.bsky.social
Ubisoft is cooking and honestly I respect them more and more the last two weeks

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manchildinthesand.bsky.social
The layers to this are insane.

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jarrom4nov.bsky.social
Elon makes it so easy I can't even

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bigemptymp3.bsky.social


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doctoryak.bsky.social
Guy is absolutely bodied...

Send him to Page 2 of The Atlantic

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reelb3.bsky.social
This comment rules.

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funny5953.bsky.social
Incoming account ban

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agrievousend.bsky.social
Whomever is in charge of that account just did a fukking double kill and it was amazing!

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fizzsama.bsky.social
The new community manager ain’t taking shyt from none of these losers lmao

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wolfman1.bsky.social
Running against president #musk is a winner in what was a solid trump district! Hope springs ...
www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...

Bluesky

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mortisvenom.bsky.social


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backtothefuture20.bsky.social
Gonna need you all to buy Assassins Creed Shadows, immediately.

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colinhortonyt.bsky.social


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purringnuisance.blueskaia.net
extremely rare ubisoft W

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dheberhardt1977.bsky.social
Hang it in the Guggenheim

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[sjankis630]

Has this already been addressed? Big Balls out chere doing tech support for a cybercrime ring ...... Can we get him reparations like Trump wants to do for the Jan 6 rioters?

https://archive.ph/2tskQ

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Musk Is Positioned to Profit Off Billions in New Government Contracts

The boost in federal spending for SpaceX will come in part as a result of actions by President Trump and Elon Musk’s allies and employees who hold government positions. Supporters say he has the best technology.

www.nytimes.com