General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread
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DeuceZ
Li pitit gason
Trump looking like he wants to stomp that kid out 
interesting little video of baby musk
gotta wonder if musk rigged the elections for trump in key areas.
dont know if we will ever know, but wouldnt surprise me in the slightest
I don't think he rigged it, but I do think the misinformation and shyt he signal boosted played a decent factor. Americans are dumb
BK The Great
Veteran
His stock is cratering
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Barchart (@barchartofficial) on Threads
BREAKING 🚨: Tesla $TSLA has now lost one-third of its value since its December 18 all-time high. That's a total market cap loss of $500 Billion 📉
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Trust Me
Coli Prophet
Best believe he's re-couping that money in other ways.His stock is cratering
Barchart (@barchartofficial) on Threads
BREAKING 🚨: Tesla $TSLA has now lost one-third of its value since its December 18 all-time high. That's a total market cap loss of $500 Billion 📉
Best believe he's re-couping that money in other ways.
He is not. Musk is a drug addled idiot. The only reason he has this kind of wealth and clout is because Americans are incredibly stupid and gullible.
Tesla will never achieve FSD. At best they’ll achieve geo fenced FSD which is not worth hundreds of billions.
Tesla car sales will plummet because he keeps trolling and antagonizing his customer base.
Space X is all hype l. It’s not a commercially viable company.
Xai is so far behind ChatGPT and Deepseek just crushed the buildings.
Musk’s days as billionaire kingpin are numbered.
Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social)
Keep in mind that OpenAI just signed a government contract to use its software for US nuclear weapon security. If Musk gains control it would be the most dangerous consolidation of power in history. Everything is alarming, but this is horrifying...
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Denise Wheeler
Keep in mind that OpenAI just signed a government contract to use its software for US nuclear weapon security.
If Musk gains control it would be the most dangerous consolidation of power in history.
Everything is alarming, but this is horrifying.
Elon Musk’s $97bn offer is a nuisance for Sam Altman’s OpenAI
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social
Musk is going to do everything he can to bring Altman to his knees.
If he does, Musk would control:
The mos satellites in orbit
Largest EV company in America
Most powerful media platform in the world
And then the top emerging AI in the US with his hands on US nuclear weapon security
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Stryer @stryer.bsky.social
So, a Bond villain then?
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gail7.bsky.social @gail7.bsky.social
Senate Democrats (@dscc.bsky.social)
House Democrats (@housedemocrats.bsky.social)
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TheSkepticalWriter
Boulder @skepticalwriter.bsky.social
So they fired the top people re Elections Security last night - or? What is going on.
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Denise Wheeler
Keep in mind that OpenAI just signed a government contract to use its software for US nuclear weapon security.
If Musk gains control it would be the most dangerous consolidation of power in history.
Everything is alarming, but this is horrifying.
Elon Musk’s $97bn offer is a nuisance for Sam Altman’s OpenAI
2/6
Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social
Musk is going to do everything he can to bring Altman to his knees.
If he does, Musk would control:
The mos satellites in orbit
Largest EV company in America
Most powerful media platform in the world
And then the top emerging AI in the US with his hands on US nuclear weapon security
3/6
Stryer @stryer.bsky.social
So, a Bond villain then?
4/6
gail7.bsky.social @gail7.bsky.social
Senate Democrats (@dscc.bsky.social)
House Democrats (@housedemocrats.bsky.social)
5/6
Graphics For Change @graphicsforchange.bsky.social
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TheSkepticalWriter
Boulder @skepticalwriter.bsky.socialSo they fired the top people re Elections Security last night - or? What is going on.
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Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social)
This is the creepiest Oval Office photo ever taken in history.
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Denise Wheeler
This is the creepiest Oval Office photo ever taken in history.
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ummm-no.bsky.social @ummm-no.bsky.social
Is that where he’s telling him to STFU?
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Rich @engrrg.bsky.social
I feel badly for the kid. Surrounded by malignant narcissists and egomaniacs.
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Mysticrose276 @mysticrose276.bsky.social
Don't. You know how kids repeat what they hear? There was a hot mike and it picked up the kid saying Trump wasn't even the president and he needed to leave. Check out TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) video on it.
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A. Nobody @nowhereismyhome.bsky.social
My daddy says he owns you.
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Ex-Republican with a Brain @jadhmi123.bsky.social
This is a damn movie, man. We have a bought president who is working for the elites. Maybe they are the real Illuminati. This stuff is straight out of a damn movie or an episodic show like The Twilight Zone. We are all living through it.
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Jeff Deroshia @jeffderoshia.bsky.social
There is a good bit of it that would be too ridiculous to put into a movie.
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BlueCO @c-blu2.bsky.social
That man does not look well, his dementia is getting worse
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Kevin Baird @kevlar.bsky.social
I thought JD Vance was taller
10/30
woke-mind.bsky.social @woke-mind.bsky.social
and you know trump is cringing the whole time.
He hates children as much as
he hate dogs.
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lynette007.bsky.social @lynette007.bsky.social
That child has therapy in his future
12/30
Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social
It's too late. I've seen videos of that kid and an exorcism might not even work.
13/30
lavalips.bsky.social @lavalips.bsky.social
THAT KID HAS ALOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
14/30
I, Marc. @linear-relative.bsky.social
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Cöyötē @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social
This reboot of "The Omen" seems very uninspired.
16/30
Jeff Deroshia @jeffderoshia.bsky.social
X is mean-mugging Trump as if to say, “Tell Barron I’m coming for him.”
17/30
I, Marc. @linear-relative.bsky.social
It’s like the kid is saying - my daddy owns you and you will be swept away like all the toys I can already afford and are bored by so just know you’re next. (blink).
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katarina90.bsky.social @katarina90.bsky.social
SNL will have fun with this one!
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Cöyötē @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social
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Jeff Smith @sumisu3.bsky.social
Kid is asking “did you fart? It sure smells in here”
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Aunt Suzanne @auntsuzanne.bsky.social
Has that child been checked for 6's?
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Markro
🫘 @markro2015.bsky.social
He’ll be dating him in 10 years.
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Nick @henry111.bsky.social
"Who are you?"
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Elsa ZEC @zec-e.bsky.social
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rs-vote-blue.bsky.social @rs-vote-blue.bsky.social
Sorry, Denise. One of MANY creepy pics
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Rob Pianozzino @pianozzino.bsky.social
Gah!
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G'Seppe @seppe1.bsky.social
"Look, mommy, it's the kool-aid man!
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social
I am getting Sixth Sense vibes from that kid.
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Mysticrose276 @mysticrose276.bsky.social
Listen to TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) video on that meeting. It will change those vibes to Damien from The Omen.
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nachyocheese.bsky.social @nachyocheese.bsky.social
Thank God intelligence is passed from the mother.....
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Denise Wheeler
This is the creepiest Oval Office photo ever taken in history.
2/30
ummm-no.bsky.social @ummm-no.bsky.social
Is that where he’s telling him to STFU?
3/30
Rich @engrrg.bsky.social
I feel badly for the kid. Surrounded by malignant narcissists and egomaniacs.
4/30
Mysticrose276 @mysticrose276.bsky.social
Don't. You know how kids repeat what they hear? There was a hot mike and it picked up the kid saying Trump wasn't even the president and he needed to leave. Check out TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) video on it.
5/30
A. Nobody @nowhereismyhome.bsky.social
My daddy says he owns you.
6/30
Ex-Republican with a Brain @jadhmi123.bsky.social
This is a damn movie, man. We have a bought president who is working for the elites. Maybe they are the real Illuminati. This stuff is straight out of a damn movie or an episodic show like The Twilight Zone. We are all living through it.
7/30
Jeff Deroshia @jeffderoshia.bsky.social
There is a good bit of it that would be too ridiculous to put into a movie.
8/30
BlueCO @c-blu2.bsky.social
That man does not look well, his dementia is getting worse
9/30
Kevin Baird @kevlar.bsky.social
I thought JD Vance was taller
10/30
woke-mind.bsky.social @woke-mind.bsky.social
and you know trump is cringing the whole time.
He hates children as much as
he hate dogs.
11/30
lynette007.bsky.social @lynette007.bsky.social
That child has therapy in his future
12/30
Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social
It's too late. I've seen videos of that kid and an exorcism might not even work.
13/30
lavalips.bsky.social @lavalips.bsky.social
THAT KID HAS ALOT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.
14/30
I, Marc. @linear-relative.bsky.social
15/30
Cöyötē @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social
This reboot of "The Omen" seems very uninspired.
16/30
Jeff Deroshia @jeffderoshia.bsky.social
X is mean-mugging Trump as if to say, “Tell Barron I’m coming for him.”
17/30
I, Marc. @linear-relative.bsky.social
It’s like the kid is saying - my daddy owns you and you will be swept away like all the toys I can already afford and are bored by so just know you’re next. (blink).
18/30
katarina90.bsky.social @katarina90.bsky.social
SNL will have fun with this one!
19/30
Cöyötē @coyotefromtexas.bsky.social
20/30
Jeff Smith @sumisu3.bsky.social
Kid is asking “did you fart? It sure smells in here”
21/30
Aunt Suzanne @auntsuzanne.bsky.social
Has that child been checked for 6's?
22/30
Markro
🫘 @markro2015.bsky.socialHe’ll be dating him in 10 years.
23/30
Nick @henry111.bsky.social
"Who are you?"
24/30
Elsa ZEC @zec-e.bsky.social
25/30
rs-vote-blue.bsky.social @rs-vote-blue.bsky.social
Sorry, Denise. One of MANY creepy pics
26/30
Rob Pianozzino @pianozzino.bsky.social
Gah!
27/30
G'Seppe @seppe1.bsky.social
"Look, mommy, it's the kool-aid man!
28/30
mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social
I am getting Sixth Sense vibes from that kid.
29/30
Mysticrose276 @mysticrose276.bsky.social
Listen to TizzyEnt (@tizzyent.bsky.social) video on that meeting. It will change those vibes to Damien from The Omen.
30/30
nachyocheese.bsky.social @nachyocheese.bsky.social
Thank God intelligence is passed from the mother.....
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Bleed The Freak
Superstar
The next Democrat that comes in the power as President needs to cancel every single contract Elon Musk has with the United States government
1st fukkin day
1st fukkin day
Outlaw
New Hope For the HaveNotz
The election was probably rigged in 2024. I’m not confident we’ll see another fair election in our lifetime
ADevilYouKhow
Rhyme Reason
Her parents were injured in a Tesla crash. She ended up having to pay Tesla damages
Tesla has sued its own customers and journalists in China for defamation – and won just about every time.
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@jimstewartson
Elon Musk’s father Errol, who had 2 children with his ex-stepdaughter, confirms that Maye Musk’s parents were literal Nazis who traveled to South Africa because they “supported Hitler… were very fanatical in favor of apartheid.”
Elmo wants to recreate it here.
[Quoted tweet]
DOGE is a plan for the demolition of the US government that will remove the entire social safety net and redirect funding into Elon Musk and Peter Thiel’s dystopian apartheid technocratic fantasies.
They are literally playing god with the planet.
mind-war.com/p/elon-musks-eu…
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1860911387306012672/vid/avc1/1280x720/EOOGgiz4NEU-6Nj4.mp4
2/11
@ski2die56
lmao....keep trying. Her parents were Canadian born. Were never associated with Nazis. You're a walking propaganda machine Jim.
3/11
@jimstewartson
They were in the NAZI Party in Canada and moved to apartheid South Africa. What is confusing about this sparkles?
4/11
@mebialski
Who is Maye Musk
5/11
@jimstewartson
his mom
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1861124628632215555/vid/avc1/720x720/uGzzRhtbDPRtHZ79.mp4
6/11
@mark_sheats
The modern version of Nazis are on the far-left. Don't forget they live to ruin your life if you disagree with them. They would lock you up in a camp if they could get away with it.
7/11
@jimstewartson
ahahah ok nazi
8/11
@sotcoabots
Wow. What a fukked up family!
9/11
@Desi1950
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. This is fukking bull shyt to let these billionaires destroy govt as they’ve been trying finally succeeded. Damn shame no help from top
10/11
@TheMikeMorton
All this time they've been painting him as the bad guy. Is he the decent one after all?
11/11
@Tombug9221
Elmo is a dikkhead.
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@jimstewartson
Elon Musk’s father Errol, who had 2 children with his ex-stepdaughter, confirms that Maye Musk’s parents were literal Nazis who traveled to South Africa because they “supported Hitler… were very fanatical in favor of apartheid.”
Elmo wants to recreate it here.
[Quoted tweet]
DOGE is a plan for the demolition of the US government that will remove the entire social safety net and redirect funding into Elon Musk and Peter Thiel’s dystopian apartheid technocratic fantasies.
They are literally playing god with the planet.
mind-war.com/p/elon-musks-eu…
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1860911387306012672/vid/avc1/1280x720/EOOGgiz4NEU-6Nj4.mp4
2/11
@ski2die56
lmao....keep trying. Her parents were Canadian born. Were never associated with Nazis. You're a walking propaganda machine Jim.
3/11
@jimstewartson
They were in the NAZI Party in Canada and moved to apartheid South Africa. What is confusing about this sparkles?
4/11
@mebialski
Who is Maye Musk
5/11
@jimstewartson
his mom
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1861124628632215555/vid/avc1/720x720/uGzzRhtbDPRtHZ79.mp4
6/11
@mark_sheats
The modern version of Nazis are on the far-left. Don't forget they live to ruin your life if you disagree with them. They would lock you up in a camp if they could get away with it.
7/11
@jimstewartson
ahahah ok nazi
8/11
@sotcoabots
Wow. What a fukked up family!
9/11
@Desi1950
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country. This is fukking bull shyt to let these billionaires destroy govt as they’ve been trying finally succeeded. Damn shame no help from top
10/11
@TheMikeMorton
All this time they've been painting him as the bad guy. Is he the decent one after all?
11/11
@Tombug9221
Elmo is a dikkhead.
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Bleed The Freak
Superstar
Damn saw this and it's 
true
Q: What single action is considered classy when rich people do it but trashy when poor people do it?
A: Accepting money from the US government.
trueQ: What single action is considered classy when rich people do it but trashy when poor people do it?
A: Accepting money from the US government.