General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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They are all fukking around. I don't see the big deal..neither of them are married but if Musk is going to be doing this he needs to get a vasectomy because the women have all the leverage in situations like this.

Looks like he is going for Genghis Khan's record.

 

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"the party of family values" will still bow to this shytty comic book villain

 

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@mweinstock.bsky.social

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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mweinstock.bsky.social

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

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‪tracyharrison.bsky.social‬ ‪@tracyharrison.bsky.social‬

brilliant!

i will never forget seeing this in real time when that single man with his humble bag stood in the way of a line of tanks. his was the bravest single act i’ve ever witnessed in my life and brought me to tears that day, as i am once again, seeing this homage to ONE man versus madness!

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‪kaddeee (she/her)‬ ‪@kaddeee.bsky.social‬

ALT text: cartoon of the historic tank man picture on tiananmen square, where one man stood in protest in front of tanks. This cartoon changed the tanks to tesla cybertrucks.

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‪Leo Russo‬ ‪@leorusso.bsky.social‬

Problem is the Chinese government essentially "won" that conflict, the protestors lost.

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‪Manolis S‬ ‪@cyfer85.bsky.social‬

The world remembers. Every time a new chinese AI comes out, the first thing happening will be people asking it about Tiananmen square and posting about it.

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‪Jeff Wave‬ ‪@jeffwave.bsky.social‬

We should all be brave enough to do this at red lights. Just to send a fukking message.

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‪Sam W‬ ‪@sam-wn.bsky.social‬

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‪art00r.bsky.social‬ ‪@art00r.bsky.social‬

Who’s this man? Will there be anyone brave enough?
Single man couldn’t stop them but CT is shyt.. don’t be afraid

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‪tavira.bsky.social‬ ‪@tavira.bsky.social‬

As always, love the Portuguese

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‪Pecan Spinster‬ ‪@pecanspinster.bsky.social‬

I still can’t get over how hideous these adult sized toy cars are

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‪Tina‬ ‪@ladyboater.bsky.social‬

First time I've seen one was a month ago, ridiculous clown carts

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‪Apolonia L‬ ‪@apolonial.bsky.social‬

what a visual!

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‪Laura‬ ‪@lauraapollo.bsky.social‬

Cartoons

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‪Zez Vaz‬ ‪@zezvaz.bsky.social‬

Thanks for referencing the link!

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‪Moz B‬ ‪@mozb.bsky.social‬

After what I’ve just seen of your work I need to follow you for more!

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‪18-й‬ ‪@eighteenth.bsky.social‬

probably the reason why they need armored tesla

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‪TherapyDonut‬ ‪@kryptopeon.bsky.social‬

This is perfect. Can we officially make the Cybertruck the most shameful vehicle in the world?

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‪JP‬ ‪@bluecurtainrefugee.bsky.social‬

It kind of ‘Self Owned’.

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‪Fluffy McMurderpaws‬ ‪@psychopolarbear.bsky.social‬

America isn't this brave. Redo the cartoon with some idiot taking a selfie with the Cybertrucks and then uploading to Instagram Bluesky and then going to Starbucks and forgetting about the crisis and I'd believe it. Trump and Musk can do anything they want - some impediments they will address

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‪mythbusters images‬ ‪@expert-gooner.bsky.social‬

you are so annoying lmao

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‪NickMcB¹‬ ‪@nickmcb0.bsky.social‬

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‪purplemurre.bsky.social‬ ‪@purplemurre.bsky.social‬

Another hit

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‪Diana’s ASMR‬ ‪@dianahollins.bsky.social‬



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‪mellowdeb.bsky.social‬ ‪@mellowdeb.bsky.social‬

I remember the day on live TV, the protester stood in defiance to the tank. I was horrified at the way the government killed its own people.
So, I love this drawing showing an American in front of a Nazi Cybertruck.

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‪TBorNOTtb‬ ‪@baloniusthunk.bsky.social‬

I only just learnt yday that the dude then climbed on board & negotiated w/ the occupants of that 1st tank.

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‪TBorNOTtb‬ ‪@baloniusthunk.bsky.social‬

We don’t know what was discussed. See Wiki link elsewhere on this thread.

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‪Thufir‬ ‪@thufir.bsky.social‬

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‪Jerry Timber‬ ‪@jerrytimber.bsky.social‬

Of course. It has to be.

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‪iTunes Brian ‬ ‪@itunesbrian.bsky.social‬

Once proud fans, some Tesla owners in Canada embarrassed by company's CEO

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‪melonbowler.bsky.social‬ ‪@melonbowler.bsky.social‬

That sticker doesn’t exactly speak the truth. Where do repairs get done? Aren’t Teslas severely limited in where they can get work done? So he’s still getting money, just under a different bookkeeping account.

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They are all fukking around. I don't see the big deal..neither of them are married but if Musk is going to be doing this he needs to get a vasectomy because the women have all the leverage in situations like this.

Looks like he is going for Genghis Khan's record.

From what I hear, he doesn’t exactly “fukk” them.

He is such a weirdo.

 

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Him spreading his seed is creepy in many ways. Part of it is extreme narcissism, but there is also the white supremacist/eugenics aspect of it.

 

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dope

 

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