General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

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PoorAndDangerous said:
None of these vehicles have what is essentially the main reason I bought a Tesla—which is full self driving. I’d be surprised if they have an app and infotainment system as well programmed with as many features out of the box either. Nor are they direct to consumer. I didn’t have to talk to anyone or deal with a dealership. I was approved for financing and had my Tesla ordered in like 20 minutes. Delivered to my house 5 days later. It’s really as-if Apple made a car.
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Tesla doesn’t have full self driving :mjlol:
 
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Spidey Man said:
Checks stock to see how much he's losing. Closes the app after seeing they are up after hours. Maybe it'll drop tomorrow
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I tuned into one in of the popular Tesla fan boys channels during the earnings call and they are completely delusional. They ignored the annual report and talked about how robots and cyber cab are going to make Tesla a 10 trillion dollar company in the next few years. :mjlol:
 
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PoorAndDangerous said:
I had to go downtown for jury duty and it drove me from my house 25min to the parking garage downtown without me interacting with the vehicle so I must be living in a dream I guess
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It works until it doesn’t and you mow down a pedestrian. Must won’t accept liability. :ufdup:

It’s not full self driving until Tesla assumes liability for crashes which he will never do.
 
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Government Tech Workers Forced to Defend Projects to Random Elon Musk Bros - this sound familiar? Musk is at it again with his "I can look at some of your code and immediately determine everything about you and what you have worked on.

From the Hacker Quarterly.
 
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It’s real.
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Seriously no fukks given with this administration. Trump replied, "You want me to go swimming?" to the question about will he visit DC Plane crash site. I mean it is not that he has to drive that far from the White House.
 
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Robbie3000 said:
It works until it doesn’t and you mow down a pedestrian. Must won’t accept liability. :ufdup:

It’s not full self driving until Tesla assumes liability for crashes which he will never do.
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Tesla owners will have the car try to kill them 9/10 when using that janky software but will proclaim it works based on the 1/10 that it managed to get them home on a day with perfect conditions.
 
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sjankis630 said:
Seriously no fukks given with this administration. Trump replied, "You want me to go swimming?" to the question about will he visit DC Plane crash site. I mean it is not that he has to drive that far from the White House.
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Dawg we saw this with the New Orleans incident and the fact that these fcckers went with DEI and trying to "stick it to the Libs"

Real talk one of these folks are gonna get shot if they keep talking about sticking it to the libs
 
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