General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[that guy]

None of these vehicles have what is essentially the main reason I bought a Tesla—which is full self driving. I’d be surprised if they have an app and infotainment system as well programmed with as many features out of the box either. Nor are they direct to consumer. I didn’t have to talk to anyone or deal with a dealership. I was approved for financing and had my Tesla ordered in like 20 minutes. Delivered to my house 5 days later. It’s really as-if Apple made a car.

Tesla doesn’t have full self driving

 

[Robbie3000]

Checks stock to see how much he's losing. Closes the app after seeing they are up after hours. Maybe it'll drop tomorrow

I tuned into one in of the popular Tesla fan boys channels during the earnings call and they are completely delusional. They ignored the annual report and talked about how robots and cyber cab are going to make Tesla a 10 trillion dollar company in the next few years.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Tesla doesn’t have full self driving

I had to go downtown for jury duty and it drove me from my house 25min to the parking garage downtown without me interacting with the vehicle so I must be living in a dream I guess

 

[BK The Great]

Trash ass cars

 

[Robbie3000]

I had to go downtown for jury duty and it drove me from my house 25min to the parking garage downtown without me interacting with the vehicle so I must be living in a dream I guess

It works until it doesn’t and you mow down a pedestrian. Must won’t accept liability.

It’s not full self driving until Tesla assumes liability for crashes which he will never do.