General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Jesus H. Christ]

The coli is going to out live Twitter

 

[ADevilYouKhow]

Hundreds said to have opted to leave Twitter over Musk ultimatum — The Washington Post

The number of likely departures prompted Musk to ease his return-to-office edict and managers to meet to decide which engineers to ask back.

apple.news

 

[mastermind]

So many people will lose their job

 

[MushroomX]

Saudis bout to put hands on dude for burning up all their bread

GREEN LIGHT
GREEN LIGHT

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

@PrnzHakeem did another 75% really opt out? I know these reporters be sensationalizing stuff

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

 

[Ciggavelli]

I love watching things burn to the ground, especially when it's well deserved

 

[Piff Perkins]

Put your dikk on the table and try to bully employees who have maximum leverage brehs. Twitter has some of the best software engineers in the world. They'll always be employed, and it's not hard to find a job with a boss who isn't a dikk. By offering 3 month severance, Elon basically killed the company tonight. Why stay when you can get paid for three months and find a better paying job at the same time.

 

[1thouwow]

Saudis ain't getting their money back, are they?

In blood

 

[PrnzHakeem]

@PrnzHakeem did another 75% really opt out? I know these reporters be sensationalizing stuff

Honestly don't know, but I can't imagine people sticking around if he's offering severance. Elon made no effort to even communicate with employees.

Folks really only saw what he posted on Twitter

 

[Vice Queen]

Logged in for the party.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

something wrong
i hold my head
elon gone

Spoiler

our twitter dead

 

[MushroomX]

 

[taker597]

So... Where is the new Twitter gonna be at?