General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Serious]

Elon Musk demands Twitter staff commit to 'long hours' or leave: Read the email

Elon Musk gives Twitter employees one day to decide if they want to support him or take three months of severance.

www.cnbc.com

 

[Forsaken]

I'd take the 3 month severance.

 

[choc_cardigan]

All these move seem like he is trying to shut twitter down. That can't possibly benefit him right?

 

[Spidey Man]

I'd take the 3 month severance.

Same

 

[chineebai]

Elon Musk demands Twitter staff commit to 'long hours' or leave: Read the email

Elon Musk gives Twitter employees one day to decide if they want to support him or take three months of severance.

www.cnbc.com

I rather get laid off and get more severance and unemployment.

 

[Serious]

All these move seem like he is trying to shut twitter down. That can't possibly benefit him right?

He's gotta be hurting tesla's branding as well.

 

[GnauzBookOfRhymes]

To a narcissistic personality all attention, good or bad, is welcome.

 

[Loose]

I'd just take the layoff

 

[bnew]

archive.ph

reality is stranger than fiction

 

[bnew]

All these move seem like he is trying to shut twitter down. That can't possibly benefit him right?

it would definitely benefit a couple of authoritarian governments who he happens to have business interests within their countries.

 

[bnew]

archive.ph

 

[bnew]

 

[Robbie3000]

This shyt is so damn cartoonish. This awkward nerd must be living out his Ari Gold revenge fantasy when he bought out his competitor.

I'd be like yeah, i'm down with you you while locking up a new job.

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I wonder what the reward will be for employees who decide to stay and be "extremely hardcore?"

Spoiler

 

[MoneyTron]

GFY Elon.