General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread
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BK The Great
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He’s feeling the effects of the shyt he was pulling or something?
Karma gonna hit him in ways that he will never recover from. He the type that would blow his own brains out, if someone as ignorant as Trump pressed him.
i hope Elon doesn't kill himself on purpose, b/c suicide is a terrible thing and we'd have to hear insufferable morons online talk about how it's a sad situation even when a meglomaniac piece of shyt does it. fukk em, i want to relish in his demise. i want the world to unite around his demise.
(his demise won't come, these scumbags don't lose)
(his demise won't come, these scumbags don't lose)
I think blue sky is actually putting a dent in the amount of people that are on x. He doesn’t want X to turn into ***** where to the average person it doesn’t get used or matter.
Because he’s a racist
BK The Great
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Bloomberg (@bloomberg.com)
NEW: Elon Musk's growing US political influence is causing global resistance to his Starlink satellite network to crumble. Read The Big Take here...
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1/13
Paris Marx
begging for kessler syndrome to do what governments cannot
2/13
C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com
Certainly making it highly dangerous to pass through LEO would be one way to end the Mars colonization boondoggle.
Of course, it would also end some rather good stuff, too.
3/13
Layer8 @layer8problem.bsky.social
No, I actually want them to try to live on Mars because it would be hilarious watching people realise how deadly and miserable living there is in real time.
4/13
Doug Mohney @dougontech.bsky.social
Talk to Taiwan on their selection of OneWeb and the European's investment in their own LEO systems.
5/13
Atul Haria @atulharia.bsky.social
Why would you take a small child into that environment? [look at the photo].
6/13
@boringcactus.com
kessler syndrome accelerationism is the only kind of accelerationism i fukk with
7/13
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
But I kinda like GPS and the Hubble and Landsat and other amazing stuff.
Lots of good things will disappear if Skum (and Bezos and the Chinese) are allowed to overload the sky.
8/13
Michael Coyle @oplopanax.ca
GPS might be safe since it's in MEO but Hubble would be toast
9/13
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
That's probably right, because the volume is so much greater. I think there would be a small increase in risk, but MEO would be safe in practice.
10/13
CHECKYSTOMPER69 @checkystomper69.bsky.social
Honestly, we don't deserve space anyway
11/13
Baby New Weed Pancakes
@fathersfjs.bsky.social
It will
12/13
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
fukking SCREAMING at this
13/13
AntiDr @antidr.bsky.social
The reverse bad effect is that more constellations are probably going to be greenlit by people that are wary of his influence
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Paris Marx
begging for kessler syndrome to do what governments cannot
2/13
C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com
Certainly making it highly dangerous to pass through LEO would be one way to end the Mars colonization boondoggle.
Of course, it would also end some rather good stuff, too.
3/13
Layer8 @layer8problem.bsky.social
No, I actually want them to try to live on Mars because it would be hilarious watching people realise how deadly and miserable living there is in real time.
4/13
Doug Mohney @dougontech.bsky.social
Talk to Taiwan on their selection of OneWeb and the European's investment in their own LEO systems.
5/13
Atul Haria @atulharia.bsky.social
Why would you take a small child into that environment? [look at the photo].
6/13
@boringcactus.comkessler syndrome accelerationism is the only kind of accelerationism i fukk with
7/13
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
But I kinda like GPS and the Hubble and Landsat and other amazing stuff.
Lots of good things will disappear if Skum (and Bezos and the Chinese) are allowed to overload the sky.
8/13
Michael Coyle @oplopanax.ca
GPS might be safe since it's in MEO but Hubble would be toast
9/13
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
That's probably right, because the volume is so much greater. I think there would be a small increase in risk, but MEO would be safe in practice.
10/13
CHECKYSTOMPER69 @checkystomper69.bsky.social
Honestly, we don't deserve space anyway
11/13
Baby New Weed Pancakes
@fathersfjs.bsky.socialIt will
12/13
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
fukking SCREAMING at this
13/13
AntiDr @antidr.bsky.social
The reverse bad effect is that more constellations are probably going to be greenlit by people that are wary of his influence
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L O L G O P (@lolgop.bsky.social)
This feels like some Terminator prequel shyt [contains quote post or other embedded content]
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Techmeme (@techmeme.com)
Elon Musk's new political influence may make it harder for regulators and politicians worldwide to resist Space X's Starlink, which added 20+ nations in 2024 (Bloomberg) Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
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1/5
L O L G O P
This feels like some Terminator prequel shyt
2/5
stuffed crust punk @mutant.pizza
It’s definitely one of those Terminator reboots that just sucks.
3/5
Dave N. @daveneste.bsky.social
Elmo is an actual Bond villain.
4/5
RockWils1 @rockwils1.bsky.social
5/5
Joanne Dragonheart @playfulmuse.bsky.social
Yup!
And Elmo
is flexing...
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L O L G O P
This feels like some Terminator prequel shyt
2/5
stuffed crust punk @mutant.pizza
It’s definitely one of those Terminator reboots that just sucks.
3/5
Dave N. @daveneste.bsky.social
Elmo is an actual Bond villain.
4/5
RockWils1 @rockwils1.bsky.social
5/5
Joanne Dragonheart @playfulmuse.bsky.social
Yup!
And Elmo
is flexing...To post tweets in this format, more info here: https://www.thecoli.com/threads/tips-and-tricks-for-posting-the-coli-megathread.984734/post-52211196
Bloomberg (@bloomberg.com)
NEW: Elon Musk's growing US political influence is causing global resistance to his Starlink satellite network to crumble. Read The Big Take here...
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Bloomberg (@bloomberg.com)
NEW: Elon Musk's growing US political influence is causing global resistance to his Starlink satellite network to crumble. Read The Big Take here...
bsky.app
1/30
Paris Marx
begging for kessler syndrome to do what governments cannot
2/30
C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com
Certainly making it highly dangerous to pass through LEO would be one way to end the Mars colonization boondoggle.
Of course, it would also end some rather good stuff, too.
3/30
Layer8 @layer8problem.bsky.social
No, I actually want them to try to live on Mars because it would be hilarious watching people realise how deadly and miserable living there is in real time.
4/30
Doug Mohney @dougontech.bsky.social
Talk to Taiwan on their selection of OneWeb and the European's investment in their own LEO systems.
5/30
Atul Haria @atulharia.bsky.social
Why would you take a small child into that environment? [look at the photo].
6/30
@boringcactus.com
kessler syndrome accelerationism is the only kind of accelerationism i fukk with
7/30
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
But I kinda like GPS and the Hubble and Landsat and other amazing stuff.
Lots of good things will disappear if Skum (and Bezos and the Chinese) are allowed to overload the sky.
8/30
Michael Coyle @oplopanax.ca
GPS might be safe since it's in MEO but Hubble would be toast
9/30
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
That's probably right, because the volume is so much greater. I think there would be a small increase in risk, but MEO would be safe in practice.
10/30
CHECKYSTOMPER69 @checkystomper69.bsky.social
Honestly, we don't deserve space anyway
11/30
Baby New Weed Pancakes @fathersfjs.bsky.social
It will
12/30
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
fukking SCREAMING at this
13/30
AntiDr @antidr.bsky.social
The reverse bad effect is that more constellations are probably going to be greenlit by people that are wary of his influence
14/30
Bloomberg
NEW: Elon Musk's growing US political influence is causing global resistance to his Starlink satellite network to crumble. Read The Big Take here
15/30
gingerninja99.bsky.social @gingerninja99.bsky.social
Yeah, NEVER buying anything from him!
16/30
luotangji.bsky.social @luotangji.bsky.social
Is that Adrian Dittmann there in the green?
17/30
gingerninja99.bsky.social @gingerninja99.bsky.social
Wouldn’t that be juicy?
18/30
Yoga Clown
@yogaclown7.bsky.social
Nobody cares on the right about a concept called conflict of interest and cronyism. Oligarchy at its finest
19/30
kbethany.bsky.social @kbethany.bsky.social
This is patently idiotic. No (smart) foreign government wants to hand internet access over to someone with close ties to another government. It’s not like they didn’t JUST watch Musk use it to insert his thumb into the Russia incursion in Ukraine.
I’ll believe it when it’s not just lip service.
20/30
furtivebacon.bsky.social @furtivebacon.bsky.social
Government cabinet officials should not also benefit personally from government contracts. This is base corruption.
21/30
Henry Heiberg Andersen
@theshortviking68.bsky.social
It should be the absolute opposite.mStarlink should be banned in Europe.
22/30
Wendy @wencen.bsky.social
They should be running, he has shown what a vindictive little man he is.
23/30
b'Airely Sane @linwetzel.bsky.social
Other countries SHOULD BE PETRIFIED that if MUSK decided that he didn't like "this" or "that" during a war, he could cut all communication, slow communication and/or change the communication -- and no one would KNOW. Commercialization should not be included in government communications of any sort.
24/30
FRA @picci0909.bsky.social
NY Times - a little too late folks, the horse has bolted and is now joint POTUS leader of the free world.....
25/30
Jaybuoy @jaybuoy.bsky.social
has he managed to slip a neurolink in yet..
26/30
stirlingnewberry.bsky.social @stirlingnewberry.bsky.social
He burns the corporate value and gets rewarded for it. Kinda like Jack Welch.
Jack Welch - Wikipedia
27/30
Doubting Tommy @doubtingtommy.bsky.social
He's a very transparent national security risk to any state that links in
28/30
Ben Kritz @benkritz.bsky.social
We were giving Melon Husk the official thumbs-down way before anyone knew he would be president:
Musk's Starlink should be investigated, not given a franchise
29/30
Wupert @wupert.bsky.social
When is the GOP going to say enough is enough and point out it is the elected members of the Congress and Senate that run the US Government
30/30
L Smith @salishmist.bsky.social
Never.
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Paris Marx
begging for kessler syndrome to do what governments cannot
2/30
C.V. Danes @cv-danes.com
Certainly making it highly dangerous to pass through LEO would be one way to end the Mars colonization boondoggle.
Of course, it would also end some rather good stuff, too.
3/30
Layer8 @layer8problem.bsky.social
No, I actually want them to try to live on Mars because it would be hilarious watching people realise how deadly and miserable living there is in real time.
4/30
Doug Mohney @dougontech.bsky.social
Talk to Taiwan on their selection of OneWeb and the European's investment in their own LEO systems.
5/30
Atul Haria @atulharia.bsky.social
Why would you take a small child into that environment? [look at the photo].
6/30
@boringcactus.comkessler syndrome accelerationism is the only kind of accelerationism i fukk with
7/30
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
But I kinda like GPS and the Hubble and Landsat and other amazing stuff.
Lots of good things will disappear if Skum (and Bezos and the Chinese) are allowed to overload the sky.
8/30
Michael Coyle @oplopanax.ca
GPS might be safe since it's in MEO but Hubble would be toast
9/30
PeakVT @peakvt.bsky.social
That's probably right, because the volume is so much greater. I think there would be a small increase in risk, but MEO would be safe in practice.
10/30
CHECKYSTOMPER69 @checkystomper69.bsky.social
Honestly, we don't deserve space anyway
11/30
Baby New Weed Pancakes
@fathersfjs.bsky.socialIt will
12/30
Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
fukking SCREAMING at this
13/30
AntiDr @antidr.bsky.social
The reverse bad effect is that more constellations are probably going to be greenlit by people that are wary of his influence
14/30
Bloomberg
NEW: Elon Musk's growing US political influence is causing global resistance to his Starlink satellite network to crumble. Read The Big Take here
15/30
gingerninja99.bsky.social @gingerninja99.bsky.social
Yeah, NEVER buying anything from him!
16/30
luotangji.bsky.social @luotangji.bsky.social
Is that Adrian Dittmann there in the green?
17/30
gingerninja99.bsky.social @gingerninja99.bsky.social
Wouldn’t that be juicy?
18/30
Yoga Clown
@yogaclown7.bsky.socialNobody cares on the right about a concept called conflict of interest and cronyism. Oligarchy at its finest
19/30
kbethany.bsky.social @kbethany.bsky.social
This is patently idiotic. No (smart) foreign government wants to hand internet access over to someone with close ties to another government. It’s not like they didn’t JUST watch Musk use it to insert his thumb into the Russia incursion in Ukraine.
I’ll believe it when it’s not just lip service.
20/30
furtivebacon.bsky.social @furtivebacon.bsky.social
Government cabinet officials should not also benefit personally from government contracts. This is base corruption.
21/30
Henry Heiberg Andersen
@theshortviking68.bsky.socialIt should be the absolute opposite.mStarlink should be banned in Europe.
22/30
Wendy @wencen.bsky.social
They should be running, he has shown what a vindictive little man he is.
23/30
b'Airely Sane @linwetzel.bsky.social
Other countries SHOULD BE PETRIFIED that if MUSK decided that he didn't like "this" or "that" during a war, he could cut all communication, slow communication and/or change the communication -- and no one would KNOW. Commercialization should not be included in government communications of any sort.
24/30
FRA @picci0909.bsky.social
NY Times - a little too late folks, the horse has bolted and is now joint POTUS leader of the free world.....
25/30
Jaybuoy @jaybuoy.bsky.social
has he managed to slip a neurolink in yet..
26/30
stirlingnewberry.bsky.social @stirlingnewberry.bsky.social
He burns the corporate value and gets rewarded for it. Kinda like Jack Welch.
Jack Welch - Wikipedia
27/30
Doubting Tommy @doubtingtommy.bsky.social
He's a very transparent national security risk to any state that links in
28/30
Ben Kritz @benkritz.bsky.social
We were giving Melon Husk the official thumbs-down way before anyone knew he would be president:
Musk's Starlink should be investigated, not given a franchise
29/30
Wupert @wupert.bsky.social
When is the GOP going to say enough is enough and point out it is the elected members of the Congress and Senate that run the US Government
30/30
L Smith @salishmist.bsky.social
Never.
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Rhyme Reason
Republican governor criticized for saying Musk is too rich to be corrupted — Guardian US
New Hampshire’s Chris Sununu told CNN ‘he’s in a way so rich he’s removed from the potential financial influence’
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Gotta get out of this timeline
Actually I would say Bluesky has some, but not a ton of impact. This is MAGA vs. MAGA, as with the lack of leftist/progressives to bully and harass, someone has to fill the void... and right now its the H1B stuff in which there is Legitimate stuff to talk about H1B... but Twitter isn't the place for that discourse.
