General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Hood Critic]

Musk mulling ‘noble’ debate with Zuckerberg instead of cage fight

Tesla and X owner Elon Musk is mulling the suggestion of having a “noble” debate instead of a cage fight with Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg. A post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, su…

thehill.com

Ducking the fade 101

 

[The axe murderer]

Why Elon Musk Fought a Federal Search Warrant to Help Trump

Twitter, owned by Musk, fought for months for the right to tell Trump about Special Counsel Jack Smith’s search warrant for his account.

www.thedailybeast.com

 

[The axe murderer]

Twitter Exec Defends Restoring Account That Shared Child Sex Abuse Material

Executives at X testified at an Australian Parliament hearing late Wednesday, defending the restoration of an account after it shared child sexual abuse material.

www.forbes.com

 

[The axe murderer]

Grimes Says She Asked Elon Musk Why He's So Obsessed With Trans People

Elon Musk's on-off partner Grimes seems to want to build bridges between the tech billionaire and the trans community.

futurism.com

Both him and that trailer park bjork are weirdos

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Breh's feed is comedy, I read his top 20 comments (on the weird new feed Twitter gives now for people who aren't on the platform) and I still have literally no clue whether he's trolling or not.

I keep leaning towards him being serious, but then every 4th tweet is so far over the top that he has to be making fun of Musk fans.

https://twitter.com/elonconomy?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

 

[The axe murderer]

Breh's feed is comedy, I read his top 20 comments (on the weird new feed Twitter gives now for people who aren't on the platform) and I still have literally no clue whetherhe's trolling or not.

I keep leaning towards him being serious, but then every 4th tweet is so far over the top that he has to be making fun of Musk fans.

https://twitter.com/elonconomy?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

yep its parody. At this point its hard to tell

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Breh's feed is comedy, I read his top 20 comments (on the weird new feed Twitter gives now for people who aren't on the platform) and I still have literally no clue whetherhe's trolling or not.

I keep leaning towards him being serious, but then every 4th tweet is so far over the top that he has to be making fun of Musk fans.

https://twitter.com/elonconomy?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

That says a lot about modern society actually.

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Elon Must needs to be acknowledged as a full on racist at this point. Yes, I have a number of cruel and horrible takes myself but I'm a mere peon. This is (on paper) the wealthiest man in the world with a huge amount of resources, connections and government contracts. He honestly needs to be liquidated and his followers interned.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Elon Must needs to be acknowledged as a full on racist at this point. Yes, I have a number of cruel and horrible takes myself but I'm a mere peon. This is (on paper) the wealthiest man in the world with a huge amount of resources, connections and government contracts. He honestly needs to be liquidated and his followers interned.

Or, you know, some sort of lesser compromise measures will be suffiicent.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Or, you know, some sort of lesser compromise measures will be suffiicent.

His government contracts need to be scrutinized. Could you imagine if he was going after the Jews

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Or, you know, some sort of lesser compromise measures will be suffiicent.

You know how my mind works, I'm not capable of this. It's why I don't have any real power, I'd be a despot, deposed and dead within a year or two. A lot of people in this country should be dead or in labor camps (yes, even some children) and I would work to make that happen. On a societal level that's not the right course of action, but personally I don't care. The societal universe will always course correct as only a certain level of chaos can be tolerated at a time. I'd be a defiled corpse in short order. We must all know and understand our limits, even appreciate them.

There will come a time, however, that Elon Musk or at least those like him will suffer. Sadly, it will likely be beyond our time but it will be brutal and satisfying. It's inevitable.

 

[The axe murderer]

You know how my mind works, I'm not capable of this. It's why I don't have any real power, I'd be a despot, deposed and dead within a year or two. A lot of people in this country should be dead or in labor camps (yes, even some children) and I would work to make that happen. On a societal level that's not the right course of action, but personally I don't care. The societal universe will always course correct as only a certain level of chaos can be tolerated at a time. I'd be a defiled corpse in short order. We must all know and understand our limits, even appreciate them.

There will come a time, however, that Elon Musk or at least those like him will suffer. Sadly, it will likely be beyond our time but it will be brutal and satisfying. It's inevitable.

shyt I am a despot and..............sorry got a bit too comfortable there

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I long for the days of the Telsa Bankruptcy Watch where pundits and analysts would predict the ultimate demise of Tesla every six months or so. I need the whole house of cards to collapse so I can watch Elon Musk slowly wither away and die in real time.

 

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[inndaskKy]

Musk mulling ‘noble’ debate with Zuckerberg instead of cage fight

Tesla and X owner Elon Musk is mulling the suggestion of having a “noble” debate instead of a cage fight with Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg. A post on X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, su…

thehill.com

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