General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[Pressure]

Musk is promising delivery of the Tesla Cybertruck for the last week of Sept. 2023
Mark your calendars.

Tesla Finally Builds First Cybertruck At Gigafactory Texas​

This is the moment reservation holders have been waiting for since the original Cybertruck prototype was unveiled in November 2019.​

Tesla Finally Builds First Cybertruck At Gigafactory Texas

Tesla has announced on Twitter that its team at Gigafactory Texas has manufactured the first Cybertruck electric pickup.

insideevs.com

Jul 15, 2023 at 5:37am ET
Tesla Finally Builds First Cybertruck At Gigafactory Texas

Been so long I forgot I reserved and canceled my order

 

[Slim]

Imagine that as your sales pitch

“What’s wrong with you? Just pay for it and then figure out a way to make it valuable for you later”

 

[NerdNash]

I took over and shifted the energy in this thread

 

[choc_cardigan]

I took over and shifted the energy in this thread

I got a better question, have you you ever sat back and thought if you took the time and energy you put into building a twitter following into something more substantial and fulfilling, that maybe you feel better about your life and be a better well adjusted functional adult?

 

[bnew]

I took over and shifted the energy in this thread

 

[Cole Cash]

Do you consider yourself woke?

nikka you’re on the coli

 

[NerdNash]

nikka you’re on the coli

I don’t remember it being like this in the beginning. When did it change ?

 

[Liu Kang]

Imagine being that much of a sycophant just to get 57 likes

 

[NerdNash]

Imagine being that much of a sycophant just to get 57 likes

Like watching

 

[nyknick]

I remember making an order at Starbucks and paying $8 and they just handed me back a piece of paper with my name on it.

I was like WTF is this and the barista said this piece of paper is to remind you to hustle harder, figure out how to get your own cup, coffee beans, brew it and then come back in

 

[NerdNash]

I remember making an order at Starbucks and paying $8 and they just handed me back a piece of paper with my name on it.

I was like WTF is this and the barista said this piece of paper is to remind you to hustle harder, figure out how to get your own cup, coffee beans, brew it and then come back in

This wasn’t good

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

A leaked 13-page document about Threads that Instagram is sending creators reveals upcoming features and tips

Instagram will soon be adding more features to its Twitter rival, Threads. Here is an exclusive look at a document the platform is sending creators.

www.businessinsider.com

I’m case it doesn’t pop up for you guys. The new features are

-New search engine

-Cross platform Instagram and threads D.M’s (Threads changed course on this. They didn’t originally want to do this but the popularity caught them off guard and it was one of the more requested features.)

-Trends and topic page

-Creators advertising (which I think they do now but I guess they will ratchet it up)

 

[MushroomX]

If Threads actually crossplatforms with Mastodon then that's a huge back breaker.

 

[NerdNash]

 

[Loose]

@NerdNash giving 2012 posters a bad wrap, all this c00ning, shucking and jiving . People was right about us 2012 sohh posters