General Elon Musk Fukkery Thread

[PrnzHakeem]

Yes but they going to have to show evidence

Twitter is going to have to show evidence on their MDAU claims made in various SEC filings (10K, Def-14)

CEO posted a tweet thread explaining Twitter's MDAU methodology, Elon responded with the poop emoji.

Twitter then gave Elon access to raw tweet data as it comes in realtime (firehouse), so where is this fraud coming from?

Elon said one of the reasons he bought Twitter is to solve the bot problem, so now the bot problem is the main reason he wants out? Make it make sense.

 

[PrnzHakeem]

Article from June 9th. Exactly 1 month ago

Elon Musk claimed to need more data, so Twitter turned its firehose on him

Elon Musk claimed Twitter was denying him user data, so they gave him everything they had.

qz.com

 

[MushroomX]

Right-wing media react to Elon Musk backing out of Twitter deal: “The purge is coming”

You know what platform isn't purging? Truth Social. UNLIMITED FREEDOMS!

 

[Payday23]

The whole thing was a stock manipulation. Bet you money

He really should be hit with charges by now

 

[Rice N Beans]

The whole thing was a stock manipulation. Bet you money

Did the same with Dogecoin.

 

[Gains]

How may of his female employees did Elon impregnate ?

 

[jerniebert]

 

[DrBanneker]

The whole thing was a stock manipulation. Bet you money

A lot of people have low-key been saying it was a ploy to allow him to dump $10B of Tesla stock at its peak around $1k/share without spooking people into selling their shares and tanking Tesla stock.

Funny thing is I bet he didn't count on the market correcting so fast so the tide went out and he is buck ass naked.

 

[Geek Nasty]

I've been watching Elon Musk videos all day. I can't even keep tracxk of all the lawbreaking he's doing.

All of the manipulations and breaking contracts, he really is another brand of Donald Trump. No one does shyt unless he murders someone on tape I guess.

 

[MushroomX]

Trump throwing Elon under the bus.

 

[Micky Mikey]

I've been watching Elon Musk videos all day. I can't even keep tracxk of all the lawbreaking he's doing.

All of the manipulations and breaking contracts, he really is another brand of Donald Trump. No one does shyt unless he murders someone on tape I guess.

Billionaires are above the law

 

[Slim]

And this dumbass can't even say Elon without getting tongue tied but all his followers wanna talk shyt about Joe Biden's speech impediment.

 

[Kuro]

 

[jerniebert]

 

[Jx2]

You love to see it


Be a shytty autistic bond villain, brehs