Funniest moments in Hip Hop history

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Lil Flip: "That's my daddy, and he from the streets, and.....That's my daddy."

T.I.: "Flip, i heard you was in the building, bring yo punkass to the stage. Has anyone seen Lil' Flip lately?"

Lil Flip: "You know my favorite rappers 2Pac, and B.I. But i rock 24's just..like..T..I..":mjlol:

Lil Flip: "He went to jail for tickets.....Come on gang-ster."

Lil Flip's remedial ass What's Beef song:dead:. Sounds like some shyt that'd be on PBS's Zoom back in the day. This nikka damn near came to tears when Scarface said he ain't the king of the south.

My favorite part is him naming all the rappers he got on songs with and "held his own" against and citing Mario Winans as an example.
 

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LSD- Not to change the subject entirely, but can you explain “Light a candle, run laps around the English Channel, Neptunes’ got a cocker spaniel”?

N- Well, when you light a candle, that’s saluting your dead peoples. Light a Candle. And then, what’s the English Channel? It’s a big pool of water and it’s overseas.So I’m trying to say that when I light a candle I’m that strong that I can run laps around the English Channel. And Neptunes have a cocker spaniel. ‘Cause they homo. Pause

LSD- Oh. All right.

N- Neptunes is homo. You won’t hear another Neptunes track again on Noreaga again in your life. I didn’t know that they hand was broken. makes limp-wristed gesture

LSD- Is this a recent discovery?

N- It’s a recent discovery after the “Oh No” video. After money had the tight choker on in that video. And we started asking questions, and people from Virginia started telling us that he’s a straight Flagrino. And he takes it up the ass. I cut him off.

LSD- Even though the beats--

N- fukk the beats! laughter. I can’t fukk with nobody that Mohammed used to throw off the hill. You know, Mohammed used to take all the h****nikkas in the village, and he’d take ‘em to the top of the hill and he tricked them. He’d tell ‘em ‘Yo, jump down there’, and when they’d jump down there, they killed they self. We don’t fukk with homo. I like lesbians, though. I’ma stand up--I like lesbians and dykes. If you’re lesbian and dyke you’re okay to me, but if you’re a homo, I don’t even like you.

LSD- So you’re pretty clear about that.

N- I’m clear about that. Y’all ain’t h****are you? laughter

LSD- No, no. We’re familiar with your music. I don’t think we’d be here.

N- That’s good. I don’t want to offend anybody. laughs







Words can't describe how hard I was crying laughing the first time I read this.
 
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