The entire Crunchy Black DJ Vlad interview, breh was saying the wildest shyt with a straight face
"If I beat a nicca up for you, Glad, you can't look out for me?"
"I didn't beat her up that day"
"I don't do shyt and get caught, so I can be out here getting money instead of being in jail" (immediately after saying this Vlad mentioned he got arrested for selling meth)
"I'm from Memphis, we do a lil pimping, you know what I'm saying? Well, we do a lot of pimping and my fiancée was one of my girls"
"She's not a going-to-jail-all-the-time ass bytch"
"In Vegas, you can snitch on somebody"
"It was quite natural that I was doing shyt, that's why I wasn't fukked up about being shot"
"He shot me in my leg cause he knew I be dancing so I guess he was trying to hate on that"