Fukk Aliens or A.I

[EQ.]

breh i would day after a week withour the coli

why you think i made this thread breh, tryna prepare for the inevitable, don't wanna be caught ass nekid coming out the shower by a bear in my crib looking at me like

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Hell yeah, I be paranoid about that shyt. Especially with wasps, they are so sneaky and they be antagonizing a sista. If they band together and turn on us, they bet not touch me. I've been on that animal activist tip for a minute.

got damn judas copping pleas, shun this women

 

[Mowgli]

Aight , we've sorted the whole (hypothetical) bee fiasco , but what about the animals tho? how do we handle the bears/dogs/etc random attacks/planned attacks?

Animals have come to fear humans for a reason. They've seen their brethren being made into ragdoll physics. Their limp carcasses hoisted onto trucks, never to be seen again. The onlookers in turn, knowing what death is, run when they see humans. The children imitate their parents so they run when they see humans. When animals hear that gloc go pop, they outta there and the ones brave enough to step forward, the alphas are crushed out of existence. Soon you're only left with beta males and they will run, their women will run and they both will teach their children to run when they see that humanity. Animals do not prey on us for a reason. We've already established ourselves as Bauce.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

why you think i made this thread breh, tryna prepare for the inevitable, don't wanna be caught ass nekid coming out the shower by a bear in my crib looking at me like

we need a offline database bra for the future when it all falls down

 

[EQ.]

Hell yeah, I be paranoid about that shyt. Especially with wasps, they are so sneaky and they be antagonizing a sista. If they band together and turn on us, they bet not touch me. I've been on that animal activist tip for a minute.

there's a wasps nest kinda high at my crib, wasps stay flying around like they moving drugs, anyway i keeps my head down and avoid eye contact wit em, but they keep testing me like " i dare you to look breh, just look "

 

[Mowgli]

my god this man is our fearless leader brahs

I mean seriously. Do you need bees to grow crops? Are bees the only thing keeping plant life from going extinct? These cacs just throw out random nonsense with no proof or evidence and expect people to go along with it because a cac said they have a genius IQ. Stop it. I on 3 long sleeve shirts, 2 pairs of jeans some gloves and a mask and spray the biggest bee hive in the world with bleach spray and play playstation vita while they go ham to the grave.

 

[Mowgli]

There are people in this world too p*ssy to even step on a roach with their shoes on. These are the types of people that would be afraid of an insect invasion.

 

[Elle Driver]

got damn judas copping pleas, shun this women

nikka called me Judas

there's a wasps nest kinda high at my crib, wasps stay flying around like they moving drugs, anyway i keeps my head down and avoid eye contact wit em, but they keep testing me like " i dare you to look breh, just look "

They be on that shyt. That's why I hate wasps the most. I be on that free spirit vegan shyt but these a$$hole wasps be followin me all up in my ear like I done invited them. They temptin me to swat 'em but I got them chants on deck to keep a sista cool.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

I mean seriously. Do you need bees to grow crops? Are bees the only thing keeping plant life from going extinct? These cacs just throw out random nonsense with no proof or evidence and expect people to go along with it because a cac said they have a genius IQ. Stop it. I on 3 long sleeve shirts, 2 pairs of jeans some gloves and a mask and spray the biggest bee hive in the world with bleach spray and play playstation vita while they go ham to the grave.

lets not bring the console war into this bra, cause u know im gates gang all day

 

[EQ.]

Animals have come to fear humans for a reason. They've seen their brethren being made into ragdoll physics. Their limp carcasses hoisted onto trucks, never to be seen again. The onlookers in turn, knowing what death is, run when they see humans. The children imitate their parents so they run when they see humans. When animals hear that gloc go pop, they outta there and the ones brave enough to step forward, the alphas are crushed out of existence. Soon you're only left with beta males and they will run, their women will run and they both will teach their children to run when they see that humanity. Animals do not prey on us for a reason. We've already established ourselves as Bauce.

(conjecture) But what if they adhere to an Mutual Assured Destruction doctrine and reason that dying in collective war is better than living in fear of us. You've no doubt seen cases where animals band together to protect an injured/young of their own ( you've also seen them throw an injured/young to be predator to be eaten to protect themselves) what if that was amplified and they began to exhibit a lack of fear, you killing one is the catalyst that drives them to kill us more.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

okay now imagine that your dog knows ( by watching your reactions etc) that you are deathly afraid or praying mantis/bugs , it then puts a call into the "fukk human HQ", drops that info to them, 24-48 hours later they ship a gang praying mantis to your crib looking like and your dog lets em in looking like

Is that something you're willing to rock with?

That's some foul shyt..

 

[EQ.]

nikka called me Judas


They be on that shyt. That's why I hate wasps the most. I be on that free spirit vegan shyt but these @sshole wasps be followin me all up in my ear like I done invited them. They temptin me to swat 'em but I got them chants on deck to keep a sista cool.

Elle Driver: *whispering to herself* Lord please help me overcome thi....
Wasps: "What was that?" *flys around flamboyantly " You ummm whispering something there" :

 

[Elle Driver]

Elle Driver: *whispering to herself* Lord please help me overcome thi....
Wasps: "What was that?" *flys around flamboyantly " You ummm whispering something there" :

These wasps be fukkin up my zen. It took me a long ass time to achieve that.

"Shut the fukk up wasp 'fore the Lord direct me to swat your ass!"

 

[hustlemania]

yall scared of bugs, and insects..?

them shyts aint nothin down South.. yall scared of snakes, and shyt too

 

[KingDanz]

an army of honey badgers