Fukk Aliens or A.I

[EQ.]

They won't harm me, I'm vegan.

but you're eating their food tho

 

[Ineedmoney504]

"what if all the insects were 3 feet tall" thread was epic.

shyt was def a classic, once of many sohh lost classics friend

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

due to aerosols and shyt right? or maybe i got this wrong.

i think nicotine based pesticides it suspected as the main culprit but it's really still a mystery.

 

[EQ.]

Also remember that whenever there is a natural disaster (hurricane, tsunami) for the most part Animals can tell that shyt is going to go down. The sea animals start shifting to better location, the birds see the whales and dophins on some "shyt is going down" and start flocking to safer ground, the land animals see the birds like "where these nikkas going" and do the same.....they leave us out the loop everytime

 

[Mowgli]

@Mowgli come in here bra and tell us about how your bjj skills would translate to these situations , we had basically this same thread on sohh, shyt was mad funny

You guys are suck quitters. Bugs turning on human beings stand no chance. They cannot win. They say some species of bees are going extinct because of waves that human beings are sending into the atmosphere. Ok so imagine the science behind human beings creating devices and placing them around human populations that disrupt and kill insects that come in contact with them. Im sorry but insects stand no chance against humans. We are the top of the foodchain. Human beings have the power to make the planet uninhabitable for all life. Bugs do not have this power. We have spray, we have waves, we have armor. How the fukk is an insect going to eat through a suit too tough for tough for ants pathetic mandibles? I dont care how many of them there are. They cant fukk with this. Bugs dont even want to be around when i spray bleech. They are controlled by smell. fukk can they do. They smell shyt they run. Ultimate cowards.

All bugs would have to be 2 ft tall to be able to stand a chance against humanity. A foot at least but even then. The waves bruhs. They cant fukk with our waves.

This man is made of hoe.

 

[Elle Driver]

but you're eating their food tho

But I don't kill them, I shush them and set them free. I don't be harmin them crazy ass bugs even when wasps are hell bent on making my hair their permanent home.

 

[EQ.]

You guys are suck quitters. Bugs turning on human beings stand no chance. They cannot win. They say some species of bees are going extinct because of waves that human beings are sending into the atmosphere. Ok so imagine the science behind human beings creating devices and placing them around human populations that disrupt and kill insects that come in contact with them. Im sorry but insects stand no chance against humans. We are the top of the foodchain. Human beings have the power to make the planet uninhabitable for all life. Bugs do not have this power. We have spray, we have waves, we have armor. How the fukk is an insect going to eat through a suit too tough for tough for ants pathetic mandibles? I dont care how many of them there are. They cant fukk with this. Bugs dont even want to be around when i spray bleech. They are controlled by smell. fukk can they do. They smell shyt they run. Ultimate cowards.

All bugs would have to be 2 ft tall to be able to stand a chance against humanity. A foot at least but even then. The waves bruhs. They cant fukk with our waves.

You are making an assumption that we have prior knowledge of an upcoming attack, if they mobilize breh shyt could get nasty. Plus im accounting for an animal and insect coalition in this doomsday scenario. YOU could potentially make it out unscathed but majority of Americans can't make it a day without facebook let alone think their way outta insect/animal attack.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

You guys are suck quitters. Bugs turning on human beings stand no chance. They cannot win. They say some species of bees are going extinct because of waves that human beings are sending into the atmosphere. Ok so imagine the science behind human beings creating devices and placing them around human populations that disrupt and kill insects that come in contact with them. Im sorry but insects stand no chance against humans. We are the top of the foodchain. Human beings have the power to make the planet uninhabitable for all life. Bugs do not have this power. We have spray, we have waves, we have armor. How the fukk is an insect going to eat through a suit too tough for tough for ants pathetic mandibles? I dont care how many of them there are. They cant fukk with this. Bugs dont even want to be around when i spray bleech. They are controlled by smell. fukk can they do. They smell shyt they run. Ultimate cowards.

All bugs would have to be 2 ft tall to be able to stand a chance against humanity. A foot at least but even then. The waves bruhs. They cant fukk with our waves.

and here it begins

but if we kill certain insects like bees we would die off in a few years tho, whats your solution, and if they all turned wit on us wit a notice, we would lose most of our army on the spot

 

[Elle Driver]

Also remember that whenever there is a natural disaster (hurricane, tsunami) for the most part Animals can tell that shyt is going to go down. The sea animals start shifting to better location, the birds see the whales and dophins on some "shyt is going down" and start flocking to safer ground, the land animals see the birds like "where these nikkas going" and do the same.....they leave us out the loop everytime

I've read the Quran a couple times and it says animals can even hear people being tortured in the after life.

 

[EQ.]

But I don't kill them, I shush them and set them free. I don't be harmin them crazy ass bugs even when wasps are hell bent on making my hair their permanent home.

you coppin pleas already , i see you...i keep my windows open and arms open on some tryna show them i'm with that peaceful life.

 

[Mowgli]

and here it begins

but if we kill certain insects like bees we would die off in a few years tho, whats your solution, and if they all turned wit on us wit a notice, we would lose most of our army on the spot

You really believe that trash? There are people living in places with no bees? People living in Alaskan tundras. What the fukk is getting pollinated over there. You lettin those cac philosophies fukk with your head too much. When you sweep the floor, you get up most of the dirt but there is always some dust left. Bees will not go extinct but they will learn not to fukk with humans. They're dumb creatures of habit but they're not stupid.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

You are making an assumption that we have prior knowledge of an upcoming attack, if they mobilize breh shyt could get nasty. Plus im accounting for an animal and insect coalition in this doomsday scenario. YOU could potentially make it out unscathed but majority of Americans can't make it a day without facebook let alone think their way outta insect/animal attack.

breh i would day after a week withour the coli

 

[EQ.]

You really believe that trash? There are people living in places with no bees? People living in Alaskan tundras. What the fukk is getting pollinated over there. You lettin those cac philosophies fukk with your head too much. When you sweep the floor, you get up most of the dirt but there is always some dust left. Bees will not go extinct but they will learn not to fukk with humans. They're dumb creatures of habit but they're not stupid.

Aight , we've sorted the whole (hypothetical) bee fiasco , but what about the animals tho? how do we handle the bears/dogs/etc random attacks/planned attacks?

 

[Elle Driver]

you coppin pleas already , i see you...i keep my windows open and arms open on some tryna show them i'm with that peaceful life.

Hell yeah, I be paranoid about that shyt. Especially with wasps, they are so sneaky and they be antagonizing a sista. If they band together and turn on us, they bet not touch me. I've been on that animal activist tip for a minute.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

You really believe that trash? There are people living in places with no bees? People living in Alaskan tundras. What the fukk is getting pollinated over there. You lettin those cac philosophies fukk with your head too much. When you sweep the floor, you get up most of the dirt but there is always some dust left. Bees will not go extinct but they will learn not to fukk with humans. They're dumb creatures of habit but they're not stupid.

my god this man is our fearless leader brahs