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Mansur Brown - "Heiwa"
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A true "we are fukked" situation for humans would be if Animals & insects somehow switched motives and begun :scheme: to try and kill us all. Just think about it brehs, we consume them, we live with them, we cage them up for show, hell we even wear them. Out of all lets kills human scenarios they have the most justified reason for that shyt and possibly the best chance. They easily outnumber us though we have the technological upper hand (and bigger brain) killing a unified animal front would be difficult.

Lets walk through a hypothetical day in the life of a person( for potential animal fukkery) lets say you have a pet (cat/dog) that entire time in your sleep it could snuffed you silly , coulda waited for you to hit that deep sleep roll into your room and :shaq:. Ok then, lets say that doesn't happen, you then wake up prep/eat/dress up for work soon as you step outside you gotta deal with wasps/bees (multiple stings can be fatal) lets say you drive to work and spider/bees/wasps was in your whip waiting for you like :takedat: to get you at your most vulnerable , maybe you get caught sideswipped by a deer or the next car over is and sideswipes you, or maybe a flock of birds decide to take a concentrated shyt on your windshield , blinding you, forcing you to make a mistake while driving on the highway, easily a 20 car pileup if the birds filled up on fiber. All is a very tame and isolated look at how one person could die ( or be put into a situation to cause a domino effect), we could factor in flat out animal attacks (bears, dogs, snakes etc) and shyt would be brutal.

Look point is these furry muhfukkas is plottin something brehs and even if they aren't we can't take the risk that they won't at some point....
 
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praying mantis' are beings from outside this world..

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You gonna have to face some realities brehette, watchu need to do is stop posting and keep one eye open like cbs on your pets, they :scheme:

I'll punt my lil bytch dog across the room like a foot ball. I aint scared of no damn terrier.

Now that Praying Mantises? Nah breh...Take me the fukk out.
 
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:ohhh: did humans come out on top tho?
no friend it was so :demonic: @Mowgli put up a hard fight but was defeated, but the it wasnt animals, it was just bug that gains a bunch of weight, and the conclusion was that we would die almost instantly once they gained they weight because they are around us 24/7 even without our knowledge
 
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if animals and insects collectively decided to off us....one creature would come forward and tell all the other creatures "chill weezzz gotzzzz thizzzz".


bees.

they would just stop pollinating for a few years and then a good portion of agriculture would collapse.
humans would turn on each other at that point.

then the rest would come in and finish us off.

oh yeah...in real life, bee colonies have been "dying off"....or maybe....?
 

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I'll punt my lil bytch dog across the room like a foot ball. I aint scared of no damn terrier.

Now that Praying Mantises? Nah breh...Take me the fukk out.

:dead: okay now imagine that your dog knows ( by watching your reactions etc) that you are deathly afraid or praying mantis/bugs , it then puts a call into the "fukk human HQ", drops that info to them, 24-48 hours later they ship a gang praying mantis to your crib looking like :shaq: and your dog lets em in looking like :youngsabo:

Is that something you're willing to rock with? :patrice:
 

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no friend it was so :demonic: @Mowgli put up a hard fight but was defeated, but the it wasnt animals, it was just bug that gains a bunch of weight, and the conclusion was that we would die almost instantly once they gained they weight because they are around us 24/7 even without our knowledge


"what if all the insects were 3 feet tall" thread was epic.
 

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if animals and insects collectively decided to off us....one creature would come forward and tell all the other creatures "chill weezzz gotzzzz thizzzz".


bees.

they would just stop pollinating for a few years and then a good portion of agriculture would collapse.
humans would turn on each other at that point.

then the rest would come in and finish us off.

oh yeah...in real life, bee colonies have been "dying off"....or maybe....?

:ohhh: due to aerosols and shyt right? or maybe i got this wrong.
 
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