no he didn't
Fu<k Kevin Smith if he really goes out with a goddamn Hockey movie
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no he didn't
Supposedly he's working on some hockey movie that he claims is his last film. Disgusting. This fat fukk needs to end his career the very same way it began... with remakes and sequels being the go to trend for Hollywood right now, might as well complete the cypher and give us one last go round with one of, if not the greatest duo in comedy history..
and nah, I'm not talkin about Jay and Silent Bob
I'm talkin bout Randall and DanteI want Clerks III my brehs. Even if it disappoints, at least we can say we fukkin did it.
Edit: and I know some of you hate sequels but fukk it, what else does this fat slob have to offer outside of another Clerks? His non view askewniverse movies fukkin suck, although I did think Zack and Miri was good for a couple laughs.
Clerks 2 was awful. Randal and Dante's horrible acting skills were cool for low-budget Clerks, but Clerks 2 it just wasn't working.
gameover82
Pro
I just watched Chasing Amy last week, and thought it was Kevin Smith who introduced me to Degrassi and that whole Comic Con movement, before they became popular.
He can't go out on somehockey movie.
love that move...made a dude understand why hoes act liked like hoes????
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Clerks 2 was surpringly good. A lot of cult movies that do sequels end up trying to be to much like the first. Clerks 2 had the right combination of the magic the first one had while being its own movie. It's also the last k.smith film I've liked
Box Cutta
Bumbling Sidekick
He doesn't seem to have the technical expertise to make something really high concept and/or high budget. He admits himself how poor he is at this kinda stuff.
Honestly, after watching his movies, can you imagine him putting together say, Minority Report?
Not that those kinds of movies are better...they just take a different part of the brain. I hate Transformers, but I can't deny that Bay has to have a specific skill set to do what he does. It seems like a skill set that Smith would fail at.
Would I watch though? Sure.
And hey, Red State did some decent action so who knows.
storyteller
Veteran
Red State is what gave me hope for the whole sci-fi concept. I think with his obsession with Star Wars and ish like that, he'd have a fighting shot...didn't he almost write a Superman script?
i gt confused he had a cameo cause he was writing fo the comic @ the time
yseJ
Empire strikes back
pretty much, alto it definitely wasnt as memorable as the first one, and it tried hard to imitate the first one...
I still try to view clerks I and II as separate movies, just cuz the first one is nearly a perfect movie to me, definitely with the right mixture of depression, humor and outlook on life.
Supposedly he's working on some hockey movie that he claims is his last film. Disgusting. This fat fukk needs to end his career the very same way it began... with remakes and sequels being the go to trend for Hollywood right now, might as well complete the cypher and give us one last go round with one of, if not the greatest duo in comedy history..
and nah, I'm not talkin about Jay and Silent Bob
I'm talkin bout Randall and Dante
Edit: and I know some of you hate sequels but fukk it, what else does this fat slob have to offer outside of another Clerks? His non view askewniverse movies fukkin suck, although I did think Zack and Miri was good for a couple laughs.
u a cool nikka larry but i may have to neg u just off the blatant disrepect of jay and silent bob... randall and dante are cool but act like j&sb strike back was not one of the daddies of this crude humor shyt
Amare's Right Hook
Southeast World Champion
Hes a shytty director anywy 