Yo that would be fire!
Picture Corey Holcombe sayin all types of politically incorrect shyt like a
Black Archie Bunker.
*Jaden Smith walks down the stairs in a pair of bike shorts under a "kilt", backpack on, ready for school*
*Uncle Corey looks up from his 2005 issue of King Magazine*
Corey: Lil' nikka when your momma sent you here, she ain't tell me I was 'bout to raise the 5th member of the Twerk Team goddammit.
*Insert
Martin era laugh track with overzealous black woman cackling*
Jaden: This is what the kids are wearing these days unc!
Corey: That's why you sissy nikkas keep getting shot by cops.... It's hard to run when ya thighs is chaffing off them spandex.
*Laugh track*
Jaden: Black Lives Matter Uncle Corey
Corey: Yeah, well Sissy Lives Don't
*Insert
Martin era laugh track at an even higher volume level with the sound of Timberland boots being stomped*
END OF ACT ONE