Frail Daniel Bryan got hurt again?

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Regardless of whether that math problem is bullshyt or not, this is true.

These clowns repeatedly cleared Kurt Angle to wrestle when he was obviously in no shape to do so, but they're going to lose their mind over Bryan wrestling? It's completely ludicrous. Sheamus is out with a concussion right now as well, where's all the handwringing for that guy? Why the fukk is Jeff Hardy cleared to wrestle if they're so worried about Bryan's health?

If he is concussed, he should hopefully be fine by June. Beyond that, this double standard is completely insane and I'm shocked anyone watching buys into it as if it has any objective credibility beyond Bryan's agreement to it.

Bu....bu.....bu...but breh....



HE'S GONNA DIEEEEEEEE :damn:








*watches wrestler kill themselves with moronic spots and calls them amazing matches weekly :ahh:*

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Due to his concussion history, Bryan undergoes tests after every match. Those tests include simple math problems.

Bryan is told to multiply 8 by 3 and then multiply that number by 3 and then divide it by 4. If he is not able to come up the correct answer then he is not cleared to wrestle. The concussion protocol for Bryan is much more intense than everyone else on the roster.

They really had dude doing the baseline test from Blade Runner after each match?:ohhh:


"Officer DB555, let's begin. Recite your baseline. :cokeboycism:"

"A system of works, interlinked within works, interlinked within works, interlinked within one weekly episodic entertainment vehicle. :bryan:"

"Have you ever had to sell?:cokeboycism:"

"Sell:bryan:"

"Have you ever been to a local medical facility? Sell:cokeboycism:"

"Sell :bryan:"


Now we get into the question of whether of not Daniel Bryan is a replicant.

shyt - We already know that Dave Batista is :ohhh::ohhh::ohhh:
 
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Every time someone goes on a real tear it gets derailed by something - 97 HBK had an injury, Heel Austin had bad booking, Hollywood Rock had better career opportunities.

Earth’s Champion D-Bry had a fickle body
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Regardless of whether that math problem is bullshyt or not, this is true.

These clowns repeatedly cleared Kurt Angle to wrestle when he was obviously in no shape to do so, but they're going to lose their mind over Bryan wrestling? It's completely ludicrous. Sheamus is out with a concussion right now as well, where's all the handwringing for that guy? Why the fukk is Jeff Hardy cleared to wrestle if they're so worried about Bryan's health?

If he is concussed, he should hopefully be fine by June. Beyond that, this double standard is completely insane and I'm shocked anyone watching buys into it as if it has any objective credibility beyond Bryan's agreement to it.
Any major injury Jeff had has almost nothing to with wrestling surprisingly enough.
 

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This is why these Manilla vidgets need to stay away from heavalweight chammosips! The Bic Bald Booby Danny is out here calcitrating the hypotenude of the tangent to the sin wave that models the expomemtial growth of the peaks, and the inverse relationship their volume has with the nunber of FREAKS that the Bing Bong Dooby Baddy was abel to fine in this white trash town!

Senior Joe! I don't need a differential equator to know you get your money's worth at Shoney's! Hagglerrrrrr.... EGHFFOUIAGHCHEARNEHHHH!

Can @Scott_Steiner come in here to make up for this c-level alias?
 

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I hope Bryan has some shyt in his contract that doesn't let WWE lock him out like last time.

If they ain't gonna let you kill yourself for my entertainment, New Japan will :mjlit:

And just in time for G1
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Let's get it poppin, Danielson :blessed:
 
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He just signed a new contract so if hes force to retire again its another GM role or maybe just even Legends deal
 
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