Forbes- " rise of the Skywalkers is the worst Star Wars ever"

[Dorian Breh]

At this point, cast Keanu Reeves as Revan and reboot this shyt properly.

They can’t even do that, since they borrowed heavily from Revan’s costume design to make Kylo

And get justice league

The dude who wrote Justice League co-wrote this monstrosity

 

[Heretic]

THIS. I wanted to see the Knights of Ren. Didn’t happen. I’m thinking in last Jedi they were gonna hunt fin and Rey down or something nope. We get a casino scene.

they bushed the Knights of Ren?

 

[HabitualChiller]

Spoiler: Heritage

Bro, she actually is Palpatine's granddaughter. I actually really like that twist.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

they bushed the Knights of Ren?

Yes. They were gonna be in the second movie cause in the last Jedi trailer they showed them with Kylo in the rain but took them out. Now they are gonna be in the 3rd movie cause I saw them walking behind Kylo on the 3rd movie trailer. But I bet they will get taken out in 2 seconds from Rey

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Spoiler: Heritage

Bro, she actually is Palpatine's granddaughter. I actually really like that twist.

man they pulled that shyt out their ass. It was a awful delivery.

 

[HabitualChiller]

man they pulled that shyt out their ass. It was a awful delivery.

Not really. It was foreshadowed in Episode 8.

1. Was being called to a dark place when she was on Luke's world.
2. The reflection in the glass on said world looked like a hooded figure.
3. Kylo said her parents were nobodies; he said nothing of her grandparent(s).

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Spoiler: Heritage

Bro, she actually is Palpatine's granddaughter. I actually really like that twist.

Spoiler

so everybody has secret babies they stash on Tattooine?

Get this shyt all the way the fukk out of here.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Spoiler

so everybody has secret babies they stash on Tattooine?

Get this shyt all the way the fukk out of here.

You gotta subvert them expectations, breh.

Spoiler

Seriously though, I wish they had foreshadowed it a little better.

 

[Tikal]

Just saw this joint. shyt was garbage. Worst of the new trilogy. The whole franchise been lazy since the OGs throw it in the bushes

 

[franknitty711]

I guess that leaked script was legit

Fawk!!

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Word? I thought he was in infantry, but couldn't handle all the combat being a stormtrooper. This development sucks.

Yep. But he was working sanitation.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

LMFAO on the strength of the title alone.

the geeks behind Star Trek would never let this happen to the franchise.

oh well, at least there’s still The Mandalorian. Disney better cook up that Baby Yoda movie ASAP

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

Martha

 

[Jacaveli The Don]

Reads like a StillFlow post

Why didn't you @ him you fakkit

@Still FloW

Don't dis someone like a fukking coward and expect to get away with it

 

[FaTaL]

That bad?