Fake Surf posts like The incessant ramblings of a inner conflicted teenage girl having an existential crisis about moving to a new town and her first period; that I had to read in junior high school.
Look at the comparisons
“Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret. We’re moving today. I’m so scared God. I’ve never lived anywhere but here. Suppose I hate my new school? Suppose everybody there hates me? Please help me God. Don’t let New Jersey be too horrible. Thank you.
Thank you, God. Thanks an awful lot."
Margaret - Chapter 25, pg 149
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I knew his phrasing sounded familiar=
@Barnett114 My Dear Good Brotha. I wanted to ask in good faith if I can receive early parole. My time here has taught me a lot. I have changed my negative ways and moving forward I only want to spread love and positivity with all my coli brothas and sistas.
I have been converted, brotha. I am a different man. A God fearing man.
My only mission now is to unite our brothas and create a brotha hood that no other forum shall compete with. Oh good brotha, all I am asking for is an opportunity to create my vision and leave a strong legacy that we can pass to our offsprings my brotha.
I'm assuming August 1st is my release date since that's when all my warning points expire. I promise to turn a new leaf once I'm freed. Thinking of becoming more positive and creating appreciation threads for coli members who don't get their proper due. I want to spread love, not hate
The minute Fake Surf is free, he is back to causing conflict among black posters.smdh. Dude wrote coli biographies, diaries, invented his own alphabetical “u”, acting out as c00n campaign promoter; 3 side hustles in sassing but instead of productivity - he’s flexing for free.