For brehs that travel, ya'll got sketchy stories to tell? How many sketchy situations you been in?

Richard Glidewell

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I don't do sketchy in any way shape or form. If it looks like there may be even be a hint of ORM needed as an assessment for people and places I abort mission. I do, and have done all the risky white people activities, but anything that actively involves the unpredictability of people and I'm a hermit........especially in any situation where I can't carry........I always stuck to the tourist areas and even then in most countries it was places I was able to purchase a "ceremonial" blade of some kind for walking around with. I remember we had been out to sea for 60 something days and spent the whole previous day working in the direct summer time Arabian gulf sun........we took a cab on liberty to the mall in Dubai.....bout 6 of us.......every last one of these mufukkas fell asleep in the cab.........I was fukking heated.......I evil eyed that driver the entire fukking ride.......I didn't care about being a good guest.......that shyt was when they were still people going missing and beheading videos commonly floating around........I never went on liberty with them again and told them as much, but you know how mufukkas are, if nothing happened they don't learn shyt, but as far as they know, I was the SOLE reason they didn't end up in a fukking hostel/saw video
 
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I be watching all types of travel videos. Cats be in the hood parts of DR, Colombia, etc. shyt just look sketchy. I understand not being flashy, but you still probably stick out.

White boys literally give no fuks it seems like.They just be everywhere half tipsy.
:russ: :picard:
Rented an Airbnb in this sketchy ass middle eastern neighborhood in London. Definitely thought I was being watched to break into the apt when I wasn’t there
 

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Yes. We were still driving during peak narco wars ‘08-13.
:huhldup:
My scare was in ‘10. Fake check point was set up at 4 in the morning outside Coatzacoalcos. I shouldn’t have been driving but I really wanted to make the city.

We were stuck in traffic outside Veracruz for 3 hours. Didn’t move an inch because of a 18 wheeler.

I wouldn’t make the drive anymore personally. I’m a family man now.
:flabbynsick:
I lived in Brownsville from ‘10-11. Went to college there for a year. I could walk from my apartment and be buying “stuff” in Matamoros within 20 mins. Our apartment and campus wouldn’t get hit every so often by stray bullets from the cartels and police shootouts.
:heh:
We would drink on the porch and see tracers.
:pachaha:
Would only go back inside when the mini guns come out.
:picard:
As for the drive, we would clear the border around 6am and get to Tampico by 1pm. Once we clear Tampico, we feel safer driving. The state of Tamaulipas is no joke but driving during the day is straight. Mexicans love Belizeans so we get a pass most of the time.
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I keep telling the homie the next time he goes home to let me know so I can coordinate with him. He was at tinker afb the last I talked to him, so I know it's on his mind. Wonder if I could get a Pic with Shyne?!
 

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I'm not a drug user, so no biggie there. I'd worry about spiked drinks.


I never leave my cup unattended in or out of the states.....


I think that shyt only happens in the movies where the bartenders drug you and you wake up in a tub :russ:



foreigners usually love us cause they see $$$; they aint trying to do nothing but get paid smell me
 

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I keep telling the homie the next time he goes home to let me know so I can coordinate with him. He was at tinker afb the last I talked to him, so I know it's on his mind. Wonder if I could get a Pic with Shyne?!
I got my citizenship this year. Waiting on my kids now. My Wife is next. If the Wife was bout it, we would be in Belize now. The States is cool but too much random shyt.

I was 30 mins early before a dude got shot at the gas station I went to two nights ago. Same day another gas station I frequent had a shooting as well.
:huhldup:
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/double-shooting-dekalb-police-investigate-phone-sale-gone-wrong

They be wildin out here in the A.
 

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I never leave my cup unattended in or out of the states.....


I think that shyt only happens in the movies where the bartenders drug you and you wake up in a tub :russ:



foreigners usually love us cause they see $$$; they aint trying to do nothing but get paid smell me
I was young and dumb in Mexico. I was 18 and we would go to a club called Fridas in Reynosa every Friday. Me and my boy are the only Brothas there so we would clean up every weekend. Smashin women in the alley or back stateside after the club let out. Sometimes we would knock down some locals at their place in the city, but we didn’t want those problems so we kept it stateside most of the time.
:whoa:
I told this story before but we both got drugged one night. I woke up facedown at 8 in the morning on some random curb still in Mexico.
:deadrose:
First thing I do is pay myself down to make sure I wasn’t shot or stabbed. I was straight.
:blessed:
They snatched my chain, wallet, watch, and phone. My momma gave me that chain.
:to:
I walked a few miles to the border crossing. Border agent let me through with no ID and just shook his head.
:beli:
Luckily, there was a free bus that takes to you McAllen (where I lived) which is maybe 10 miles from the border. The bus actually stops at the mall where another friend worked. I went to his shop and chilled until he was able to give me a ride to my apartment.

My partna had a crazy story about that night too. He ended up getting a ride with some boppers back to our apartment. They tried to rob him but he ended up getting out of the situation.
:pachaha:
Never left a drink unattended ever again.
:ufdup:
 

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in Tokyo Japan these Nigerians were trying hard as hell to get me inside a bar, even following me around, I had to give em attitude so they can back tf off
 

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Monterry is fukking dope. Maybe nicer than Beverly Hills, in San Pedro Garza.

Poza Rica, Boca Del Rio....yeah lol that's the danger zone. In 2011, that's where CJNG dropped 30 or 50 bodies on the street, with Z's painted on them.

Drug wars was crazy back then. I used to party in Monterrey back in the day. The club we normally hit up got set on fire during the wars. I think 50+ people died.
:picard:
Club was owned by a cartel member. Monterrey was mostly safe back then outside a few incidents like that one.
 

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20+ years ago I was in Costa Rica and wasn’t really feeling the women out there and the chick at the hotel desk was about the best looking and most fukkable woman I encountered in my few days there so I shot and she was with it after her shift ended later that night.

After her shift, I invited her to my room, but she said some bullshyt about not wanting her coworkers seeing her at the hotel after hours and wanted ME to go to her home.

:comeon:

I already knew the play, but I pretended shyt was sweet and walked about a block with her until we got to a corner where the street lights officially ended and it was dark as fukk from that point on. I looked at her and said I’m not going over there and she fake begged and I just chuckled and backed away from her. Then this bytch tried to rush in for a kiss and I knew she was on bullshyt going from shy to suddenly with public affection.

I got the fukk up outta there quickly.
 
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Buying weed in Mexico. Taxi driver was cool said he would take us to the spot and then asked if we wanted to see girls. We was like YES!

It was 4 of us plus the driver.

He drove us about 45 min outside of Cancun thru the hood and then out to some country side rural area.

Big building that looked like From Dusk Till Dawn. Me and my boys looking at each other like keep your eyes open. Taxi driver felt the vibe and was like we cool everything is good.

We get out the car and walk around the BACK of the building. There are dudes back there and they all stand up smiling showing teeth. They start asking if we want weed or blow. They open the back door and it’s a big ass kitchen in there and they are waving us in. I’m fully expecting the guns to come out once we are inside. We walk thru the kitchen and you are in a huge night club/restaurant and there are girls on stage.

We sit down and everyone starts coming around asking where we are from etc. we bought beers and shots for everybody and then the dancers came and sat with us.

Manager of the spot was Defintely connected, lil skinny dude with a lot of gold asks if we want a girl.

I didn’t want any of the dancers there was a waitress I thought was hot. Thick ass Mexican Milf probably in her 30’s at that time. I asked dude if I can have her and he raised his eyebrows and said maybe.

He talks to the waitress and she’s looking me over and I see her say ok. He walks back over and tells me give her $50 and she will take me to his office upstairs. I follow her upstairs to an office with one desk, a chair, a safe and stacks of cases of liquor.

She doesn’t speak any English at all. She gestures that she doesn’t have a condom, gestures that I cannot cum in her p*ssy she made that really clear. I was like thumbs up I got you. We went at it for about 20min.

Come back downstairs and she goes to clean up. Manager dude comes over and says you are good bro you are good.

We stayed in there about 3 hrs. Ate dinner and everything.

I wish I could remember the name of that place.
 

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Drug wars was crazy back then. I used to party in Monterrey back in the day. The club we normally hit up got set on fire during the wars. I think 50+ people died.
:picard:
Club was owned by a cartel member. Monterrey was mostly safe back then outside a few incidents like that one.

Right, the casino in 2011. Zetas again. They also hanged like 25 people from a bridge that same year.

Violence in those places is like am immune reaction, it flares up, and then passes, but can return anytime the conditions appear.
 

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Right, the casino in 2011. Zetas again. They also hanged like 25 people from a bridge that same year.

Violence in those places is like am immune reaction, it flares up, and then passes, but can return anytime the conditions appear.


Something similar happened in Monterrey, but this is maybe what I was thinking of
 

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not sketchy till i thought about it but cooked jerk chicken for a low level cartel leader for his birthday party. was cool but his wife was a bytch and looked at me crazy when i tried to engage with her. next day we all went to party on the beach at night. he had a bunch of young dudes around who i assume were the shooters and they were giving me weird looks and i realized at that moment i could disappear forever. no matter how cool they seem they really dont like to see their women with non mexicans especially a black guy. other then that police trying to extort money but standing on biz and not giving them shyt. way more sketchy stories here in america
 

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Some years ago I was in Barcelona dolo and I ended up in a brothel by accident. Hella brolic Russian mob nikkas running the place. Since I was already there I was tempted to partake but didn't have any cash on me. There was an ATM in the corner but I knew if I used it my card would have been buss. I ended up chatting to some chick working there and then I dipped.

In Buenos Aires exchanging $1000 USD to pesos in the back seat of a VW Passat parked on a street corner. At the time the largest peso note in circulation was equal to .25 dollar so I'm walking back to the apt with hella bills stuffed in my coat looking like I got the wild beer belly.
 

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Buying weed in Mexico. Taxi driver was cool said he would take us to the spot and then asked if we wanted to see girls. We was like YES!

It was 4 of us plus the driver.

He drove us about 45 min outside of Cancun thru the hood and then out to some country side rural area.

Big building that looked like From Dusk Till Dawn. Me and my boys looking at each other like keep your eyes open. Taxi driver felt the vibe and was like we cool everything is good.

We get out the car and walk around the BACK of the building. There are dudes back there and they all stand up smiling showing teeth. They start asking if we want weed or blow. They open the back door and it’s a big ass kitchen in there and they are waving us in. I’m fully expecting the guns to come out once we are inside. We walk thru the kitchen and you are in a huge night club/restaurant and there are girls on stage.

We sit down and everyone starts coming around asking where we are from etc. we bought beers and shots for everybody and then the dancers came and sat with us.

Manager of the spot was Defintely connected, lil skinny dude with a lot of gold asks if we want a girl.

I didn’t want any of the dancers there was a waitress I thought was hot. Thick ass Mexican Milf probably in her 30’s at that time. I asked dude if I can have her and he raised his eyebrows and said maybe.

He talks to the waitress and she’s looking me over and I see her say ok. He walks back over and tells me give her $50 and she will take me to his office upstairs. I follow her upstairs to an office with one desk, a chair, a safe and stacks of cases of liquor.

She doesn’t speak any English at all. She gestures that she doesn’t have a condom, gestures that I cannot cum in her p*ssy she made that really clear. I was like thumbs up I got you. We went at it for about 20min.

Come back downstairs and she goes to clean up. Manager dude comes over and says you are good bro you are good.

We stayed in there about 3 hrs. Ate dinner and everything.

I wish I could remember the name of that place.

What year was this?
 
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